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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
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Baloogan posted:

the only doge torture that should be allowed is eating bree cheese and montreal smoked meat in front of doge

Over the line

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

does ken jennings live in chaffetz's district by any chance

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Thatim posted:

Probably beaten but that sounds like 'rythm is a dancer' by 'snap!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7HIxqDpJ0Q

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


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Would someone with a twitter account please send Huckabee the fat sons version of the flashback dog gif? Tia

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

heard u like girls posted:

Let me tell u something



where do I sign up

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Apraxin posted:

Holy poo poo.
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/842755500517347328
A massive, coordinated campaign by both local and national law enforcement agencies to capture the notorious Twitter Strober.

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/17/fbi-arrests-man-accused-trolling-dallas-journalist-kurt-eichenwald-tweet-triggered-seizure






kurt status: still shook

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Donkwich posted:

does ken jennings live in chaffetz's district by any chance

ken jennings lives near seattle

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

im a cockadmiral

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Bip Roberts posted:

im a cockadmiral

as opposed to baloogan being a cuckadmiral

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
armchair cuckadmiral

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
"Poop Dogg," wrote the Governor, proudly. He wasn't going senile! He still had his wits and this sparkling wordplay proved it.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

shiksa posted:

its so fuckin easy, just lie and tell them whatever they want to hear then once you get elected they'll be too fuckin dumb to realize what happened

and do it as an Independent. trash both parties. tell them you'll have an "open door" policy when you are in office. anyone can just walk in without an appointment and talk to you about anything. also, give them free beer at all functions. have movie nights followed up by Q and A sessions. Half of it will be about whatever patriotic movie you play. on movies nights you need to play things like Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Band of Brothers, American Sniper. They will eat that poo poo up.

Slogan: "For the Republic"

rather meaningless, but again these stooges will eat it up.

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Mar 17, 2017

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Duscat posted:

"Poop Dogg," wrote the Governor, proudly. He wasn't going senile! He still had his wits and this sparkling wordplay proved it.

Seriously what the hell is with this, so many old people have the god drat worst sense of humor and I don't understand at all.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

It's pronounced jiff

only dorks care about this or actually pronounce it as jiff lol

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
https://twitter.com/DNAinfoCHI/status/842853890475343874

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6AgtTyk-Hs

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Lot of ukuleles going on in this picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA


Sorry, I just made the thread creepy by posting Tiny Tim.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

and do it as an Independent. trash both parties. tell them you'll have an "open door" policy when you are in office. anyone can just walk in without an appointment and talk to you about anything. also, give them free beer at all functions. have movie nights followed up by Q and A sessions. Half of it will be about whatever patriotic movie you play. on movies nights you need to play things like Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Band of Brothers, American Sniper. They will eat that poo poo up.

Slogan: "For the Republic"

rather meaningless, but again these stooges will eat it up.

it's sad that goons would be better at running campaigns than dems

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




D'aw snowflakes need people to buy them passports to travel to a safe space?

Anyway this is pretty obviously a graft and as such it will work because the entire Republican base has been cultivated for decades to be easily preyed upon by conmen

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Oh no that sure is terrible wow I'm so upset anyway I hear that SNL is going live across the nation isn't that interesting?

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

quote:

At one point, Caddell tested all the declared Presidential candidates, including Trump, as a possible Mr. Smith. “People didn’t think Trump had the temperament to be President,” Caddell said. “He clearly wasn’t the best Smith, but he was the only Smith. He was the only one with the resources and the name recognition.” As Bernie Sanders’s campaign showed, the populist rebellion wasn’t partisan. Caddell worried, though, that there were dark undertones in the numbers: Americans were increasingly yearning for a “strong man” to fix the country.

This is from an article about the people who promoted Trump hahah they still went with it the absolute madmen.

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quote:

Caddell said that he spoke with Trump about “some of the data,” but noted, “With Trump, it’s all instinct—he is not exactly a deep-dive thinker.”

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


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The ol' blame it on democrats and cash in on gofundme strategy seems to be playing pretty well among conservatives recently.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

wtf where his parents thinking with that name

he can buy smaller more efficient keyboards/typewriters w fewer keys and still type his whole name, market forces judo bitch!!!!!!!!!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Oh no my miniature guitar store isn't working out save me /pol/

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Yes i saw you found out. Good job

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Só guys any Trump voters you know personally that already regret it?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Sir Tonk posted:

Oh no my miniature guitar store isn't working out save me /pol/

those are called trump sized guitars #boycothawaii

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

hahaha ive walked past this instrument shop dozens of times, it's the shittiest looking place ever and i dont think ive ever seen a single person in there. all dulcimers and ukuleles and instruments people don't actually buy and like, one guild sg knockoff in the middle of the show room for some reason.

of course the only reason people arent buying lutes and ouds is because youre trump supporters.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

orange sky posted:

Só guys any Trump voters you know personally that already regret it?

i regret not voting for trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



orange sky posted:

Só guys any Trump voters you know personally that already regret it?

None that have said anything to me, but as an outspoken leftist they wouldn't no matter what because they're afraid I'd gloat. In the case of one or two of them, rightly so.

They are all just absolutely, utterly silent on all political matters, refuse to discuss anything that comes up, and most have even stopped sharing memes

They're pretty thoroughly shouted down and their morale is taking a supreme beating. It needs to continue through 2018 though so I'm not going to stop any of my relentless hammering away about the failures and betrayals of Trump and the GOP who merrily go along with his murder circus

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i thought it would be more graft less insanity.... i thought trump would cheap out and not deliver so much ignorant insanity.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




That dude has never run out of anything

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jBrereton posted:

Semi colon, sign of being a massive colon yuorself

the semicolon is top tier punctuation








tarp sprung

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

orange sky posted:

Só guys any Trump voters you know personally that already regret it?

I have 2 relatives that have complained vocally about Trump after pushing for him and talking poo poo about Hillary during the election. I think both would vote for Trump again given the options but would prefer he were replaced by Pence.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lol i should start a gofundme and say dirty liberals a ruining my business and i need 50k or something

the 50k will then go towards my hooker and blow habit

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


How could this a brick and mortar business model possibly fail, in 2017 of all years.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump still prez?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Brain Curry posted:

That dude has never run out of anything

chips, fries, ice cream, whatever food would be funniest to say heree

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


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Trumpenproletariat posted:

trump voting areas are a great spot for some old fashioned american populism

do it

To be totally honest I want to get the gently caress out of this backwards idiot county pretty soon not root myself here with a failed premise of somehow getting a bunch of religious fundie trump voters to side with an anti-social socialist shitposter.

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