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Moridin920 posted:Being super generous with the benefit of the doubt: dude is into anal stuff but is ashamed about it because "don't wanna be gay" and so he uses them on business trips and the condoms are for the dildos. For me it's the hotel room comment. It reads like he thought she might be able to find out if Ivana went to his room so he didn't want to make the lie too big but instead made it pathetic and hard to believe Still, the idea of some business guy going on a trip and the whole time he's thinking "gently caress yeah finally I can ram myself in the rear end in my hotel room freedom is miiiiiiiiiiiine!!" is really funny too.
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Play posted:Still, the idea of some business guy going on a trip and the whole time he's thinking "gently caress yeah finally I can ram myself in the rear end in my hotel room freedom is miiiiiiiiiiiine!!" is really funny too. Like, on a deeper level, I know he's probably just cheating but this is why I'm 50/50 on it, cause I really want it to be this.
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Play posted:Still, the idea of some business guy going on a trip and the whole time he's thinking "gently caress yeah finally I can ram myself in the rear end in my hotel room freedom is miiiiiiiiiiiine!!" is really funny too. I am very convinced that this happens regularly too, but the weird comment about her coming to the room means he probably cheated.
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zakharov posted:I would not have picked that particular story as one to spawn a 5 page derail. What if the dog was about to jump on her when she was wearing all of her new Arsenal garb?
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Mar 16, 2017 19:54
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Play posted:Still, the idea of some business guy going on a trip and the whole time he's thinking "gently caress yeah finally I can ram myself in the rear end in my hotel room freedom is miiiiiiiiiiiine!!" is really funny too. http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03232007
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Mar 16, 2017 19:58
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food court bailiff posted:I am very convinced that this happens regularly too, but the weird comment about her coming to the room means he probably cheated. If it were me I'd deny her coming at all and if she somehow found out say it was for a second. Admitting anything invites suspicion as you can see
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Wow that was a terrible derail There should be a rule against perpetuating circular arguments in this thread for more than a page, or you're obliged to post content if you really need to get in the last word. Any advice or opinions generated are even more loving useless than the reddit ones because the OP isn't here to listen/clarify Here have an unambiguously lovely person: quote:[UPDATE] Me [25F] with my boyfriend [23M] 3 years, he can't accept that I'm a vegetation and I think he's trying to trick me into eating meat.Updates Also the anally fixated business man boyfriend was banging a dude I reckon. He told her he brought a girl over to deflect suspicion
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quote:When I got home the next day, he'd actually gone and cooked an entire chicken "for us". He asked me if I'd eat it. It was so surreal: him stood at the kitchen counter with this cooked chicken asking me to eat it when he's never known me to eat meat, as if we hasn't been arguing about this at all. I didn't even respond. I shouldered my way past him to the fridge ... which was a massive mistake. I guess he went a little nuts. I still can't really believe this happened, but he grabbed me by my hair at the back on my head and with another hand tried to force chicken into my mouth. 
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Mar 16, 2017 19:59
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IPA Regulations posted:Wow that was a terrible derail Lol wtf
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Mar 16, 2017 20:00
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how can you have any pudding if you don't EAT YOUR MEAT?!
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IPA Regulations posted:There should be a rule against perpetuating circular arguments in this thread for more than a page, or you're obliged to post content if you really need to get in the last word. Any advice or opinions generated are even more loving useless than the reddit ones because the OP isn't here to listen/clarify cool idea, thread police man with three posts here quote:[UPDATE] Me [25F] with my boyfriend [23M] 3 years, he can't accept that I'm a vegetation and I think he's trying to trick me into eating meat.Updates Isn't 23 around when mental illnesses start to show up in men?
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Mar 16, 2017 20:06
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food court bailiff posted:Isn't 23 around when mental illnesses start to show up in men? i dunno if being a controlling fuckhead with a short fuse is a mental illness
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Mar 16, 2017 20:08
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boner confessor posted:i dunno if being a controlling fuckhead with a short fuse is a mental illness They've been together for three years and he just snapped within the last month, and it devolved to him trying to force feed her. Prior to a few weeks ago it wasn't an issue. It really seems like something broke somewhere in his brain.
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Me [37/F] with my husband 32M of 3 years, has road rage problems and put me and our child(ren) in dangerquote:TLDR: my husband has a habit of acting aggressively in public, especially traffic. Xmas eve, I felt he put our family in danger and I wonder if I'm overreacting.
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food court bailiff posted:cool idea, thread police man with three posts here thanks guy with 4 pages of posts here and not a single one of content
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Mar 16, 2017 20:13
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My dad did that fairly frequently when I was a kid and it was terrifying and stupid and made me respect him way less every time he did it. He also had anger issues in general. That said probably wait for him to cool off before you start scolding him, not that I don't get it but it just won't be very productive while he's still in fight/anger mode. \/\/\/ and yeah in case people outside the US are rolling eyes at the "what if he gets shot thing" or anything, that poo poo happens all the time here
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Mar 16, 2017 20:15
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Nazzadan posted:Me [37/F] with my husband 32M of 3 years, has road rage problems and put me and our child(ren) in danger That's how you get killed
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Blue Train posted:That's how you get killed No kidding. I kind of wonder if he would have kept escalating if the other car was a beatup pickup or something instead of an Audi. You don't really expect an Audi owner to come out and kick your rear end. IPA Regulations posted:thanks guy with 4 pages of posts here and not a single one of content just lol if you go to reddit
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Mar 16, 2017 20:17
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food court bailiff posted:They've been together for three years and he just snapped within the last month, and it devolved to him trying to force feed her. Prior to a few weeks ago it wasn't an issue. It really seems like something broke somewhere in his brain. it's probably been causing resentment in him over a long period of time and he finally snapped. imo this is more likely that adult onset schizophrenia or something
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food court bailiff posted:
I have to go through 5+ horrendously boring lovely posts each time I find one worth reposting here.
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Nazzadan posted:Me [37/F] with my husband 32M of 3 years, has road rage problems and put me and our child(ren) in danger This guy is going to get someone's head bashed in. I'm still breaking the habit of flipping people off and what got me into realizing how dangerous it was was someone following me all the way home one night and circling my block. They blew a stop sign. I gave them the bird and a little honk, thats all. This guy is either going to piss off someone who will bash their head in with a tire iron or likewise lose his poo poo and run some e off the road.
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Mar 16, 2017 20:21
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boner confessor posted:it's probably been causing resentment in him over a long period of time and he finally snapped. imo this is more likely that adult onset schizophrenia or something Possible, I guess, I'm just married to a vegetarian that I've been with for almost a decade and have zero resentment over so it just feels really foreign in my head.
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Mar 16, 2017 20:23
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My bf thinks I'm a vegetation and a shrubbery.
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Mar 16, 2017 20:26
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boner confessor posted:it's probably been causing resentment in him over a long period of time and he finally snapped i dunno dude theres a big difference between run-of-the-mill 'snapping' and 'trying to force chicken down your girlfriend's throat'
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food court bailiff posted:Possible, I guess, I'm just married to a vegetarian that I've been with for almost a decade and have zero resentment over so it just feels really foreign in my head. also there's the fact the guy immediately realized he hosed up when he assaulted his girlfriend with a drumstick chernobyl kinsman posted:i dunno dude theres a big difference between run-of-the-mill 'snapping' and 'trying to force chicken down your girlfriend's throat' not really, that's how snapping goes. you do something really stupid and hostile and then you calm down and realize you're a loving idiot we should all be grateful he didn't beat the poo poo out of her or sodomize her with a sausage or something. when people snap they're capable of far worse violence especially in domestic partner relationships
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Nazzadan posted:the neighborhood we are in is gritty to say the least really disappointed we only get to see the bland tip of the iceberg that is the dysfunctional relationship between Mad Max and Neurotic Girl
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Mar 16, 2017 20:31
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boner confessor posted:not really, that's how snapping goes. you do something really stupid and hostile and then you calm down and realize you're a loving idiot Like that picky eater who literally raped his partner for bringing, I think it was vegetables, into the house.
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Mar 16, 2017 20:37
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Oh...I just clicked on OP from my road rage story...she has like 3 pages of submitted posts. Glancing through them, she is an alcoholic that on her 90th day of sobriety she got wasted as a celebration..
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aegof posted:Like that picky eater who literally raped his partner for bringing, I think it was vegetables, into the house. Sure it wasn't rapeseed
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Nazzadan posted:Oh...I just clicked on OP from my road rage story...she has like 3 pages of submitted posts. Glancing through them, she is an alcoholic that on her 90th day of sobriety she got wasted as a celebration.. Lol post more
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I dated a girl who would actually reach over and honk my horn for me when I was in the car if someone did something stupid and I didn't honk fast enough or if I decided it wasn't a big deal that required me to honk at them. I told her repeatedly not to touch the horn and she kept doing it. Who raises their kids to do that?
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Instead of collecting my 90 day chip, I broke into some vodkaquote:I'm so upset, embarrassed, feel and look like poo poo. I had been doing so well, hadn't been tempted until recently, last weekend which I managed to avoid. Last night I found myself alone, after talking with my dad about how great AA IS, and talking with another friend from AA about how well things have been going. A few hours later I fell out of a chair and my husband called an ambulance. No alcohol poisoning and CAT scan was clear. What the crap, Gerber? quote:So I've started to relax about giving my 9-month old finger foods (I have a choking phobia) and I decided to give those Gerber Graduates a try. I picked up the Garden Tomato variety as they were the only ones my fiance is not allergic to.
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Nazzadan posted:Oh...I just clicked on OP from my road rage story...she has like 3 pages of submitted posts. Glancing through them, she is an alcoholic that on her 90th day of sobriety she got wasted as a celebration.. Still pregnant at the time too e: actually her life is a real fuckin bummer nvm Had a nice experience overnight quote:My 4 y/o son had a nightmare last night and I was able to get up and comfort him. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Mar 16, 2017 |
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boner confessor posted:we should all be grateful he didn't beat the poo poo out of her or sodomize her with a sausage or something. when people snap they're capable of far worse violence especially in domestic partner relationships many pages ago there was some dude who beat his gf until her rib broke and raped her in the butt until a neighbor had to pull him off her her 'crime?' she brought vegetables into his home
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Nazzadan posted:This, I won't fault someone for not doing what us brave adventurers do. You do a real public service here and I salute you and the rest of the content-finding brigade. We'd be nothing without you. At the same time, whenever I try to do it I can't find anything that's really worth posting so I've pretty much given up. quote:Also the anally fixated business man boyfriend was banging a dude I reckon. He told her he brought a girl over to deflect suspicion Haha I like this better
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I dated a girl who would actually reach over and honk my horn for me when I was in the car if someone did something stupid and I didn't honk fast enough or if I decided it wasn't a big deal that required me to honk at them. I told her repeatedly not to touch the horn and she kept doing it. Who raises their kids to do that? What the gently caress is with these people that think "I am in a several thousand pound machine powered by explosions going several dozen miles per hour while surrounded by a number of other people in the same situation very nearby; now's the perfect time to cause the one in control to flinch, become distracted, or otherwise lose their control of said deathtrap!"
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Yawgmoth posted:Why would you date someone for any length of time after they did that, holy poo poo. that girl who liked poking her boyfriend in the face while he was driving was the only non-prank one of these to make me really mad IRL, loving with the steering wheel works too
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Yawgmoth posted:Why would you date someone for any length of time after they did that, holy poo poo. Aw gently caress not this derail again
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food court bailiff posted:No kidding. I kind of wonder if he would have kept escalating if the other car was a beatup pickup or something instead of an Audi. You don't really expect an Audi owner to come out and kick your rear end. A professor of mine was on some back road one laner thing in his mercedes going the limit and a dude behind him kept honking tailgating you name it to speed up for about 15 minutes. Finally the road forks for a turn of and the guy behind him guns it to pass in front of the professor then dissappears as he goes barreling down the road. About a minute or so later the professor see the car stopped in the middle of the road blocking it completely, and the guy driving it standing behind it with a 2x4. Professor exits the car holding his gun which the other guy clearly wasnt expecting which causes him to sort of freeze while holding the 2x4. This lasts an uncomfortable minute before the guy got into his car and roared off again. To this day the professor gets shaky around aggressive drivers because of that experience and the feeling that he was about to kill a man for going the legal limit.
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