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no pubes yet sorry: Sep 11, 2003

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/pat3/

Pat's Kick rear end Limp Bizkit Site

Limp Bizkit is a band from Jacksonville, Florida. They started out in about late 1994. Fred and Sam were pals and they met up and then Sam suggested his cousin, John Otto, play the drums for the band. Then later Wes was brought into the Picture and Limp Bizkit was started. They got their name when Fred was talking To his friend (and now roadie ) and he said his brain was like a limp biscuit. So Fred liked it and made that there band's name. About a half a year before 3 Dollar Bill came out, they enlisted the help of DJ Lethal (formerly of House of Pain) and remade all of the songs to fit him in and then released Three Dollar Bills Yall.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:05

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# ? May 14, 2024 17:18

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

no pubes yet sorry posted:

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/pat3/

Pat's Kick rear end Limp Bizkit Site

Limp Bizkit is a band from Jacksonville, Florida. They started out in about late 1994. Fred and Sam were pals and they met up and then Sam suggested his cousin, John Otto, play the drums for the band. Then later Wes was brought into the Picture and Limp Bizkit was started. They got their name when Fred was talking To his friend (and now roadie ) and he said his brain was like a limp biscuit. So Fred liked it and made that there band's name. About a half a year before 3 Dollar Bill came out, they enlisted the help of DJ Lethal (formerly of House of Pain) and remade all of the songs to fit him in and then released Three Dollar Bills Yall.

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# ? Mar 8, 2017 16:54

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

The Repo Man posted:

Have we talked about Creepy Crawlers or Dr. Dreadful yet? We should talk about Creepy Crawlers and Dr. Dreadful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0RK-l97NHY

Pre-dating these, so probably late 80s/early 90s, there was a line of toys I can't remember the name of. They were monsters, I think only 3, maybe 4. They came in a large plastic egg and were about 6-inches tall. All one color, too, I believe. Like a cruddy orange. One for sure was like a pterodactyl-man. They were of a squishy foam material where you were supposedly able to remove limbs and then reform them by just sticking it back on. It didn't work. At all. And it was my first lesson in caveat emptor.

Anyone remember these horrible things?

# ? Mar 8, 2017 17:51

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

Manglors? I had one.

http://nerdbastards.com/2014/01/26/toys-we-miss-manglors-2/

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:21

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ferrule posted:

Pre-dating these, so probably late 80s/early 90s, there was a line of toys I can't remember the name of. They were monsters, I think only 3, maybe 4. They came in a large plastic egg and were about 6-inches tall. All one color, too, I believe. Like a cruddy orange. One for sure was like a pterodactyl-man. They were of a squishy foam material where you were supposedly able to remove limbs and then reform them by just sticking it back on. It didn't work. At all. And it was my first lesson in caveat emptor.

Anyone remember these horrible things?

Yes, but either they were earlier than that, or there were similar toys in 84/85, because I can remember the commercials from kindergarten or first grade age.

# ? Mar 8, 2017 19:30

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

The Repo Man posted:

Have we talked about Creepy Crawlers or Dr. Dreadful yet? We should talk about Creepy Crawlers and Dr. Dreadful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0RK-l97NHY

This thing was the loving best

# ? Mar 8, 2017 20:35

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Manglors? I had one.

http://nerdbastards.com/2014/01/26/toys-we-miss-manglors-2/

you have solved a (depressing) lifelong quest for me.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 02:15

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Mildly disappointed it didn't have Short Music for Short People.

That had 101 tracks but my CD player could only go to 99. I hat to put it in my PowerMac to listen to the other two.

I still sometimes sing "Fish gently caress" by GWAR.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:49

The Repo Man: Jul 31, 2013; I Remember...

Reading a description if the Manglors sounded familiar to me, but I don't think I actually saw any of them or knew anyone who owned one. It did remind me of Stretch Armstrong''s evil nemesis though. Vac-Man. I did own that.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 11:22

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

EDITED TO ADD

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Mar 9, 2017

# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:32

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:

So, the 90's version of porn parodies existed then :eyepop:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:45

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

So, the 90's version of porn parodies existed then

They tended to have way better titles too.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:50

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

remusclaw posted:

They tended to have way better titles too.

The Porn Industry learning they could legally just add ":The Porn Version" as a subtitle was a dark day for quality sexual punmanship and all mankind in general.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:10

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Pastry of the Year posted:

EDITED TO ADD

That style bikini is 90s as gently caress.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 03:30

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

twistedmentat posted:

That style bikini is 90s as gently caress.

Some call it a slingbabe I call it a kaiserbabe

# ? Mar 10, 2017 04:34

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

no pubes yet sorry posted:

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/pat3/

Pat's Kick rear end Limp Bizkit Site

Limp Bizkit is a band from Jacksonville, Florida. They started out in about late 1994. Fred and Sam were pals and they met up and then Sam suggested his cousin, John Otto, play the drums for the band. Then later Wes was brought into the Picture and Limp Bizkit was started. They got their name when Fred was talking To his friend (and now roadie ) and he said his brain was like a limp biscuit. So Fred liked it and made that there band's name. About a half a year before 3 Dollar Bill came out, they enlisted the help of DJ Lethal (formerly of House of Pain) and remade all of the songs to fit him in and then released Three Dollar Bills Yall.

The 800 number that Pat gives that you can call to hear samples from significant other might the most 90s thing about that incredibly 90s website

# ? Mar 10, 2017 05:39

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Inzombiac posted:

That had 101 tracks but my CD player could only go to 99. I hat to put it in my PowerMac to listen to the other two.

I still sometimes sing "Fish gently caress" by GWAR.

The standard for CDs actually only goes to 99- the last three songs are just one track.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:52

Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

Well, I certainly hadn't thought about this song since the 90s, until today, when it sat in my head all day for some reason.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 08:29

1000 Brown M and Ms: Oct 22, 2008; F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

no pubes yet sorry posted:

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/pat3/

Pat's Kick rear end Limp Bizkit Site

Limp Bizkit is a band from Jacksonville, Florida. They started out in about late 1994. Fred and Sam were pals and they met up and then Sam suggested his cousin, John Otto, play the drums for the band. Then later Wes was brought into the Picture and Limp Bizkit was started. They got their name when Fred was talking To his friend (and now roadie ) and he said his brain was like a limp biscuit. So Fred liked it and made that there band's name. About a half a year before 3 Dollar Bill came out, they enlisted the help of DJ Lethal (formerly of House of Pain) and remade all of the songs to fit him in and then released Three Dollar Bills Yall.

I heard that Limp Bizkit got their name from a game where a bunch of dudes stand in a circle and jack off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 05:46

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

I heard that Limp Bizkit got their name from a game where a bunch of dudes stand in a circle and jack off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.

Where I'm from the game is called "soggy biscuit".

# ? Mar 15, 2017 06:33

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Since they're from the area, Limp Bizkit still gets airplay occasionally around here.

# ? Mar 15, 2017 11:48

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

whiteyfats posted:

Since they're from the area, Limp Bizkit still gets airplay occasionally around here.

Speaking of 90s radio I was on the bus the other day in Riga and I heard The X-Files theme tune in it entirety followed by Deeply Dippy by Right Said Fred, it wasn't even a retro radio station.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 13:31

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/pat3/

Pat's Kick rear end Limp Bizkit Site

Limp Bizkit is a band from Jacksonville, Florida. They started out in about late 1994. Fred and Sam were pals and they met up and then Sam suggested his cousin, John Otto, play the drums for the band. Then later Wes was brought into the Picture and Limp Bizkit was started. They got their name when Fred was talking To his friend (and now roadie ) and he said his brain was like a limp biscuit. So Fred liked it and made that there band's name. About a half a year before 3 Dollar Bill came out, they enlisted the help of DJ Lethal (formerly of House of Pain) and remade all of the songs to fit him in and then released Three Dollar Bills Yall.

Oh my God... My Back To The Future page is still there or at least the front page is (links don't work)... I wish I still had that email address so I could log in and delete it.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/bttfpage/

VV So it does! 195 votes and no love for Clara.

beato has a new favorite as of 16:28 on Mar 17, 2017

# ? Mar 17, 2017 13:38

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

beato posted:

Oh my God... My Back To The Future page is still there or at least the front page is (links don't work)... I wish I still had that email address so I could log in and delete it.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/bttfpage/

Poll still works, Dave.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 14:05

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

I laughed out loud at "Train" and "Delorean" (sic) being favorite character options.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:30

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I was young I didn't know better. There were little or no resources around when I made that site too hahaha

VV I would finish it but I don't have aol or access to that email address anymore so can't do a password retrieval on my old angelfire account.

beato has a new favorite as of 10:54 on Mar 18, 2017

# ? Mar 17, 2017 18:59

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

poo poo's been under construction for a long rear end time. Get a handle on your priorities, Dave! Even Duke Nukem Forever finally came out.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 22:11

metricchip: Jul 16, 2014

beato posted:

Oh my God... My Back To The Future page is still there or at least the front page is (links don't work)... I wish I still had that email address so I could log in and delete it.

http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/bttfpage/

VV So it does! 195 votes and no love for Clara.

One of the hot links: MR.T vs BTTF