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Turdfuzz posted:call a doc u might be dyin I was pleasantly inebriated turdfuzz and not in any danger of dying!! thank you for your concern tho
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kaleedity posted:the last time someone was arrested in the neighborhood some highschool kids who called themselves the local mafia were caught dealing weed more than ten years ago your highschool kids call themselves that too huh
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when under attack by a mountain lion, first grab it by the teeth and hurl it away. if this fails to repel it prepare to apply the camel clutch to break it's spine
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One time I blew a guys brains out
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boy are my arms tired posted:I really wouldn't be surprised if the one book trump could name is, like, the very hungry caterpillar or some poo poo Lol if you aren't aware the book you're thinking of is mein kampf.
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thirdly, breaks it rear end and make it humble
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also one time my uncle pulled over my other uncle for driving erratically and the non-cop uncle was drunk as gently caress so cop uncle was like "well gently caress just drive slow and ill escort you back home"
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proof of concept posted:One time I blew a guys brains out same but in my case its a euphemism for how adeptly i sucked his dick
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I applied for a call center job today because the pay would be better and I would get healthcare 
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Consummate Professional posted:I applied for a call center job today because the pay would be better and I would get healthcare well it's better than data entry at least
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gently caress. We had a smart man leading us less than 2 months ago. He was a good man. And now we have a conman who's never had a deep thought in his entire adult life.
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proof of concept posted:One time I blew a guys brains out
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Consummate Professional posted:I applied for a call center job today because the pay would be better and I would get healthcare thats got to be a hit to the ol' plums
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Oh I'm sure at but getting yelled at by randos on the phone sucks
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https://twitter.com/asifpervezphd/status/842577842265296896 This is how I feel right now.
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Consummate Professional posted:Oh I'm sure at but getting yelled at by randos on the phone sucks You'll be amazed at how numb you get to threats of savage violence It's the well meaning idiots that will be your greatest source of stress
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Call center advice - if you get an old southern woman on the phone, talk about food to instantly get in her good gracesEvil_Greven posted:https://twitter.com/asifpervezphd/status/842577842265296896 Was the crane filled with LPG or something lmao
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Oh in a not sad post, I just rewatched the film God Bless America directed by Bobcat Goldthwait and it has held up incredibly well. Highly recommend
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More proof that Hannity is a complete garbage human being. Seriously, how can anyone who is part of the moral majority listen to this guy? http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/03/16/fox_news_hannity_reportedly_pointed_a_gun_at_juan_williams_on_set.html quote:“Last year, after ending one of his many spirited on-air arguments with liberal contributor Juan Williams, Hannity pulled out a gun and pointed it directly at Williams, according to three sources with knowledge of the incident,” according to CNN. “He even turned on the laser sight, causing a red dot to bob around on Williams' body. (Hannity was just showing off, the sources said, but the unforeseen off-camera antic clearly disturbed Williams and others on set.)”
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Please gently caress off forever, especially with this easy cash-in poo poo Chelsea Clinton to Publish Children’s Book, ‘She Persisted’
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i didnt work a call center but i handled most of the calls at my scummy poo poo tier credit lending job and boy oh oy did florida hicks love telling me how they were going to kill the repo men we were sending after their vehicles, as if i invited the repo dudes to my christmas parties and poo poo "ok dude go ahead and commit murder over your loving 97 honda shadow i dont care well still have a lien on you"
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Hamelekim posted:More proof that Hannity is a complete garbage human being. Williams literally should've beaten Hannity unconscious with his chair
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Junkyard Poodle posted:thats got to be a hit to the ol' plums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hPp4dgmrc8 This makes me happy and I hope it makes everyone happy too 
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boy are my arms tired posted:I really wouldn't be surprised if the one book trump could name is, like, the very hungry caterpillar or some poo poo he probably hasn't even read all of "his" books nor can even remember all of their titles
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change my name posted:Please gently caress off forever, especially with this easy cash-in poo poo She's going to run as Oprah's VP in 2020
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change my name posted:Please gently caress off forever, especially with this easy cash-in poo poo why give a poo poo about this
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Extremely same https://twitter.com/officialbrohoss/status/798900314367619073
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Tatum Girlparts posted:of all the clintons to care about chelsea is so far off the radar lmao this is someone who hasn't seen all of the "Chelsea's being groomed for a senate run" articles
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Consummate Professional posted:Extremely same https://twitter.com/officialbrohoss/status/798900314367619073 i love ben carson
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Tatum Girlparts posted:of all the clintons to care about chelsea is so far off the radar hasnt she explicitly said in the past that she wants nothing to do with running for office
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cumshitter posted:also one time my uncle pulled over my other uncle for driving erratically and the non-cop uncle was drunk as gently caress so cop uncle was like "well gently caress just drive slow and ill escort you back home" thank you for this very good story about uncles
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How'd Spicy's press conference go?
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Baloogan posted:i love ben carson Ben was like a for real inspiration for a lot of people and he squandered it for book sales and telling people he tried to stab his friend in the dick. 
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Tainen posted:Went back a few pages and didn't see anyone mention that the US just admitted to bombing a mosque filled with 300 people today They hate us for our freedom
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Evil_Greven posted:https://twitter.com/asifpervezphd/status/842577842265296896 join the club 
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Tatum Girlparts posted:of all the clintons to care about chelsea is so far off the radar Bill had his time and Hillary was rejected. Chelsea is the last hope for the Clinton dynasty, unless you think we can leap frog her. Charolette Clinton Mezsvinski 2064...its HER turn!
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Sir Tonk posted:They hate us for our freedom ya thats not a bunch of radicalized survivors there 
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triple sulk posted:hasnt she explicitly said in the past that she wants nothing to do with running for office You mean exactly like her mother did in 2014?
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