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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Krustic posted:

You must choose between the racist homophobe nazi Orwellian future or the gay socialist nazi Orwellian future. There is no middle or compromise. Choose or die.

Likewise you must choose between accepting that the earth is 6000 years old or that it's OK to kill babies. There is no compromise. This is what I learned from youtube

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

World War Mammories posted:

perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle

agreed, hence my belief that the earth is six thousand years old and i'm totally one of those people that the bible said is blessed to take infants and dash them against rocks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

agreed, hence my belief that the earth is six thousand years old and i'm totally one of those people that the bible said is blessed to take infants and dash them against rocks

nice like a boat

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
nah the bible is explicit that it's a guy that'll be happy to grab babies and fuckin smash them headlong into sidewalks or brickwalls or w/e

i wanna be that guy

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Likewise you must choose between accepting that the earth is 6000 years old or that it's OK to kill babies. There is no compromise. This is what I learned from youtube

Finally someone gets it.

World War Mammories posted:

perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle

Hope you enjoy robot firing squads.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
A bleak future of forced gay group sex at robot gunpoint

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
McDonald's has some tough words for Trump. Lol
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/16/520390105/mcdonalds-tweet-blasts-president-trump-and-is-quickly-deleted

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
well if i was a social media intern for a massive corporation i'd probably do the same thing on my last day, too

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

This is now the Deep Cuts Rap Thread for ethnic street cred

Agreed. Move this thread to TGRS.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Social Media Managers are the types of jobs that need to be eliminated from existence

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Social Media Managers are the types of jobs that need to be eliminated from existence

You have to dream bigger. Remove social media from existence

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if you voted for trump you might not be racist, but you are probably extremely spiteful.

now if i may use a videogame analogy, i think this will all become quite clear

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Nnnnope.

As much as I hate Trump, he's terrible at this, he can't get anything done, and it's making him miserable.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

nah the bible is explicit that it's a guy that'll be happy to grab babies and fuckin smash them headlong into sidewalks or brickwalls or w/e

i wanna be that guy

that poo poo is metal as gently caress

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

World War Mammories posted:

that poo poo is metal as gently caress

The bible is an amazing book that absolutly no longer applies in any meaningful sense

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Jukebox Hero posted:

The bible is an amazing book that absolutly no longer applies in any meaningful sense

It's nice that you live in a world populated only by atheists.:allears:

USSAr
Sep 16, 2007

Your a Commie
i'd rather trump be president than anyone who posts in this thread (including me)

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Majorian posted:

Nnnnope.

As much as I hate Trump, he's terrible at this, he can't get anything done, and it's making him miserable.

I too look on with glee as our government gets nothing done. :smug:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I'm here to save the thread and America *launches nukes*

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

World War Mammories posted:

that poo poo is metal as gently caress

Figured I'd read the whole psalm, and lol at a baby for an eye. Forgiveness my goon rear end, humans are good at murder and don't ever forget it.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Blue Train posted:

I'm here to save the thread and America *launches nukes*

aim them directly at this thread

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

thathonkey posted:

aim them directly at this thread

Way ahead of you friend. We have to be saved from ourselves

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Social Media Managers are the types of jobs that need to be eliminated from existence

english lit majors have to eat too

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Leftists and Right-Wingers are natural enemies.
Like Leftists and Liberals.
Or Leftists and Tankies.
Or Leftists and other Leftists.
drat Leftists, they ruined Leftism.


You Leftists sure are a contentious bunch.


You've just made an enemy for life, shitlord. Self-crit right now or get banned.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It's getting worse

Against all odds it's getting worse

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
HEalthcare plan!

America needs healthcare!

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

Majorian posted:

It's nice that you live in a world populated only by atheists.:allears:

I'm a Christian myself but that poo poo needs to stay the gently caress out of government. It's an old book that's been translated thousands of times by assholes with personal agendas. Tell me that if Satan exists(he doesn't) he wouldn't be twisting this ancient book to evil purposes.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Jukebox Hero posted:

I'm a Christian myself but that poo poo needs to stay the gently caress out of government. It's an old book that's been translated thousands of times by assholes with personal agendas. Tell me that if Satan exists(he doesn't) he wouldn't be twisting this ancient book to evil purposes.

This is a rather confusing statement.

I don't see how you can say you're a Christian when the entire foundational basis for the religion in modern times is the book and extrapolations from said book.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

Tallgeese posted:

This is a rather confusing statement.

I don't see how you can say you're a Christian when the entire foundational basis for the religion in modern times is the book and extrapolations from said book.

Book ok... but lovely people interpret the book in bad ways for lovely goals, I'm guessing.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I wear a cross and say 'don't be a shithead to people.' Boom, Christian. I've also read the bible and know it's mostly just propaganda; the Ten Commandments were written so new converts from the 'savage hordes' would have an easier time remembering how to do the right rituals to keep their new Christian lords from killing them with maces.

I'm fine with religion, but organized religion can NEVER be fully separated from a political agenda, and religion cannot coexist with politics.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

It's getting worse

Against all odds it's getting worse

lmao

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Blue Train posted:

It's getting worse

Against all odds it's getting worse

i dunno man, my lols meter is only rising up uP UP

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Jukebox Hero posted:

I wear a cross and say 'don't be a shithead to people.' Boom, Christian. I've also read the bible and know it's mostly just propaganda; the Ten Commandments were written so new converts from the 'savage hordes' would have an easier time remembering how to do the right rituals to keep their new Christian lords from killing them with maces.

I'm fine with religion, but organized religion can NEVER be fully separated from a political agenda, and religion cannot coexist with politics.

I think it's real cool and Christian of you to wish death on people you disagree with on the Internet as Jesus would have. I think you're right that religion and a political agenda can't be fully seperated. The newest pope is a text book example.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
pope: "compassion is good especially wrt refugees"

liberals:"yass papa give it to them!"

pope:"but compassion also means we must be nice to the pedo priests if they beg for forgiveness"

liberals:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i think jesus would bomb the syrians

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Jukebox Hero posted:

I'm a Christian myself but that poo poo needs to stay the gently caress out of government. It's an old book that's been translated thousands of times by assholes with personal agendas. Tell me that if Satan exists(he doesn't) he wouldn't be twisting this ancient book to evil purposes.

Oh, I am too, and I agree with all of this.

The problem is, the public has kind of a mind of its own when it comes to deciding which ideologies are relevant at any particular moment.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

i dunno man, my lols meter is only rising up uP UP

the lols are in danger of exploding

wapo published a satirical article mocking the starve-the-old-and-the-poor budget

that's not ver yinteresting, but what is interesting is that the white house linked it at the bottom of the daily briefing email as proof of how rad their budget is, lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
What's great is that it's not just a 'haha gently caress your poors/olds,' it's gonna gently caress aggregate demand.

Last time they cut SNAP (and it wasn't even that much) the big box retailers like WalMart started screaming bloody murder about their sales declines lol

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 17, 2017

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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
National Endowment for the Arts: The NEA will be destroyed and replaced with an armored helicopter with a shark painted on it.

I support this

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