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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Serf posted:

I definitely know they exist. And they are annoyingly loud. But the people I see trashing the game in my Twitter feed are the exact opposite of those people. The journalists who have given middling to overtly negative impressions are obviously not in that group either.

maybe the game really is mediocre because i have seen lots of positive impressions too

I don't think that makes the game a turd though imo

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



A 50S RAYGUN posted:

this game is worth 60 dollars if you are good at third person shooters and want to shoot aliens with your friends. hell, i'm on like my 13th hour of multiplayer.

the trial's only 10 hours long so i'm having a hard time believing this

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Oh, of course this video game being bad is a political issue. Certainly, ha ha

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
So if this game releases Tuesday and I do the origin access Monday, I get it a day early?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

I also like that you're convinced the game is poo poo without ever having touched it yourself, too. It really adds to the discussion.

This is 2017. There is a staggering amount of video out there and enough negative first hand experience. I don't have to sink my teeth into it to know how I'll react to a game.

I think we can agree the reviews will be 8/10s at best, no? This isn't exactly something I'm going on a limb on, this is a mediocre at best game.

But sure, Mr. EA Access and preorder locked in, you're the unbiased opinion that surely will be objective on this one.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

Cowcaster posted:

the trial's only 10 hours long so i'm having a hard time believing this

if you have a stream of 5 dollars and the ability to make a new email address the trial is as long as you would like it to be

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Kirios posted:

This is 2017. There is a staggering amount of video out there and enough negative first hand experience. I don't have to sink my teeth into it to know how I'll react to a game.

Uhh

WanderingKid
Feb 27, 2005

lives here...
I didn't even think DA2 was terrible at the time (though it was released in an appalling state and was at least 12 months off from being a finished product). Then again, that was in a pre Naughty Dog/TLoS era when peanut allergy ravaged, botox faced automatons could recite bad fanfic off an autocue and not completely horrify me.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Fojar38 posted:

maybe the game really is mediocre because i have seen lots of positive impressions too

I don't think that makes the game a turd though imo

I'm gonna play the trial when I get home so I'll be able to get some first-hand thoughts then. So far nothing I've seen has been all that offputting.

Serious question though: does anyone know how many enemy factions there are in MP? I know they have Kett and the Remnant, but is that it?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





Uhh nothing. This isn't exactly introducing new concepts and setting new ground ala Zelda Breath of the Wild.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
I may hate the SP so far but I fired up the MP and opened up a complimentary goodie box and got the Krogan Vanguard. So uh, yeah, I guess I like the MP.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



A 50S RAYGUN posted:

if you have a stream of 5 dollars and the ability to make a new email address the trial is as long as you would like it to be

that seems like an irresponsible use of money!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

if you have a stream of 5 dollars and the ability to make a new email address the trial is as long as you would like it to be

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
DA2 was / is really bad. Like, you can think it was fine and that's cool I guess but it was a lovely game.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
so that video of ryder doing that weird frogwalk animation

has anyone been able to reproduce it or is it some dumb "the animation starts to look weird if you make a bunch of bizarre contradictory inputs in a short frame of time and continue doing so for a full minute" thing

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Kirios posted:

Uhh nothing. This isn't exactly introducing new concepts and setting new ground ala Zelda Breath of the Wild.

That's fine but you really shouldn't trust the internet to tell you things

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

Serf posted:

I'm gonna play the trial when I get home so I'll be able to get some first-hand thoughts then. So far nothing I've seen has been all that offputting.

Serious question though: does anyone know how many enemy factions there are in MP? I know they have Kett and the Remnant, but is that it?

there are also outlaws. they're like that one faction from me3 who i can't remember but they had batarians and those dog people only in this one they have krogans and the new people. i don't know what anything is called.

Cowcaster posted:

that seems like an irresponsible use of money!

the multiplayer is a better version of me3's, which is to say: very good

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Fojar38 posted:

That's fine but you really shouldn't trust the internet to tell you things

even this post?!

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

DoctorGonzo posted:

Geralt can sell her daughter for coins.

:qq: you monster

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Abroham Lincoln posted:

even this post?!

whoa

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Lumpy the Cook posted:

Oh, of course this video game being bad is a political issue. Certainly, ha ha

It's true. They designed it so you would see a beautiful, fun, engaging game as long as you subscribe to their agenda.
However if you have even a single problematic thought, you will see a buggy, poorly animated shiny-eye'd mess.

I knew I shouldn't have thought a racial slur when that Medic killed me in BF1 :colbert:

Inverness
Feb 4, 2009

Fully configurable personal assistant.

Berious posted:

I think people are getting sick of open worlds now.
People are getting sick of poor quality open worlds you mean.

Zelda is magnificent and sets the standard for what an open world game should be.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

katkillad2 posted:

I loved DA:I, thought 2 was garbage and Origins was great.
Not interested at all in the Witcher, I tried playing all of them and I don't get it. I realize it's not a popular opinion though so don't bring it up much.
ME1 was my favorite, I think they ruined single player combat after that turning it into Gears of War. At this point I'm just mostly interested in new ME multiplayer.

Witcher 3 is a great game. You should definitely check that out if you're into well thought out fantasy settings and poo poo. Only thing I don't really like about the Witcher is how every "sorceress" is a super hot 20-something babe that you bang, it's kind of silly and pulpy (though I guess that could be the appeal, I guess it's also quite possible that that's what the Witcher books are fantasy pulp). I also quite liked DA:I for that matter, though the open world elements do become grating if you go full on obsessive "must complete every little sidequest".

Of the Mass Effects I would probably say that ME2 scored the best balance between story and gameplay, being good in both. Of the three I had the most fun with ME3's combat, and there were some characters I enjoyed (mostly Javik). ME1, though janky in spots, really sold me on the theme and feel of the world and the effort put into lore and techno babble, felt really sci-fi. The best thing though was the soundtrack, it's kind of incomprehensible to me that they went away from the synth heavy soundtrack for 2 and 3 which had much more orchestral soundtracks (Guess they wanted it to be more "cinematic" and "epic"). It also by far had the best villain.

I just never really gave a poo poo about Andromeda, basically just demolishing a great sci-fi setting with ME3 and then setting this new one in a new location in another location was just really uninteresting to me, when what was really interesting about the ME universe was the lived in universe in the background and the different empires and species and such as well as humanity ambitiously gaining more and more power. Came back here when I remembered release was getting close and find some funny faces and gifs. Game looks to be pretty bad, I'd say. Won't have to pay to play it though as my sister is a huge ME fan and preordered it a long time ago and said I could borrow her Origin account, so yay I guess.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Fojar38 posted:

so that video of ryder doing that weird frogwalk animation

has anyone been able to reproduce it or is it some dumb "the animation starts to look weird if you make a bunch of bizarre contradictory inputs in a short frame of time and continue doing so for a full minute" thing

I was not able to reproduce it, but such is the way of bugs.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Cowcaster posted:

that seems like an irresponsible use of money!

Eh. 5 bucks for 10 hours of entertainment isn't really that much of an extravagant use of money.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
OK. I'm just putting together some thoughts for the thread. In the time it's taken me to leave work and come home we have 400 posts and a lot of anger. Please bear with me.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Right.

It is absolutely apparent to me now that with the ten hour demo, the countless videos and the pre-reviews coming out that for a lot of fans there is the worry that this game is not the one they wanted it to be.

There are also a lot of fans who are not fazed by it at all and are still excited.

We have to coexist in the thread. I don't want games to be a place where we have two threads for games and consoles because one side is more extreme than the other side.

Some people get invested in these things and feel an attack on a game/console they like is an attack on their person or tastes. Please don't think that, it is not true.

In the case of ME:A, you can badmouth the game as long as you're funny. You can badmouth opinions as long as it's funny. The vitriolic attacks and accusations can not continue.

This thread can be better. Please join me in making it so.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Mass Effect Andromeda?
More like rear end Defect And Diarrhea

Like that, VideoGames?

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.

I for one am very happy to have new space wizard spells

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I cant wait to play this game six months from now

Inverness
Feb 4, 2009

Fully configurable personal assistant.
I'm still probably going to buy this game. It doesn't have the baggage that made me avoid buying ME3.

I just need to know what gender I need to be to romance Vetra.

Priorities, you know?

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!
I'm going to rent this game from my local red box this coming tuesday

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Nazzadan posted:

Mass Effect Andromeda?
More like rear end Defect And Diarrhea

Like that, VideoGames?

The effort is there, but the actual execution and product are lacklustre.
Please keep trying!!!

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
I'm buying this game for multiplayer. And so far everything points to multiplayer being good. I'm going to chill with friends and shoot aliens.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Personally I'm going to buy and play the video game being discussed in this thread, specifically Mass Effect: Andromeda for the Playstation 4 console, to be released in North America on Tuesday March 21st, 2017. I will then decide if I think it is a good, bad, or mediocre video game for myself.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



VideoGames posted:

badmouth the game

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Randarkman posted:

Witcher 3 is a great game. You should definitely check that out if you're into well thought out fantasy settings and poo poo. Only thing I don't really like about the Witcher is how every "sorceress" is a super hot 20-something babe that you bang, it's kind of silly and pulpy (though I guess that could be the appeal, I guess it's also quite possible that that's what the Witcher books are fantasy pulp). I also quite liked DA:I for that matter, though the open world elements do become grating if you go full on obsessive "must complete every little sidequest".

:same:

But detective noire is a major influence for the Witcher novels, and the games like the low fantasy deconstruction route, so sorceresses are hot because A) Geralt is a jaded private eye monster slayer who needs a femme fatale and B) if you had the magic power to make yourself hot and young you would.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

VideoGames posted:

Right.

It is absolutely apparent to me now that with the ten hour demo, the countless videos and the pre-reviews coming out that for a lot of fans there is the worry that this game is not the one they wanted it to be.

There are also a lot of fans who are not fazed by it at all and are still excited.

We have to coexist in the thread. I don't want games to be a place where we have two threads for games and consoles because one side is more extreme than the other side.

Some people get invested in these things and feel an attack on a game/console they like is an attack on their person or tastes. Please don't think that, it is not true.

In the case of ME:A, you can badmouth the game as long as you're funny. You can badmouth opinions as long as it's funny. The vitriolic attacks and accusations can not continue.

This thread can be better. Please join me in making it so.

fuk u!!!!!!!!!!

wait

actually :yeah:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
the mass effect thread has hosed up ram

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Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

Randarkman posted:

Only thing I don't really like about the Witcher is how every "sorceress" is a super hot 20-something babe

They got an in lore reason for this at least, magical plastic surgery is literally a thing - as per books Yen actually used to be a hunchback.

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