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large hands
Jan 24, 2006
Bhabi got back

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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
me and bhabi mcghee

I Brake For MILFs
Jan 9, 2007

:syoon:


If you want my bhabi and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Every bhabi, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Every bhabi, yeah
Rock your body right
Big nipples, big life, alright

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

KakerMix posted:

Every bhabi, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Every bhabi, yeah
Rock your body right
Big nipples, big life, alright

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Haier posted:

Hot Bhabi:
Like a White Russian but with coconut cream instead of cream. Add some salt for the taste of the sweaty areas under her voluptuous bobs. Add some black pepper for the kick of her delightful chut ras after standing in a hot kitchen.

Yet another culinary item ruined by Haier :trumppop:

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.literotica.com/s/shivani-the-hot-bhabhi

quote:

Bhaiya is an intelligence officer, and he usually worked on the night shift. I went to Shivani bhabhi and she told me not to ask other guys about this, and that she would explain all this to me because she is experienced and a lady. She added that others would confuse me or give me wrong information. She explained about periods and sex, in a simple manner. She told me that men have penises and women have vaginas. She told me that when a man and a woman get sexually excited, he inserts his penis into her vagina. She told me about sperm, eggs, ovaries etc. She was emotional when she says nothing gives a greater joy to a married woman than than knowing that she is pregnant. The session was more like an education, even though I was a Ph.D in sex, through blue films and other sex novels.
He is a Ph.D in sex, but has no clue how it works. I think I found the answer for Indian male sex habits.

quote:

Later that evening, when I went to drop off my friends, my close friend Nisha told me, "wow, yaar your bhabhi is really gorgeous and sexy. Even after pregnancy she retained such a figure, she gave us a complex. The guys were checking her out."

I did not reply to her comment, but felt a sexual thrill go through my body. When I came back bhabhi was washing the dishes, she remarked me, "Hi! your friends are really cute, such innocent boys and girls."

'Innocent'?, I thought; the boys wanted to eat her rear end.
I told her, "Bhabhi, they find you really lovely and beautiful." All of a sudden, the baby cried and she went to feed him. During bedtime, she told me about a girl's periods. She explained how milk develops in breasts. I asked her, "How does a woman's milk taste?"
Ohhh, a milk story. This is like number 2 in the bhabhi category of great things bhabhi can do.

quote:

As I entered the toilet, there was the odour of my bhabhi lingering. I was feeling aroused because Shivani, my bhabhi had just been here. The toilet was abounding with her private smell and it almost smelled erotic not dirty. I finished my activity. My erection was still there, I thought about how my friends ogled her, the previous afternoon. I replayed the entire scene in my mind fantasized her getting stripped of her saree, being nude, and getting sucked by my horny friends. I masturbated, and began to pump warm semen out as it sprayed in my palm and leg. As I was climaxing, I almost cried out. I heard my bhabhi's voice, "What happened Sunny?"
"Poop stench is very sexy."
*Group rape fantasy*
*Sprays*

quote:

She told me, "Drink lots of water, I drink the first thing after getting up, and so I don't have problems with pressure. I get the urge to go the toilet immediately after drinking water and a little lime juice and I don't have to do force it out (zor lagake haiya like you). I just go in and things happen immediately. Now go eat your breakfast," she was teasing me and I loved her talk.
LMAO

quote:

She looked at me and said, "Stop flirting with your bhabhi, you sick boy" and giggled. Suddenly my bhabhi farted; there was a slight burst of air type of sound like pusssssss and the smell lingered in the room. We both came to know of it and I looked at her accusingly. She was very embarrassed and blushing. I said, "Now who is sick, chee, bhabhi, not in front of your devar."

Her face had become pink with embarrassment. In fact the smell was not offensive, just normal, funky and funny but I was getting a sexual kick out of it and seeing her embarrassed beautiful gorgeous face, I felt like teasing her more. In reality I wanted to smooch her. She told me, "Sorry about it. Everyone does it once in a while. Even that bitch Neha farts; okay. Don't tease me like that. I don't like it. I didn't ask you to sit and smell my fart. So many times you have done it, have I made fun of it?"

She was feeling angry, insulted and a little sad, I comforted her and told her, "I was just kidding bhabhi, I was pulling your leg, you are such a wonderful lady and we are such good friends. Didn't I tell you, I am your rear end liker, so I should obviously like something which comes out of it?"
Here we go

quote:

She smiled and said," Okay let's change the topic. I am reminded me of a joke." She told me some toilet jokes. I never thought my bhabhi would come with such interesting ones. She was also lecturing me about farts; she told me there are two types of farts puskis and purkus. She told me, "The one I left accidentally right now was a puski, the silent deadly one."

I told her, "Your puskis are amazing, smelly and sexy"

She laughed and said, "The way you smelled it, I knew it that you liked it, you dog."

I laughed and said, "Thanks bitch, what about your purkus?"

She smiled and said, "No comments, you can't predict your fart. Purkus shoot out when I am on the potty."

quote:

The neighbor said, "My hubby's cock is big, and initially, it hurts me. He has hosed my rear end many times. Tell your husband to stimulate your clitoris or kiss you, so that you are very much aroused. There is lot of pleasure plus it feels good to feel the cock tight in your butt. Initially there will be some pain, but the pleasure is great if your husband does it nicely. Look at it reasonably, when we can poo poo big logs out of our assholes, then we can also take a cock in. Also, the rear end in a top hat can expand if it wants to. You should watch blue films, you will get the idea."

quote:

I was standing there - shocked! Her stomach was really smooth, silky and flat with a little paunch around her belly button. Her small mound had a big deep navel, and looked so sexy. It almost looks like a second vagina.

quote:

"You can pee in my mouth baby" I said.

She said, "It is no.2, I can't do that in your mouth, can I?" I said, "Please let me lick you, you can go afterwards." She said, "I will keep farting, then....|"

I said, "I will love to smell them; everything of yours is hot."
Oh nooooooooo

quote:

I entered in and saw my lovely bhabhi on the western style commode sitting and making GBS threads. The room was filled with the intoxicating aroma of the rich smell of her turds. The smell was not offensive, yes it was stinky but it was more of wicked and funny than disgusting. For me it was erotic because it was my ravishing Shivani.

quote:

She said, "Oh poo poo! Let me flush" I laughed and told her, "Don't bother, watch me". I was amazed at the quantity and quality of her no.2 even her turds looked shiny, beautiful, orangish brown in color. One of the pieces looked 12 inches long and coiled. I could not imagine such gorgeous huge ones emerged out of her rear end in a top hat. I opened my shorts to one side and began to pee on her shitload. My stream was aimed at her turds; Shivani looked at my peeing cock with curiosity. The force of my pee water bathed her turds and one of them got flushed down.
I quit.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

bhabi wants to gently caress

that's my dennis hopper reference you thievin' bastard

what about bhabi hit me one mo-- nevermind that's a little too dark given the context

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Haier posted:

https://www.literotica.com/s/shivani-the-hot-bhabhi

He is a Ph.D in sex, but has no clue how it works. I think I found the answer for Indian male sex habits.

Ohhh, a milk story. This is like number 2 in the bhabhi category of great things bhabhi can do.

"Poop stench is very sexy."
*Group rape fantasy*
*Sprays*

LMAO

Here we go




Oh nooooooooo


I quit.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
please rename thread "How is bhabhi formed"

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

If milk stories are number two, surely number two stories are number one.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
how the gently caress is this one of the most populous countries on earth

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Look at it reasonably, when we can poo poo big logs out of our assholes, then we can also take a cock in.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


This should go on a t-shirt. Such a beautiful piece of poetry.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

how the gently caress is this one of the most populous countries on earth

Have you seen how obsessed they are with loving?

huhwhat
Apr 22, 2010

by sebmojo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

how the gently caress is this one of the most populous countries on earth

You know how Catholics outbreed other Christians? Not exactly "don't spill the seed" at work, but I suspect pent up urges play a strong role.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

shovelbum posted:

What's Indian for Chuck Tingle?
chut tingle

The Whoreax
Sep 7, 2008
I speak for the wood.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

how the gently caress is this one of the most populous countries on earth

kids=labor, security etc. only boys though, which is why the gender ratio in parts of india is at 3:2

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer

DM : "After pushing through a narrow crawlspace you and you party have arrived at what appears to be the far reaches of the caverns. The passage opens up into a massive subterranean lair. An acrid odor lingers in the stale air. Mounds of treasure sparkle in the darkness... gold, platinum, jewels, priceless artifacts, long-lost weapons forged by ancient mastersmiths. Perched atop a pile of coins, a green dragon sleeps, snoring. It seems as though it has not yet been alerted to your presence."

Drogo Shankar, Lord of Penultimate Evil, approaches the dragon. "Hi cuck. Your mom I gently caress I don't gib a gently caress"

Remainder of Party : "Drogo NO, goddamnit gently caress! Who keeps inviting this guy?!?"

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Mods rename me puskis and purkus please

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Look at it reasonably, when we can poo poo big logs out of our assholes, then we can also take a cock in.

🤔

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

pushpins posted:

I now support skull face

Such a fucc for bhabi... WHOOO?! 0547-62858

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Look at it reasonably, when we can poo poo big logs out of our assholes, then we can also take a cock in.

Checks out

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Who can argue with science?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

how the gently caress is this one of the most populous countries on earth

Haven't you figured it out yet? Big nipples, big life.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I opened my shorts to one side and began to pee on her shitload

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

hakimashou posted:

I opened my shorts to one side and began to pee on her shitload

big shits , big life

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

DynamiteSurprise posted:



This should go on a t-shirt. Such a beautiful piece of poetry.

Ahaha, I saw this guy go on a posting rampage earlier, looks like a gimmick account, a good gimmick.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Just made fish tacos for a hot bhabi

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
jfc how much longer did that Indian James Joyce one go on for?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Bhabilon

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
I'm a Bhabi girl
In a Bhabi world

COME ON BHABI LETS GO PARTY

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
69pose sex

xjohnson
Sep 7, 2006
Johnson?
Young Orc
7 pages in the last 3 days (I want fuc no read). I'm sorry if this has been posted 100x by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69AyDJqZso

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks bitch.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

xjohnson posted:

7 pages in the last 3 days (I want fuc no read). I'm sorry if this has been posted 100x by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69AyDJqZso

Like the Kids in the Hall before them, some of these male cast members make pretty nice looking women.

I'm so confused :psyduck:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

xjohnson posted:

7 pages in the last 3 days (I want fuc no read). I'm sorry if this has been posted 100x by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69AyDJqZso

Let succ milk balls
8474367392

necroid
May 14, 2009

gently caress da Mods posted:

I'm a Bhabi girl
In a Bhabi world

COME ON BHABI LETS GO PARTY

lol

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
Searching for bhabi on facebook is an experience.











This is what I imagine the average day of an Indian woman to be like (mildly nsfw). Anybody know what the text says?

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May 12, 2014

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