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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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do not impose your draconian views on pizza

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

RFC2324 posted:

I agree.


He deserved worse

No beans in your chili? No pineapple on your pizza? How do you live such a boring life?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Zipperelli. posted:

No beans in your chili? No pineapple on your pizza? How do you live such a boring life?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Would.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

In line NSFW that's a ban.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

:bisonyes:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The Punisher is from the 80s when the idea of a righteous extra judicial rear end kicking was a popular concept, so of course he was popular. Times change though so now he is a good character because he's ostensibly a hero but so fundamentally flawed and damaged it's interesting to read.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

:barf:

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


Things like that can be surprisingly tasty. A while ago I ended up eating some weird turkey dish featuring pineapple, raisins, banana, and almonds, in a cream sauce, all with cheese on top. It really shouldn't have worked, but somehow it did.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Perestroika posted:

Things like that can be surprisingly tasty. A while ago I ended up eating some weird turkey dish featuring pineapple, raisins, banana, and almonds, in a cream sauce, all with cheese on top. It really shouldn't have worked, but somehow it did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfa6a0e5Os

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010


I never understood why that sandwich seemed so weird. It sounds like a legit sandwich.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yeah it always sounded pretty good to me to

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The PUNISHER is John Wick and nobody doesn't like John Wick

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
stdh.txt too

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Croatoan posted:

stdh.txt too



*rushes up to a lynching, grabs the black man's legs and begins shouting* YOU KNOW THE IRISH ARE BEING PERSECUTED TOO

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
and that man was Albert O'Einstein

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Croatoan posted:

stdh.txt too



I'm not racist, but

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

1stGear posted:

*rushes up to a lynching, grabs the black man's legs and begins shouting* YOU KNOW THE IRISH ARE BEING PERSECUTED TOO

They don't give a poo poo because they think modern racism doesn't exist. They think it's all about black people being bitter about what happened to them 150 years ago, so to them it makes sense to point out white persecution from the same time period; if you ask them why black people are still suffering racism today, they blame it on black people as a whole being more inclined to crime and laziness and therefore it doesn't count because it's all their fault.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

china bot posted:

and that man was Patty O'Furniture

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



chitoryu12 posted:

They don't give a poo poo because they think modern racism doesn't exist. They think it's all about black people being bitter about what happened to them 150 years ago, so to them it makes sense to point out white persecution from the same time period; if you ask them why black people are still suffering racism today, they blame it on black people as a whole being more inclined to crime and laziness and therefore it doesn't count because it's all their fault.

M-M-MUH REPARATIONS



is what I keep seeing people saying

(white people)

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Sakurazuka posted:

Yeah it always sounded pretty good to me to

Yeah. Egg and chilli sauce definitely work together, and chutneys have often been eaten with spicy food here in britain so it sounds potentially really loving tasty.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Data Graham posted:

M-M-MUH REPARATIONS



is what I keep seeing people saying

(white people)

That's also tied into the jacking off over Irish discrimination. "Why should *I* have to pay reparations for slavery? My family got here in 1900!"

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I'd be totally ok with this if it wasn't a piece of canned pineapple just half rear end thrown on top. It takes like 5 minutes to chop up a fresh pineapple. At least grill it or something drat.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Croatoan posted:

stdh.txt too



Meanwhile all the other white kids who stepped forward because they had Native American, Latino, Jewish, or even black ancestry all roll their loving eyes

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫
Never forget the hundreds of Irishmen who died aboard the Irish Rover in an attempt to bring vital supplies to New York.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Croatoan posted:

stdh.txt too



It's always the "BLACK GIRLS" in these stories "Acting up", poo poo reads like an open book.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

CharlestheHammer posted:

That's not why people like him though.

They like him because he is morally good in their eyes, and for the most part the comics don't do much to dissuade that notion.

Doesn't he sell his soul to mephisto in Vietnam in one of the reboot backstories

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


This looks legit amazing, but

Field Mousepad posted:

I'd be totally ok with this if it wasn't a piece of canned pineapple just half rear end thrown on top. It takes like 5 minutes to chop up a fresh pineapple. At least grill it or something drat.

On the Irish note, my wife loves to laugh about the thousands of Irishmen paved into the streets of New York.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Doesn't he sell his soul to mephisto in Vietnam in one of the reboot backstories

nah the Ennis origin story has him in 'Nam pledging to be the Grim Reaper's button man and never have to stop killing, but the price is surviving the shootout that kills his wife and kids so survivor's guilt has become retconned into his motivation, much like iron man's OCD or whatever

i always liked Puns because just like Bats he doesn't have any super powers but the older i get, the harder i find it to believe that they marketed stuff like Punisher Armory specials to kids back in the day. it's pure weapon porn

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Ularg posted:

It's always the "BLACK GIRLS" in these stories "Acting up", poo poo reads like an open book.

I bet they said OH NO YOU DI'INT :nyd:

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

Data Graham posted:

I bet they said OH NO YOU DI'INT :nyd:

And they had expensive tattoos and ringtones while still affording pretzels and beer.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Catberry posted:

And they had expensive tattoos and ringtones while still affording pretzels and beer.
One was certainly named la-a.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Yawgmoth posted:

One was certainly named la-a.

Which is pronounced la-dash-a! Guffaw!

It's very important to not leave that part out.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Field Mousepad posted:

I'd be totally ok with this if it wasn't a piece of canned pineapple just half rear end thrown on top. It takes like 5 minutes to chop up a fresh pineapple. At least grill it or something drat.

Sometimes canned works better. It tends to have a mellower, sweeter flavor than fresh pineapple since it's partially cooked when they can it. Fresh pineapple can sometimes overwhelm a dish if it's a good, spritely fruit.

I don't know if that's the case here, but it is sometimes.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Also, y'know, pineapple corers are a thing that exist?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
One time my roommate bought a pineapple and we deconstructed and ate it. Did you know that if you eat a half a fresh pineapple in one sitting your lips will start bleeding? Because I found that out. Fresh pineapple tries to eat you as much as you eat it.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Croatoan posted:

stdh.txt too



That's some grade A stdh.txt. There is no way that in a room for of white people that none of them tried to claim their 1/16th cherokee heritage.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
White people won't even let black people have slavery, they need a piece of that pie too. loving white people

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

Yawgmoth posted:

One time my roommate bought a pineapple and we deconstructed and ate it. Did you know that if you eat a half a fresh pineapple in one sitting your lips will start bleeding? Because I found that out. Fresh pineapple tries to eat you as much as you eat it.

I read about that. Apparently eating pineapple causes quite a struggle in your mouth as it breaks down the material holding your cells together and your body fights to maintain integrity.

Maybe it should feel more like a burning sensation than a teasing tingle.

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TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
There's an enzyme in pineapple that breaks down proteins it comes in contact with. There's some benefit to it though, it's supposed to be very good to eat when you have a mouth sore.

Also you can use it to remove your fingerprints.

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