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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Who the hell is Bow Wow

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


A rapper, and snoop's nephew

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

proof of concept posted:

In other news:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/842872898956283904

If snoop deigned to even notice these idiots I bet this would make him laugh on his rear end

You can't kill Snoop. Haven't they seen Bones?

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Vegetable posted:

Who the hell is Bow Wow

He's the artist formerly known as Lil' Bow Wow.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Was someone else calling the shots at trumps businesses before because i dont know how he stayed rich

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

thathonkey posted:

list of good deals donald j trump has made so far as president:

cheap sustainable lols at the low low price of national dignity

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

lol this fool is in FL again

past is prologue

will never release taxes
going to florida every weekend
insists obama is listening to him, even today after every fed agency tore out their pockets
melania is not moving to dc

he's predictably terrible

Kumo fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Mar 18, 2017

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Uncle Wemus posted:

Was someone else calling the shots at trumps businesses before because i dont know how he stayed rich

when you start off rich and don't have a conscience, it's really, really hard to stop being rich no matter how yuge of a retard you are

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

why does alex jones take his shirt of anyways it's v confusing, reminds me of idiot meth head rednecks trying to like intimidate people

oh, oh, oh lmao xD

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
remember when senator armstrong said he'd "Make America great again".

reality is beyond parody

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

sugar free jazz posted:

why does alex jones take his shirt of anyways it's v confusing, reminds me of idiot meth head rednecks trying to like intimidate people

oh, oh, oh lmao xD

Alex is only in his mid 40s and looks like his heart might explode at all times

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

hehe just remembering the time our Prime Minister had his first phone call with American President Donald Trump. This is the most spineless Prime Minster we've had in decades, who is willing to sell out to anyone and anything and compromise all personal convictions in the process in order to maintain his tepid grip on power. He was likely chomping at the bit to be Trump's first, best ally. But for some reason Easy D decided it would be a good idea to shout at him about a SAD refugee deal and then slam down the phone halfway through the call haha

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/842409899359375361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

quote:

But it turns out, the “Irish proverb” is in fact part of a poem titled “Remember to forget” written by Albashir Adam Alhassan, a Nigerian poet.

https://qz.com/935512/donald-trump-...utm_source=qzfb


lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

TheChaosPath posted:

when you start off rich and don't have a conscience, it's really, really hard to stop being rich no matter how yuge of a retard you are

no trump really seemed to be trying to be lovely as possible at running a business; he got so desperate for cash during his bankruptcy that he put his name on vodka and steaks at sharper image despite not drinking and eating his steaks burnt with ketchup

i think a very large portion of his current money (I don't buy that he's anywhere near as rich as he says) comes exclusively from money he got from The Apprentice, and various schemes for shifting his debt around with his actual real estate assets leveraged to the gills in all sorts of stupid ways

we're talking about a guy who spouts off unendingly about how rich he is and how awesome he is for being rich; if he could show you legitimate tax returns and financial documents showing that he's got as much money as he claims he'd do it in a heartbeat, he's a tacky motherfucker. he's not refusing to show people his financial situation because he was doing some smart but shady business deals, he's doing it because he's lying about how much money he has, how much debt he has, and how a lot of his only liquid assets are because of his TV show rather than his business acumen.

he made a couple of smart real estate transaction years ago, and the entire rest of his persona is trying to make people think he does that on the regular. the reality is most banks in the US won't work with him, and contractors in the US know to make sure to over-quote him as well as get most of the money you'll need up-front. He makes them sign NDA's, and it sure as poo poo isn't because he's worried about his trade secrets making other people money the way he does

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/14542a6687a3452d8c9918e2f0bf16e6/many-trump-employees-keeping-quiet-legally-required

Tumble fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Mar 18, 2017

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

l... lol?

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

proof of concept posted:

In other news:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/842872898956283904

If snoop deigned to even notice these idiots I bet this would make him laugh on his rear end

#doggsneverdie

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
Alright folks we got us here one of them pure, innocent and heartfelt lols; a lol from a different time. Politics is all well and good to lol at (I call it lolitics myself, you can steal that if you like it) but sometimes it's good and not bad (or sick) to lol at something nice and simple

http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/03/donald-trump-kicked-one-direction-out-of-his-hotel-after-they-refused-to-meet-his-adult-daughter/

quote:

Donald Trump, the man some people now call president, has the temperament of a spoiled eight-year-old girl who throws a tantrum after she’s unable to meet One Direction. In fact, that actually happened.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Uncle Wemus posted:

Was someone else calling the shots at trumps businesses before because i dont know how he stayed rich

Nah, he probably would've made more money if that was the case
http://fortune.com/2015/08/20/donald-trump-index-funds/

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Tumble posted:

i'm willing to bet money that he won't. he was such a lovely candidate the first time around that i think people saw him and didn't bother voting because basically every news organization said he didn't have a chance in hell of winning

i think he's gonna piss off everybody that voted for him the first time as well as rally the lazy potheads to actually vote this time. plus he obviously doesn't enjoy being the pres much anyways; too much work

I'd probably bet on trump not being reelected too but remember: never underestimate the democratic party's talent for stealing defeat from the jaws of victory

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Moridin920 posted:

ahahahahahah and the county sheriff's office has to spend hella $$$ on overtime pay for security every time he comes down and they're like "wtf man pay us for this poo poo 5 times already?"

http://kdvr.com/2017/03/17/facing-soaring-costs-palm-beach-officials-ask-trump-to-pay-up/

he's bankrupting all the businesses in palm beach because when he visits all the airways and roads get blocked for security lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

trump tweeted while usa burned

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015

quote:

Merkel never tries to pretend when she is not enjoying herself. She parried a question from a German reporter about what she made of Trump’s personal style by pointing out that it is a leader’s job to talk to other leaders who are not like them.

“People are different. People have different abilities, different origins … That is diversity. That is good,” she explained, sounding like a teacher telling her pupils they were being joined by a new classmate with special needs.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/17/angela-merkel-donald-trump-sketch

LOL

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

look i AM a betting mang, and there is like a 2% probability that tonald drump will be recorded in history as a good president

i loving love history
dont fucvk with me
i can alter the past

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Jose posted:

he's bankrupting all the businesses in palm beach because when he visits all the airways and roads get blocked for security lol

hes like a capitalist godzilla

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

FuhrerHat posted:

look i AM a betting mang, and there is like a 2% probability that tonald drump will be recorded in history as a good president

i loving love history
dont fucvk with me
i can alter the past

Then why the gently caress hasn't Bernie won yet

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Tiny Lowtax posted:

A rapper, and snoop's nephew

He's not actually Snoop's nephew, and I'm not sure why the Huckster thinks that they are. I guess it's because they are both black, have stage names with the dog words in them, and Huckabee is retarded.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





turn off the TV posted:

He's not actually Snoop's nephew, and I'm not sure why the Huckster thinks that they are. I guess it's because they are both black, have stage names with the dog words in them, and Huckabee is retarded.

dude said snoop's his uncle in the offending tweet, is why

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

mike12345 posted:

dude said snoop's his uncle in the offending tweet, is why

Right. Maybe he thinks that black people have a lot of uncles named Tom too, or that Ben Carson just has a lot of nephews.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

proof of concept posted:

In other news:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/842872898956283904

If snoop deigned to even notice these idiots I bet this would make him laugh on his rear end

hm, advocating extrajudicial execution of American citizens. lol

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Tumble posted:

no trump really seemed to be trying to be lovely as possible at running a business; he got so desperate for cash during his bankruptcy that he put his name on vodka and steaks at sharper image despite not drinking and eating his steaks burnt with ketchup

i think a very large portion of his current money (I don't buy that he's anywhere near as rich as he says) comes exclusively from money he got from The Apprentice, and various schemes for shifting his debt around with his actual real estate assets leveraged to the gills in all sorts of stupid ways

we're talking about a guy who spouts off unendingly about how rich he is and how awesome he is for being rich; if he could show you legitimate tax returns and financial documents showing that he's got as much money as he claims he'd do it in a heartbeat, he's a tacky motherfucker. he's not refusing to show people his financial situation because he was doing some smart but shady business deals, he's doing it because he's lying about how much money he has, how much debt he has, and how a lot of his only liquid assets are because of his TV show rather than his business acumen.

he made a couple of smart real estate transaction years ago, and the entire rest of his persona is trying to make people think he does that on the regular. the reality is most banks in the US won't work with him, and contractors in the US know to make sure to over-quote him as well as get most of the money you'll need up-front. He makes them sign NDA's, and it sure as poo poo isn't because he's worried about his trade secrets making other people money the way he does

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/14542a6687a3452d8c9918e2f0bf16e6/many-trump-employees-keeping-quiet-legally-required

I think Trump was really good at using managed and prepackaged bankruptcies and shady real estate shenanigans to make money in the 80s and 90s, and then his brain broke and he just went hugely bankrupt, to the point that he had to sell himself to the Russian oligarchs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

SniperWoreConverse posted:

hm, advocating extrajudicial execution of American citizens. lol

trump has already done this with an 8 year old

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Jose posted:

trump has already done this with an 8 year old

this is real but not a lol because it's TOO REAL

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





turn off the TV posted:

Right. Maybe he thinks that black people have a lot of uncles named Tom too, or that Ben Carson just has a lot of nephews.

bow wow said it, jfc

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/entertainment/bow-wow-joins-uncle-snoops-trump-beef-w-seriously-/6cf3b791-c5ac-4b19-88dd-663e02569845.htm

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Let's just pull back and contemplate this Snoop Dogg LOL a little more. It's really special.

There is one Twitter account in all of creation that is the most watched. The most scrutinized. Important, rich, powerful people get dragged out of bed, when it issues another steaming tweet into the global consciousness. That Twitter account. That motherfucking Mjolnir of social media that casts thunderclaps of shade at monarchs and heads of state alike was used to go after Snoop loving Dogg in 2017.

Snoop "The last thing I did of any note was a guest verse in a Katy Perry song 7 years ago." Dogg.

Snoop "I am the personification of 'smokin weed' listed as Occupation on an OK Cupid profile." Dogg.

Snoop "I had a short-lived Rastafarian awakening only after I gave up producing porn with the midget from Jackass" Dogg.

L
O
L

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
is "tremendous" the longest word drumpf knows? He keeps using it

cnut
May 3, 2016

Foxhound posted:

is "tremendous" the longest word drumpf knows? He keeps using it

Could be, dude has a fourth grade vocabulary.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I feel like there is a really strong chance that someone with tremendous power tweets "GGN is fake news" in earnest in the near future

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
saturday morning lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3Px11xN-0

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Volunteer to be the impartial judge for any gbs nipple tests please just pm me the images

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Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
Looking forward to the Trump-Snoop Dogg rap battle. I like Trump better back when he was with ICP.

It is impossible to tell satire from reality today

http://newsthump.com/2017/03/16/donald-trump-and-snoop-dogg-to-settle-it-with-epic-rap-battle

http://www.juggalomarch.com/

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