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Thundercracker posted:Speaking of which. Everyone should see Tomi Lahren getting wrecked by Trevor Noah. That was the moment I went from being wishy washy on Trevor to loving him. Tomi! Tomé! Comey!
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A Pale Horse posted:Tomi needs to be careful because I think Trump wants to gently caress. What makes you think she doesn't want bannons herpes in her?
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The Brown Menace posted:the only thing noah wrecked was a decent show
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Al-Saqr posted:What makes you think she doesn't want bannons herpes in her? I can't imagine being an attractive young woman and wanting that decrepit husk filled with bile and spiders crawling on top of me, sweating and grunting before shooting his rancid jizz up my cooch. Sounds like a nightmare to me.
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A Pale Horse posted:Tomi needs to be careful because I think Trump wants to gently caress. 
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A Pale Horse posted:I can't imagine being an attractive young woman and wanting that decrepit husk filled with bile and spiders crawling on top of me, sweating and grunting before shooting his rancid jizz up my cooch. Sounds like a nightmare to me. stop reading my xanga fan fic
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A Pale Horse posted:Tomi needs to be careful because I think Trump wants to gently caress. Let's just say somebody has a trip to the funiture store in their future. 
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Let's just say somebody has a trip to the funiture store in their future. I'd let Trump rummage around inside me for a trip to The Room Place.
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https://twitter.com/Michell04827800/status/842392132082118656 EDIT: https://twitter.com/Michell04827800/status/842474670930685953 
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:who the Hell is Michelle? that's the former first lady
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Al-Saqr posted:Tammi Lasagna ANNIHILATES Klansman Cock. I will annihilate a Klansman cock With a hammer
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Thundercracker posted:Speaking of which. Everyone should see Tomi Lahren getting wrecked by Trevor Noah. That was the moment I went from being wishy washy on Trevor to loving him.   
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Wikkheiser posted:baloogan has swam in the poo and piss Take controoool of your sewers, Canada!
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Is it bad that I can't tell if Donald Orwell is a parody of bad Dems or is legitimately a bad Dem? Like, I feel no one with an ounce of empathy in their souls could ever consider it justice some guy is going to lose access to a program like Meals on Wheels just because he voted for Trump, and yet bad Dems and the dangerously woke keep proving that empathy is beyond them
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logikv9 posted:i can feel bad for them but also point and laugh at the same time as we all descend into hell together Yeah, but you wouldn't call it justice. Irony maybe. The mocking dance of a cruel and uncaring god. But probably not justice.
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In an alternate reality where Bernie won I'm rolling my eyes as liberals sarcastically go "Oh, I'm soooooooooo glad we elected yet another old white man! He's doing suuuuuuuch a good job!" every time he struggles to implement policy, instead of this one where they're all tweeting "Haha I'm glad you're starving to death! I couldn't be happier! This is the way my face looks when I enjoy you dying!" from a booth at Dave & Buster's.
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Not a Step posted:Is it bad that I can't tell if Donald Orwell is a parody of bad Dems or is legitimately a bad Dem? Like, I feel no one with an ounce of empathy in their souls could ever consider it justice some guy is going to lose access to a program like Meals on Wheels just because he voted for Trump, and yet bad Dems and the dangerously woke keep proving that empathy is beyond them Buddy there's a whole thread for that
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mysterious frankie posted:In an alternate reality where Bernie won I'm rolling my eyes as liberals sarcastically go "Oh, I'm soooooooooo glad we elected yet another old white man! He's doing suuuuuuuch a good job!" every time he struggles to implement policy, instead of this one where they're all tweeting "Haha I'm glad you're starving to death! I couldn't be happier! This is the way my face looks when I enjoy you dying!" from a booth at Dave & Buster's. In that same reality I'm all going like "I wish Bernie was a little more left, ugh." instead of this one where I'm silently watching my president and various people argue on Twitter about whether or not Snoop Dogg should commit high treason.
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mysterious frankie posted:In that same reality I'm all going like "I wish Bernie was a little more left, ugh." instead of this one where I'm silently watching my president and various people argue on Twitter about whether or not Snoop Dogg should commit high treason. That's old news already, friend. The White House just argued that cutting funding for Meals on Wheels and after school food programs is good because they don't "get results."
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:That's old news already, friend. The White House just argued that cutting funding for Meals on Wheels and after school food programs is good because they don't "get results." I want these loving assholes to spend ONE HOUR at these private charities they go on about. Without USDA surplus food banks would fall the gently caress apart, and there goes a critical infrastructure point for aid distribution.
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Grondoth posted:I want these loving assholes to spend ONE HOUR at these private charities they go on about. Without USDA surplus food banks would fall the gently caress apart, and there goes a critical infrastructure point for aid distribution. It isn't that they don't know that they provide food for people, dude, it's that they don't actually care
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wizard on a water slide posted:It isn't that they don't know that they provide food for people, dude, it's that they give food to dark people fyp
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:That's old news already, friend. The White House just argued that cutting funding for Meals on Wheels and after school food programs is good because they don't "get results." I guess they're right. The Meals on Wheels approach isn't getting nearly as much results on the project of reducing the suffering of the poor and elderly as letting them starve to death so that they no longer feel anything would. It's the "drunken depressed nihilist on a bender" school of governance.
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Trump wearing golden pjs in the Oval Office late at night, all watching Death Wish on one of those tiny combo vhs crt tvs that he's had since 1995 & taking notes for his next executive order, pauses to tweet "gently caress you, you degenerate loser!" as Seth Meyers.
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The Brown Menace posted:*guy insanely and brutally shoots tons of poors and elderly people* i c wat u did there
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mysterious frankie posted:In an alternate reality where Bernie won I'm rolling my eyes as liberals sarcastically go "Oh, I'm soooooooooo glad we elected yet another old white man! He's doing suuuuuuuch a good job!" every time he struggles to implement policy, instead of this one where they're all tweeting "Haha I'm glad you're starving to death! I couldn't be happier! This is the way my face looks when I enjoy you dying!" from a booth at Dave & Buster's. yeah but the guy starving to death is also sneering "are you triggered, snowflake? are you upset that im starving? do you need a safe space?" meanwhile im at Del Taco rambling into the drive through speaker about block grants
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paranoid randroid posted:the state of the union is that 35% of the country is really enthusiastically trying to kill itself in a way thats going to produce a lot of splash damage, and im over here just looking to get a macho nacho hey acting against both conservatives and liberals works up a mighty appetite  Grilled chicken tacos and perhaps a steak flatbread taco keeps me going on a long day of actively obstructing loving morons. 
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paranoid randroid posted:yeah but the guy starving to death is also sneering "are you triggered, snowflake? are you upset that im starving? do you need a safe space?" I thought the Democrats whole 'thing' was 'we are slightly better than that' though.
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Not a Step posted:I thought the Democrats whole 'thing' was 'we are slightly better than that' though. well i mean imo it would be chill as hell if they didnt die, but i dont get much say in the matter and they seem pretty stoked about death. so i guess im glad at least someone is getting what they want. and lets face it, owning someoen by dying at them is a pretty high-tier technique
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Not a Step posted:I thought the Democrats whole 'thing' was 'we are slightly better than that' though. that hasn't really worked out so we should try something else like, lol at the people who point out that the trump budget doesn't cut much of the federal support for meals on wheels do you not understand how to message?
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paranoid randroid posted:well i mean imo it would be chill as hell if they didnt die, but i dont get much say in the matter and they seem pretty stoked about death. so i guess im glad at least someone is getting what they want. There are some cultures where killing yourself on your enemy's doorstep is the ultimate own.
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Life comes at you fast https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/842803292832980992
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HorseRenoir posted:Life comes at you fast This is the new mcdonalds coffee thing btw going by reactions.
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