TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/sunnyright/status/842372069887205376

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:17

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# ? May 26, 2024 15:43

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:17

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/842377154344058880

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The right wing in America has been fanatically anti Muslim since at least the 1980s

The right wing churches really get in on it. Any right wing American is packed to the gills with supposed Muslim "facts"

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:18

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH GRIMMACE. THE BURGER KING IS MY NEW FRIEND.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:19

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

you never see an old man eating a twix

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:19

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

PerilPastry posted:

I've not been following the debate on the Muslim ban so excuse me if I'm asking something painfully obvious here. I'm just curious about how Trump's base attempt to justify it.

The Muslim population has basically integrated seamlessly in the US, right? No clustering/ghettoes, decent education levels, a higher than average employment rate. In short, none of the issues facing Europe which generally speaking sucks at integration.

I guess what I'm asking is: In Europe this makes Muslim immigrants a fairly convenient whipping boy/scapegoat for all of society's ills for right wing shitheads but how does the xenophobia lobbed at Muslims in the US actually look?

Is it less "drat welfare queens took our jobs!" and more "yeah, they look nice - but just you wait; any one them'll commit a terrorism on ya the minute you turn your back"?

the argument is that all the information you're referring to is incorrect, and this brown-skinned population is actually totally lawless and consists entirely of authoritarian rapists that can't integrate into our communities due to tribalism

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:19

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH GRIMMACE. THE BURGER KING IS MY NEW FRIEND.

Christie is so fat lol

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:20

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

EXCLUSIVE: Nazi-Allied Group Claims Top Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka As Sworn Member

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

PerilPastry posted:

I've not been following the debate on the Muslim ban so excuse me if I'm asking something painfully obvious here. I'm just curious about how Trump's base attempt to justify it.

The Muslim population has basically integrated seamlessly in the US, right? No clustering/ghettoes, decent education levels, a higher than average employment rate. In short, none of the issues facing Europe which generally speaking sucks at integration.

I guess what I'm asking is: In Europe this makes Muslim immigrants a fairly convenient whipping boy/scapegoat for all of society's ills for right wing shitheads but how does the xenophobia lobbed at Muslims in the US actually look?

Is it less "drat welfare queens took our jobs!" and more "yeah, they look nice - but just you wait; any one them'll commit a terrorism on ya the minute you turn your back"?

I've gone to a baseball game and seen a guy wearing a "ENGLISH IS AMERICA'S LANGUAGE" t-shirt, what do you think? Lol

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:20

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH GRIMMACE. THE BURGER KING IS MY NEW FRIEND.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:21

Rubber Tucky: Oct 14, 2004; Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

PerilPastry posted:

I've not been following the debate on the Muslim ban so excuse me if I'm asking something painfully obvious here. I'm just curious about how Trump's base attempt to justify it.

The Muslim population has basically integrated seamlessly in the US, right? No clustering/ghettoes, decent education levels, a higher than average employment rate. In short, none of the issues facing Europe which generally speaking sucks at integration.

I guess what I'm asking is: In Europe this makes Muslim immigrants a fairly convenient whipping boy/scapegoat for all of society's ills for right wing shitheads but how does the xenophobia lobbed at Muslims in the US actually look?

Is it less "drat welfare queens took our jobs!" and more "yeah, they look nice - but just you wait; any one them'll commit a terrorism on ya the minute you turn your back"?

People have shot and killed Hindus and Sikhs because they "look Muslim" so we're not talking about the most rational segment of our population here.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:21

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/842360323168452609

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:22

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

radical mcdonalds terrorism

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:22

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

tacodaemon posted:

EXCLUSIVE: Nazi-Allied Group Claims Top Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka As Sworn Member

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:22

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

kaleedity posted:

the argument is that all the information you're referring to is incorrect, and this brown-skinned population is actually totally lawless and consists entirely of authoritarian rapists that can't integrate into our communities due to tribalism

Now let me tell you about my doctor who's one of the good ones

tacodaemon posted:

EXCLUSIVE: Nazi-Allied Group Claims Top Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka As Sworn Member

Gorka getting deported would be the funniest poo poo.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:22

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

The major failing of all these right wing boycotts is you need to actually make money to be able to boycott something.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:23

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/842362335603920896

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:23

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Louisgod posted:

Bbbut where will all the middle class exceptionally annoying about to be married early 30 somethings that don't understand going to Hawaii to have their wedding forces all their family and friends to dip into their savings account to even attend, and they have the GALL to also ask for a financial donation to their wedding on top of this poo poo? God dammit

Close, but the groom is almost 40.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:23

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Cant wait for Fat Donald Trump to declare that the Frnce school shooting was isis and that McDonald's is a failing corporation with bad burgs in one single tweet

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

tacodaemon posted:

EXCLUSIVE: Nazi-Allied Group Claims Top Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka As Sworn Member

https://twitter.com/dbrauer/status/842380855305687041

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

tacodaemon posted:

EXCLUSIVE: Nazi-Allied Group Claims Top Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka As Sworn Member

wouldnt it be an axis group then thinkmoj.bmp

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

tacodaemon posted:

trump schedule for today

10:30AM Leads a bilateral meeting with the Taoiseach of Ireland - Oval Office
11:45AM Departs the White House en route to the United States Capitol - South Portico
12:05PM Participates in and makes remarks at the Friends of Ireland Luncheon - United States Capitol
1:35PM Departs the United States Capitol en route to the White House - United States Capitol
5:45PM Welcomes the Taoiseach and Mrs. Kenny of Ireland - Diplomatic Room
6:00PM Makes remarks at the St. Patricks Day Reception - East Room

spicey time is 2pm

trump's st patricks day reception remarks will also be streamed live by the WH

I wonder f trump will be asked about Ireland reunification because of Brexit.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

it's a me

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:24

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

D1E posted:

This man is literally Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Someone hook him up with a fat man gravity harness.

I'm so far behind at this point, but I misread this as fat man gravy harness

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

nothing quite as exciting as a mcdonald's mcresist to start out the morning

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:26

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/842381184877359104
lol

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:26

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

2 PH hotels scenes of US Navy scandal

quote:

SAN DIEGO, California � The Manila Hotel�s MacArthur Suite served as the setting of a wild sex party for US Navy officials and prostitutes provided by a Malaysian defense contractor known as �Fat Leonard� in exchange for classified information.

The party, which included sex acts using historic MacArthur memorabilia, took place during a 2007 port call to the Philippines by the USS Blue Ridge, according to allegations outlined in an indictment unsealed in San Diego on Tuesday.

A night at the MacArthur Suite, which has a balcony with a �stunning view of the Manila Bay,� costs P400,000 [about $8,000], The Manila Hotel reservation office said on Wednesday.

Malaysian businessman Leonard Francis had picked up the tab on widespread debauchery, including a May 2008 �raging multiday party,� with a rotating carousel of prostitutes, during which the conspirators drank all of the Dom Perignon available at the Shangri-La hotel in Manila at a cost of more than $50,000, according to prosecutors.

The latest indictment raises the number of current and former officials charged to 20 in one of the Navy�s worst corruption scandals.

Bruce Loveless, who recently retired, became the second admiral charged in the investigation.

The indictment gives more details in the three-year-old bribery scandal in the US Navy that had appeared to be fading before reemerging even bigger and more sordid than before.

Nine current and former military officers were charged in the latest indictment, including a recently retired rear admiral who collected foreign intelligence for the Navy�s Seventh Fleet.

It gives an extensive list of bribes to the officers from 2006 to 2012 from Francis in exchange for classified shipping schedules and other information to help his company, Glenn Defense Marine Asia.

Officers linked to the bribery scandal called themselves the Lion King�s Harem, the Wolfpack, the Cool Kids and the Brotherhood.

They scouted for others who might also accept sex, trips and other lavish perks from the Malaysia contractor.

One meal during a 2006 port visit to Hong Kong cost $20,435. A dinner during a port call to Singapore that year featured foie gras, oxtail soup, cognac that cost about $2,000 a bottle and cigars at $2,000 a box.

Prosecutors said Francis, nicknamed Fat Leonard for his wide girth, bilked the Navy out of nearly $35 million, largely by overcharging for his company�s services supplying Navy ships in the Pacific with food, water, fuel and other necessities.

Navy officers provided classified information to Francis that helped him beat competitors and, in some instances, commanders steered ships to ports in the Pacific where his company could charge fake tariffs and fees, prosecutors said.

Adm. John Richardson, the Navy�s top officer, vowed on Tuesday to repair damage caused by the scandal.

�This behavior is inconsistent with our standards and the expectations the nation has for us as military professionals,� he said.

�It damages the trust that the nation places in us and is an embarrassment to the Navy,� he added.

Loveless, 53, made no substantive comments during a brief hearing, hours after his arrest at his Coronado home near San Diego.

Magistrate Judge Mitchell Dembin entered a not guilty plea on his behalf and ordered him released without bail. He did not yet have an attorney.

Loveless was an assistant chief of staff, responsible for assessing foreign intelligence in the Seventh Fleet�s area of responsibility, which includes Southeast Asia and Australia.

�Far from doing that, over the course of many years, this defendant participated in wild sex parties,� Patrick Hovakimian, an assistant US attorney, told the judge. �He has shown callous disregard for his duties.�

The judge also entered a not guilty plea on behalf of Enrico DeGuzman, a former Marine colonel, and allowed him to remain free. His attorney did not respond to a request for comment.

Five other defendants were arrested on Tuesday in Texas, Pennsylvania, Florida, Colorado and Virginia.

None had attorneys listed in court documents.

The indictment describes how defendants collaborated to expand their group.

A 2007 e-mail from Robert Gorsuch, a chief warrant officer, to Francis said they were developing �personality profiles� of potential recruits.

A 2008 e-mail to Francis from Lt. Cmdr. Stephen Shedd said that he and another defendant assessed whether an officer was corruptible and concluded, �We still need to be cautious with his participation in events.�

Five executives of Francis� company also have been charged. Francis has pleaded guilty to fraud and is awaiting sentencing.

�This is a fleecing and betrayal of the United States Navy in epic proportions and it was allegedly carried out by the Navy�s highest-ranking officers,� said Alana W. Robinson, the acting US attorney in San Diego.

To date, 13 defendants have pleaded guilty, including another admiral who was sentenced in June and is believed to be the first active-duty Naval flag officer charged in federal court. Other cases are pending.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:26

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

punchymcpunch posted:

you never see an old man eating a twix

Maaaaaaaaars bar bar bar

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:26

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Inadequate Areolas posted:

it's a me

how high do you think Trump can jump?

I'd say 2 inches

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:26

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/AprilLaJune/status/842200000654372864

https://twitter.com/tnoutlaw73/status/842365373731205121

https://twitter.com/exaltified/status/842222173477527552

https://twitter.com/DaeshPussy/status/842218865090162688

https://twitter.com/Dan55645/status/842217792933892097

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:26

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/842362335603920896

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't PBS kids pratically self-funding anyway? With all the garbage they license Elmo's name on, they have to be making enough to cover most of their costs, right?

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/842381184877359104
lol

lmao

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:28

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

What did the mcdonLds thing say?

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:28

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp/status/842380484260818945

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:28

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

yah that navy scandal poo poo is funny but as someone who was in the navy there are a lot more scandals

but lol they are never being told

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:28

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

euphronius posted:

The right wing in America has been fanatically anti Muslim since at least the 1980s
The right wing churches really get in on it. Any right wing American is packed to the gills with supposed Muslim "facts"

yeah any depictions of the Arab or Muslim world in the 80s-90s are like gleefully racist

the song rock the casbah is one of the less offensive pieces of media that address anything remotely Muslim before uh 1998 or so???

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:28

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp/status/842380484260818945

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/842381922244288517

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comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/DaeshPussy/status/842218865090162688

I wonder if this person ever argues it's not a religion ban?

# ? Mar 16, 2017 15:28

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