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This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. - John 3:19
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Cold on a Cob posted:idk why they used an image of it at 77 degrees though lol It's at 70. It's heating to 77 Both temperatures which are v conducive to icicles forming u see
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smdh if you can't handle a balmy seventy degrees kelvin
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If i remember some old rear end article nest was working on a speak to play music around the home but another google company was developing a something like it.
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Jabor posted:smdh if you can't handle a balmy seventy degrees kelvin that temperature gives me pleasure kelvin
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rapeface posted:This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. - John 3:19 llol
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https://twitter.com/verge/status/842428582458753024 wtf is wrong with these people
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"ok google what's my day like" you're starting your day by talking to an air freshener https://twitter.com/CraigStambaugh/status/842339238314147840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw nerves get pressed can't get dressed half your face won't match the rest
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ufarn posted:https://twitter.com/verge/status/842428582458753024 very strange that an ad company is serving ads
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flakeloaf posted:"ok google what's my day like"
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flakeloaf posted:nerves lmao
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google pushed an update to google drive backend that hosed up google entirely for google apps customers, my phone removed the account from itself and my desktop drive client stopped working its really good
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flakeloaf posted:"ok google what's my day like"
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"This isn't an ad; the beauty in the Assistant is that it invites our partners to be our guest and share their tales."
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"This isn't an ad; the beauty in the Assistant is that it invites our partners to be our guest and share their tales." the beast is u...our horribly ugly and hairy users
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I should probably cancel my interview with them. but I like money. tough decision.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"This isn't an ad; the beauty in the Assistant is that it invites our partners to be our guest and share their tales." this is an actual quote fyi
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qirex posted:this is an actual quote fyi Don't be evil
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The Management posted:I should probably cancel my interview with them. but I like money. tough decision. money isnt everything, friend
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The Management posted:don't let google into your house
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"This isn't an ad; the beauty in the Assistant is that it invites our partners to be our guest and share their tales."
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ShadowHawk posted:It wasn't until someone pointed it out that I realized this was a beauty and the beast reference (be our guest) (beauty in the assistant) tale as old as time enchanted tales with belle at florida disney
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ShadowHawk posted:It wasn't until someone pointed it out that I realized this was a beauty and the beast reference (be our guest) (beauty in the assistant) woooooowwwww
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Citizen Tayne posted:Don't be evil* *"We believe strongly that in the long term, we will be better served — as shareholders and in all other ways — by a company that does good things for the world even if we forgo some short term gains." (direct quote)
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Athletic Footjob posted:the beast is u...our horribly ugly and hairy users but if you're stuck in the house long enough with it, you'll come to love it and the furniture talks holy poo poo that story was a documentary
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quote:https://productforums.google.com/forum/m/#!category-topic/drive/Km-e-xRJ9b4 they broke Google Drive when they tried to rename it Sync and Backup lmao i can't wait for this to happen again when they release an enterprise version called Google Cloud and a consumer version called Google Storage
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Cocoa Crispies posted:"This isn't an ad; the beauty in the Assistant is that it invites our partners to be our guest and share their tales." lol gently caress off
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This isn't an ad, it's just a McNugget of information that we feel is relevant to our customers. I'm loving it
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Wheany posted:This isn't an ad, it's just a McNugget of information that we feel is relevant to our customers. I'm loving it this isn't an ad, it's just a dominos pizza of information that we PlayStation 4 is united airlines to our customers. rock over London, rock on Chicago, google, don't be evil
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Cocoa Crispies posted:this isn't an ad, it's just a dominos pizza of information that we PlayStation 4 is united airlines to our customers. rock over London, rock on Chicago, google, don't be evil rip wesley
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Cold on a Cob posted:every time i've tried waze it's been complete garbage and gave me bad directions, but idk maybe waze hates ontario does waze still pop up ads. i stopped using it when they started doing that.
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Elder Postsman posted:does waze still pop up ads. i stopped using it when they started doing that. oh yeah that was the other thing i hated, i'd be idling at a light and a big stupid ad would take over my screen i'm driving i ain't gonna click on your ad, fuckers
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