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Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

lol at ppl mad at millennials
lol
u so old lmao

this forum is at least 90% millenial self-loathing is all we have

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:09

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Intel&Sebastian posted:

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i think im technically millennial, but i'm right at the edge

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

TWIST FIST posted:

thats voter fraud

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Schnorkles posted:

i think im technically millennial, but i'm right at the edge

i'm the oregon trail generation

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:46

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Turdfuzz posted:

lol at ppl mad at millennials
lol
u so old lmao

whatevs gramps

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

That DICK! posted:

when was the last time Trump brought up his "Why do we tell people when we're going to attack! That just gives them time to get away!" strategy?

Spicer, yesterday

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Zokari posted:

this forum is at least 90% millenial self-loathing is all we have

"no see im different im one of the good one!!"

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Okay that's all my adulting for the day done, time to grab some whiskey from the corner shop and play Subnautica while I listen to podcasts

One of the two nice things (and only two) about protein fasts is that it takes very little alcohol to get you drunk because there's never any food in your system

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glutathione

Also, you need this to make sure you can adequately metabolize the ethanol. One of the reasons why you are told not to ever take acetaminophen for a hangover, is because it uses up glutathione.

:science:

is going to be dead in this country. 20% cut to NIH :haw:

Merica

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:48

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what if the 3 million illegal immigrants were actually just 1 million illegal immigrants but all had 3 IDs

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm the oregon trail generation

we're all going to die of dysentery so that makes everyone an oregon trail generation

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

the student loan bubble is probably first to go after the tech bubble pops and they just made it harder to default

millennials are gonna get completely poo poo on as they arewiping boomer lovely assholes while they ask if they are triggered lmao

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:48

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

sry kidz but ur just like everyone one else
ur gonna die
n poo poo ur pants when u die n prolly piss em too unless maybe u die on the toilet

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Is NK gonna bomb us or what

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:48

Daniel Hillard: May 22, 2012

It's good that all of the democrats have forgotten every lesson to be learned from this election and are just going back to blaming the electorate so we can nominate a smug lifeless centrist for the next election

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm the oregon trail generation

how many buffalos have u shot

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

what if the 3 million illegal immigrants were actually just 1 million illegal immigrants but all had 3 IDs

no its 1 illegal immigrant with 3 million ids

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:48

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Soul Glo posted:

Is NK gonna bomb us or what

yes
its 100% goin to happen
ur done 4
stick a fork in u

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

Sojenus: Dec 28, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

sry kidz but ur just like everyone one else
ur gonna die
n poo poo ur pants when u die n prolly piss em too unless maybe u die on the toilet

why wait for death

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

what if the 3 million illegal immigrants were actually just 1 million illegal immigrants but all had 3 IDs

or 3 million illegal immigrants all sharing one single ID

:stare:

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Gringostar posted:

if this is unironic

if not; this, but unironic

I'm 100% serious. And the ones still loudly defending their non-vote/Stein-vote should get it doubly bad.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz posted:

"no see im different im one of the good one!!"

im not

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

you know generation x was also discriminated like this

today's 12 year olds are next with whatever :regd08:

they're labeled with

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Turdfuzz posted:

yes
its 100% goin to happen
ur done 4
stick a fork in u

Gonna try to finish Zelda first

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:50

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Gringostar posted:

we're all going to die of dysentery so that makes everyone an oregon trail generation

*crouching over the geiger counter, squinting thru the blood sweating out of my face*

pepperony and chease

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:49

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

what if the 3 million illegal immigrants were actually just 1 million illegal immigrants but all had 3 IDs

What if it was just one illegal pushing the button 3 million times? After all, immigrants have an impeccable worth ethic.

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

[slices through an incoming nuclear missile with his katana] i will show you the power of a millennial.......

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:50

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

meanwhile im in ca with my bernie write in vote givin 0 fucks

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:50

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

CortezFantastic posted:

the student loan bubble is probably first to go after the tech bubble pops and they just made it harder to default

millennials are gonna get completely poo poo on as they arewiping boomer lovely assholes while they ask if they are triggered lmao

Lol, millenials are in their right to kill as many boomers as they want if they get stuck working in retirement homes wiping baby boomer butts till they die.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

That DICK! posted:

[slices through an incoming nuclear missile with his katana] i will show you the power of a millennial.......

such power....

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:50

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Donkwich posted:

meanwhile im in ca with my bernie write in vote givin 0 fucks

smh if you didnt want to run up the score on dj trump as much as possible, just smh

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

millenials face some financial challenges in the upcoming trump administration

rural boomers are literally gonna die and have their bodies sold off for parts to fund degenerating rural communities

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:51

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

GrimGypsy posted:

I'm 100% serious. And the ones still loudly defending their non-vote/Stein-vote should get it doubly bad.

you

i like you

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:51

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

That DICK! posted:

[slices through an incoming nuclear missile with his katana] i will show you the power of a millennial.......

wow u must be a indigo child jus like i read about!!!

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:52

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

millenials face some financial challenges in the upcoming trump administration

rural boomers are literally gonna die and have their bodies sold off for parts to fund degenerating rural communities

good im going to buy the parts and sew them to myself

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:52

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

eonwe posted:

im not

im a willenial

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:51

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

*sits back in my lawn chair on top of the moral high ground while jacking off to the upcoming suffering of all those who didn't submit to Slay Kween*

# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.