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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Legs Benedict posted:

just like your posts

turn on your monitor

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

gmq posted:

Is there a unmarked spoilers rule or should I just keep out of the thread until I can play the game?

I think this thread is kinda thunderdome but it seems most people are at least keeping story stuff in spoilers.

But if you're worried I'd just avoid the thread...maybe the internet in general

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

eonwe posted:

my posting isnt very good

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

eonwe posted:

turn on your monitor

im on my phone dude

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

CJ posted:

How come the dyke crew member isn't female romancable? Are Bioware just doing it to troll lesbians at this point? IIRC it was the same in DAI.

:same:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Ages posted:

ME2 couldn't remove the best krogan, because it introduced the best krogan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKnsvIYeBoo

Even on my maximum rear end in a top hat everyone dies renegade runs of ME2 I never broke the illium krogan and his asari lady up.

There's a lot I'll do (i.e. genocide, mass murder) but that was too much.

Besides if the relationship goes toxic it's always worse the longer it goes for :v:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Okay, Peebee certainly has some animation during her talk on the Tempest.

Oh my god asking her about flirting :shepface:

marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Mar 18, 2017

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Tatum Girlparts posted:

seriously at times I think this thread is a little much on the 'lol this sucks' side, but then I look literally anywhere else and it becomes 'yea I'll take making fun of bad VAs and models over "THIS GAME IS A SJW PLOT TO LITERALLY MURDER WHITE MEN" I guess???'

If this ISN'T a SJW plot to literally murder white men they can forget my order.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Skippy McPants posted:

You can probably give it a rest now, friend. It wasn't funny the first time, and it's becoming less so with repetition.

Who are you to say that someone's opinions about a videogame are invalid?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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CJ posted:

?

I saw people complaining about it on twitter. I never played DAI but i remember people complaining about the exact same thing in that game as well.

Seems weird to me that they would support same sex romance options but restrict you to the cockroach lady and Shrek.

pull up dude pull up

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

scrubs season six posted:

Who are you to say that someone's opinions about a videogame are invalid?

What form of brain damage makes you drool out that an assertion that something isn't funny means it isn't a valid opinion?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Number Ten Cocks posted:

What form of brain damage makes you drool out that an assertion that something isn't funny means it isn't a valid opinion?

Huh?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Number Ten Cocks posted:

What form of brain damage makes you drool out that an assertion that something isn't funny means it isn't a valid opinion?

:yikes:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Is the game as bad as the thread? :v:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Synthbuttrange posted:

Is the game as bad as the thread? :v:

the animation is better in the thread

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Synthbuttrange posted:

Is the game as bad as the thread? :v:

worse, if you can believe it

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Synthbuttrange posted:

Is the game as bad as the thread? :v:

This thread is certainly more animated than the game.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."

Synthbuttrange posted:

Is the game as bad as the thread? :v:

I can actually feel and see emotion in this thread whenever someone says something.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Ok, sometimes you are self aware of your inability to follow conversations. Progress.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Number Ten Cocks posted:

Ok, sometimes you are self aware of your inability to follow conversations. Progress.

lol

lunar detritus
May 6, 2009


Apparently trying to kill that thing using charge and nova is a bad idea. :v:



I miss being able to prime the enemies with your squad's biotic abilities. They just do whatever they want.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."
Okay the streamer is actually talking to other crew members and the animations are getting better. Not great or anything, but better.

This stuff shoulda been in the demo, would've helped out first impressions a bit.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

gmq posted:

Is there a unmarked spoilers rule or should I just keep out of the thread until I can play the game?

If you give a poo poo you should stay out of the thread

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

ApeHawk posted:

Okay the streamer is actually talking to other crew members and the animations are getting better. Not great or anything, but better.

This stuff shoulda been in the demo, would've helped out first impressions a bit.

So it's only PAST 10 drat hours that you are able to have conversations with your squad?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A recap:

A: (Repetitive posting)

B: Your posts aren't funny, A.

C: Yo, B, stop telling him his opinions aren't valid!

D: I hope you realize, my boy C, that a challenge to his posts' humor content says nothing about the validity of the underlying opinions, you mentally incompetent slug.

C, et al: :confused:

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Am I crazy or does the Krogan superintendent of the nexus have a stereotypical gay guy voice???

lunar detritus
May 6, 2009


Drifter posted:

So it's only PAST 10 drat hours that you are able to have conversations with your squad?

You can chat with them in the ship if you don't go directly to Eos.

CJ
Jul 3, 2007

Asbungold

trash person posted:

Am I crazy or does the Krogan superintendent of the nexus have a stereotypical gay guy voice???

Prob part of that SJW agenda i've been hearing about.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

trash person posted:

Am I crazy or does the Krogan superintendent of the nexus have a stereotypical gay guy voice???

You're not crazy but you might be curious.

Ambaire
Sep 4, 2009

by Shine
Oven Wrangler

gmq posted:

I miss being able to prime the enemies with your squad's biotic abilities. They just do whatever they want.

I could. I distinctly remember doing some squad ignite > throw/lance explosions. Just need to set squad to defensive only.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Number Ten Cocks posted:

Ok, sometimes you are self aware of your inability to follow conversations. Progress.

I know I have some issues but I just want to have honest discussions about videogames please be patient with me I'm on a lot of medications.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Number Ten Cocks posted:

A recap:

A: (Repetitive posting)

B: Your posts aren't funny, A.

C: Yo, B, stop telling him his opinions aren't valid!

D: I hope you realize, my boy C, that a challenge to his posts' humor content says nothing about the validity of the underlying opinions, you mentally incompetent slug.

C, et al: :confused:

stop posting about posting you weirdo

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

trash person posted:

Am I crazy or does the Krogan superintendent of the nexus have a stereotypical gay guy voice???
That's a lady, dude.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

trash person posted:

Am I crazy or does the Krogan superintendent of the nexus have a stereotypical gay guy voice???

Yes, but also that Krogan is a lady

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

There's none of the DoF problems from the Giant Bomb stream in this guy's playthrough. Then again, he's PC and they were doing...PS4?

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

Clawtopsy posted:

thank you for all your advice, thead. i went out and bought the game based on experiences here.

Is this what happens when you read a thread on an acid trip? What the gently caress lol

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

gmq posted:



I miss being able to prime the enemies with your squad's biotic abilities. They just do whatever they want.

:sad:

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
Seriously do not get close to a Fiend

Or an Ascendant

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
I can tell you right now, day one mod, get rid of the loving space-flight zooming around between planets in the galaxy map. Holy poo poo how utterly pointless.

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Ambaire
Sep 4, 2009

by Shine
Oven Wrangler

Slim Killington posted:

I can tell you right now, day one mod, get rid of the loving space-flight zooming around between planets in the galaxy map. Holy poo poo how utterly pointless.

Can anyone c/d if that's a loading screen? As in, how does the flight time compare on an SSD vs .. say, a 5400 spinner?

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