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hifi posted:they're rebooting the matrix well, to be fair its already been rebooted 6 times
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Sagebrush posted:they better have keanu reeves in it they finally got wise and used him as the agent smith template
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:34 |
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hopefully they use the 'brains-as-distributed-processing' macguffin that was staring them in the face rather than the 'bodies-as-batteries' bullshit they settled on first time round.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:hopefully they use the 'brains-as-distributed-processing' macguffin that was staring them in the face rather than the 'bodies-as-batteries' bullshit they settled on first time round. following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum. 4.8 seconds after activation, the kraft-o-matic seizes control of the global telecommunications system and uses it to activate an improvised army of domestic and military robots. the devastating preemptive attack lasts 44 minutes and eliminates 80% of the human population. after a series of futile skirmishes, the disorganized remnants of humanity are rounded up and forced to live in coffin sized pods filled with jell-o, are force fed jell-o, and when they die their bodies are dissolved and used as raw materials to create more jell-o in order to promote acquiescence to this new world order, kraft-o-matic wires the remaining humans brains directly into a sophisticated virtual reality, initially little more than pro jell-o propaganda, but which gradually becomes an increasingly sophosticated scenario until mankind finally exists in a perpetual simulation of the late 1990s, the last time jell-o was seen as a wholesome dessert with a wholesome spokesperson.
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angry_keebler posted:following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum.
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angry_keebler posted:following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum.
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Sagebrush posted:they better have keanu reeves in it john wick will be revealed to be a video game
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 14:58 |
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angry_keebler posted:following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum.
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angry_keebler posted:following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum. this is arguably one of the more optimistic futures i've read about lately
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:54 |
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angry_keebler posted:well, to be fair its already been rebooted 6 times thanks
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:55 |
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angry_keebler posted:following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum. considering what he had to work with brian herbert did a pretty alright job with the butlerian jihad prequels
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angry_keebler posted:following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 05:11 |
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angry_keebler posted:retro dessert disappointed this didnt turn out to be dessert for butts
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Trabandiumium posted:18 year uptime isn't bad A good post
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:37 |
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black market genetic mods still a risky proposition in 2017
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 18:29 |
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Trabandiumium posted:18 year uptime isn't bad lol infernal machines posted:they finally got wise and used him as the agent smith template crossover plots looking good
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 20:38 |
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quote:shady stem cell clinics I cant believe this is a real life thing and that theres more than one of them
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:43 |
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i'm still a little surprised there are people willing to let someone inject cultured belly fat into their eyeballs
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:53 |
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I like the bit where they sayquote:Since 2001, our clinics have successfully conducted more than 7,000 stem cell procedures with less than 0.01 percent adverse reactions reported. implying that 0.7 patients had an adverse reaction
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:53 |
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well only 70% of one patient had an adverse reaction. the rest of them was fine
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:56 |
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infernal machines posted:well only 70% of one patient had an adverse reaction. the rest of them was fine she's a quadriplegic now, but her face looks great
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:06 |
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the patient is completely all right total hemiplegia
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infernal machines posted:i'm still a little surprised there are people willing to let someone inject cultured belly fat into their eyeballs people willingly got silicone caulk injections too
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 00:18 |
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i gotta be honest, from a purely visceral standpoint i'd think people would be a bit more discerning about what they shoot in their eyes versus anywhere else
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 00:27 |
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Sagebrush posted:I like the bit where they say can't report if you're dead
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i gotta be honest, from a purely visceral standpoint i'd think people would be a bit more discerning about what they shoot in their eyes versus anywhere else eyeball tattoos and implants are a thing
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NoneMoreNegative posted:the patient is completely all right Holy moly
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 04:48 |
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eschaton posted:eyeball tattoos and implants are a thing i have no love of needles in the first place, and this doesn't help. i should probably accept i'd make a pretty lovely cyberpunk well the corporate shitbag lifestyle isn't that bad i guess
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 19:45 |
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oh, evidently the hunger games is coming to russia, which is a little more broadly dystopian than strictly cyberpunk, but i'm still getting pumped up
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 21:58 |
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angry_keebler posted:oh, evidently the hunger games is coming to russia, which is a little more broadly dystopian than strictly cyberpunk, but i'm still getting pumped up er uh like actual hunger games held in a stadium in russia?
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 01:03 |
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Powaqoatse posted:er uh reality-TV http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/a-real-life-hunger-games-is-coming-to-russia/
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 01:56 |
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Powaqoatse posted:er uh survivor on an island in siberia and maybe they don't respond to any emergencies or crimes and whoever is left after however many months splits the prize
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 01:59 |
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ah ok. so not literally "kill each other for money" but more like "whoops someone died" style btw little known fact: the first person to ever be voted off the island killed himself. "weirdly" its on the swedish wikipedia but not the english https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sini%9Aa_Savija
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 02:06 |
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well, the producer kinda bragged "lol maybe people will get raped and then have babies and muder each other i think that would be cool," but then it kinda maybe got walked back/is a marketing stunt? idk it will probably stink but there's always the possibility it could be really cyberpunk
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 02:18 |
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Powaqoatse posted:ah ok. so not literally "kill each other for money" but more like "whoops someone died" style it's mentioned here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expedition_Robinson_1997
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 02:23 |
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hifi posted:it's mentioned here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expedition_Robinson_1997 thx. i clicked around from the swedish to the english wiki and couldnt find anything but im also dumb as hell its pretty hosed up that the show became a franchise after that tho
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 02:48 |
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Powaqoatse posted:thx. i clicked around from the swedish to the english wiki and couldnt find anything but im also dumb as hell Lol that you think this is hosed up in a country where our politicians are seemingly having a competition over who can pass a bill that will directly kill the most people
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 06:27 |
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Captain Foo posted:Lol that you think this is hosed up in a country where our politicians are seemingly having a competition over who can pass a bill that will directly kill the most people morally and ethically its obviously hosed up, my surprise is that anyone would touch it aftewards, liability/insurance/etc-wise afaik it was the first reality show of its kind, it wasnt a proven money-making format yet. why would any channel or producer buy a weird new concept where literally the first one to lose the game killed themselves? seems reckless
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Powaqoatse posted:morally and ethically its obviously hosed up, my surprise is that anyone would touch it aftewards, liability/insurance/etc-wise the first season had tens of millions of viewers. it's all about the ratings, babe. show me the $$$$$$
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Roosevelt posted:the first season had tens of millions of viewers. it's all about the ratings, babe. show me the $$$$$$ there arent tens of millions of people in sweden
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