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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



daycrew wanted michael milken

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

hell yea oscar the grouch now theres a guy that knows how to deal w/ garbage

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
chug egg

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

they are pretty there, and i like looking at handsome men
:blush:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

they are pretty there, and i like looking at handsome men
:blush:

who dont

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

i prefer ugly men, tbh, which is why i tend to stare at myself in the mirror

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
quick someone photoshop the hand onto this one

https://twitter.com/dril/status/842978756033740800

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FLORIDACANADA UPDATE: 'Balloonatic' gets $26.5K fine for 'unconscionably stupid' lawn chair flight over Calgary

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

In a phony Boston accent, Daniel Boria quoted John F. Kennedy's moon speech and compared himself to the Wright brothers to explain why he tied over 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and floated four kilometres above Calgary, getting in the way of commercial aircraft and putting hundreds of lives at risk.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

FLORIDACANADA UPDATE: 'Balloonatic' gets $26.5K fine for 'unconscionably stupid' lawn chair flight over Calgary

Canada got its own Larry Walters?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vhqaSqBro

:rip:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

rude nite crewed and socially unacceptable

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
I want to head to the gym. I want to head to the gym right now. 24 hour Fitness should be open, right? I just feel like getting on an elliptical right now setting it to the highest resistance and pushing through. I know they show CNN and will watch, but also I want to listen to some podcasts and music. Not working tomorrow, and got plenty of time to sweat. Sweaturday. My new made up word.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

PostNouveau posted:

Canada got its own Larry Walters?

"Why climb the highest mountain?" said Boria outside court. "Why 85 years ago fly the Atlantic? Why do the Oilers play the Flames? I chose to fly a chair; not because it is easy but because it is hard. Because that goal served to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills."

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Yinlock posted:

In a phony Boston accent, Daniel Boria quoted John F. Kennedy's moon speech and compared himself to the Wright brothers to explain why he tied over 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and floated four kilometres above Calgary, getting in the way of commercial aircraft and putting hundreds of lives at risk.

let's give this guy 26.5k

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

FLORIDACANADA UPDATE: 'Balloonatic' gets $26.5K fine for 'unconscionably stupid' lawn chair flight over Calgary

On July 5, 2015, Boria tied $13,000 worth of industrial-sized balloons to a Canadian Tire lawn chair and took to the skies to promote his cleaning company, with the plan to parachute into the Calgary Stampede chuckwagon races.

[. . .]

"It's pretty hard to take it seriously when you guys are asking me these questions based on me flying a lawn chair."

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
what the gently caress is a chuckwagon race

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



MariusLecter posted:

He also would have bags of fajita fat and grizzle to munch on all the time

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

PostNouveau posted:

Canada got its own Larry Walters?

Pretty Good: Larry Walters has a flying lawn chair and a BB gun

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Yinlock posted:

In a phony Boston accent, Daniel Boria quoted John F. Kennedy's moon speech and compared himself to the Wright brothers to explain why he tied over 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and floated four kilometres above Calgary, getting in the way of commercial aircraft and putting hundreds of lives at risk.

its true, we really dont win anymore :sad:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Work out theme of CSPAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0Om8v8H7g

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yeah I just watched that last night. That's how I knew the dude's name. It's pretty dope though.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

what the gently caress is a chuckwagon race

no idea, but he was determined to crash one

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

soon to be replaced by veggietales

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

muscles wont save u from the bombs

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

muscles wont save u from the bombs

how do you know, have you tried flexing at a bomb blast?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

soon to be replaced by veggietales

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah I just watched that last night. That's how I knew the dude's name. It's pretty dope though.

The ending is very :smithicide: though


Turdfuzz posted:

muscles wont save u from the bombs

Tell that to the incredible hulk :colbert:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Yinlock posted:

how do you know, have you tried flexing at a bomb blast?

one time yea

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Turdfuzz posted:

muscles wont save u from the bombs

You....are weak

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Turdfuzz posted:

muscles wont save u from the bombs

anime says otherwise

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



specifically jonah joestars excellent adventure

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvYLJBffNk

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
You can totally flex fallout away

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Chugging egg whites and doin my reps yeah gett in swole *kisses guns*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GobiasIndustries posted:

What's your average egg price per dozen?

About 1.19

Less if buying the 7.5 doz boxes from Sam's

If it was more I would probably scale back but I love eggs

Gaston is my ideal body type

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lindsey O. Graham posted:

you are reminding me so much of lurking on bodybuilding.com
i used to be into lifting and stuff, then...
i gave up
it was different in my day, we drank the eggs raw, then followed it with a beer, before jogging, and jump roping with bad shoes
then, we used barbells for lifting and consistently skipped what the kids today call 'leg day'

Raw eggs are dumb but Chucks are solid gold. If you skipped leg day what you did wasn't lifting, it was preening :smaug:

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

GobiasIndustries posted:

What's your average egg price per dozen?

Winco sells a flat of 30 eggs for like $4

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

my uncle raises chickens. two dozen free last week. :grin:

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