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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Utnayan posted:

WE CAN HAVE THAT IF YOU STOP BUYING THIS BULLSHIT.

SO START NOW AND PRAISE JESUS CHRIST.

Hey. Hey. Heyyyyy.

Hey I preordered this on day 1 of it being available to preorder via Origin. I think it was last year?

If you go through my posting history in this thread you'll see zero posts that praise anything about the game and pretty much everything is negative, critical.
That's my thing.

Didn't cancel my preorder. Not going to. Pretty sure what's there is something I'm still going to enjoy because I take nothing about it seriously.

Also even with all the bugs it has better shiny effects than my old C64 so yeah

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katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere
I've been watching some multiplayer today, I think I'm back on board.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

DancingShade posted:

Hey. Hey. Heyyyyy.

Hey I preordered this on day 1 of it being available to preorder via Origin. I think it was last year?

If you go through my posting history in this thread you'll see zero posts that praise anything about the game and pretty much everything is negative, critical.
That's my thing.

Didn't cancel my preorder. Not going to. Pretty sure what's there is something I'm still going to enjoy because I take nothing about it seriously.

Also even with all the bugs it has better shiny effects than my old C64 so yeah


That's the lowest loving bar, my friend. Like, Mac Walter's girlfriend in the midst of her likely daily tidal wave of depression has a life view and standards that are higher than that. Notby much, be because :lol: mac walters, but even so.

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

cams posted:

the sound positioning (there is probably a more accurate phrase for this) in multiplayer is by far my biggest complaint with the game. with headphones on gunshots i am hearing do not give any indication of their location. it's weird cause it sounds right sometimes but in other situations it is just weird.

utnayan i think you're for real and sane people don't care as much about video games as you do. literally get help.

I do care. Way too loving much. I always will. I always have.

Thanks for admitting I am for real. This little shitstain of an industry has gotten so loving bad beyond the awesome people that are put under the poo poo knife day after day for poo poo pay.


Seriously. Watch out for "FANS!". When the sane ones are saying "Hey fuckwads, those fans pay our loving bills!" But what the gently caress would they care. They aren't there, busting their rear end in a product they believe in because they had some foresight to create it. We get hosed on.

Now with this pile of poo poo, I will tell you this. You had some good people trying to do what they could do here. They were given JACK poo poo to work on the game they came to the drat company to work on in the first place! THE END RESULT IS WHAT YOU ARE SEEING NOW.

Cams, you are a good little poo poo :) Aside from this comedy era, a lot more is at play in thread bullshit thread than anyone can even imagine. Break out your tin foil folks. The same poo poo that I told you about 19 pages ago is now happening. Let's wait for my next probate. Maybe Louisgod can continue this bullshit when he was a mod back when he was paid to safeguard against this bullshit practice.

I love all goons. gently caress, I have been a goon since Ropekid was a loving Basic Text Programmer in the text adventure land.

DO NOT buy this poo poo.

And not because I am saying not too... I am saying please speak with your wallets because its all that fucks like Peter Moore will listen too.

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
Got a screenshot, finally. FRAPS hates MEA.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Utnayan posted:

I do care. Way too loving much. I always will. I always have.

Thanks for admitting I am for real. This little shitstain of an industry has gotten so loving bad beyond the awesome people that are put under the poo poo knife day after day for poo poo pay.


Seriously. Watch out for "FANS!". When the sane ones are saying "Hey fuckwads, those fans pay our loving bills!" But what the gently caress would they care. They aren't there, busting their rear end in a product they believe in because they had some foresight to create it. We get hosed on.

Now with this pile of poo poo, I will tell you this. You had some good people trying to do what they could do here. They were given JACK poo poo to work on the game they came to the drat company to work on in the first place! THE END RESULT IS WHAT YOU ARE SEEING NOW.

Cams, you are a good little poo poo :) Aside from this comedy era, a lot more is at play in thread bullshit thread than anyone can even imagine. Break out your tin foil folks. The same poo poo that I told you about 19 pages ago is now happening. Let's wait for my next probate. Maybe Louisgod can continue this bullshit when he was a mod back when he was paid to safeguard against this bullshit practice.

I love all goons. gently caress, I have been a goon since Ropekid was a loving Basic Text Programmer in the text adventure land.

DO NOT buy this poo poo.

And not because I am saying not too... I am saying please speak with your wallets because its all that fucks like Peter Moore will listen too.

its just a game

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Utnayan posted:

I do care. Way too loving much. I always will. I always have.

Thanks for admitting I am for real. This little shitstain of an industry has gotten so loving bad beyond the awesome people that are put under the poo poo knife day after day for poo poo pay.


Seriously. Watch out for "FANS!". When the sane ones are saying "Hey fuckwads, those fans pay our loving bills!" But what the gently caress would they care. They aren't there, busting their rear end in a product they believe in because they had some foresight to create it. We get hosed on.

Now with this pile of poo poo, I will tell you this. You had some good people trying to do what they could do here. They were given JACK poo poo to work on the game they came to the drat company to work on in the first place! THE END RESULT IS WHAT YOU ARE SEEING NOW.

Cams, you are a good little poo poo :) Aside from this comedy era, a lot more is at play in thread bullshit thread than anyone can even imagine. Break out your tin foil folks. The same poo poo that I told you about 19 pages ago is now happening. Let's wait for my next probate. Maybe Louisgod can continue this bullshit when he was a mod back when he was paid to safeguard against this bullshit practice.

I love all goons. gently caress, I have been a goon since Ropekid was a loving Basic Text Programmer in the text adventure land.

DO NOT buy this poo poo.

And not because I am saying not too... I am saying please speak with your wallets because its all that fucks like Peter Moore will listen too.
you should not be allowed to vote

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
Oh, and while I am at it, this is what happens when you have some dipshit mod trolling the Switch thread, when I get probated for calling out a poo poo piece of hardware without adding any value for the consumer.

"Take some time away. You're getting so worked up and I worry about your health. Also, take this time to ask your bosses at Nintendo to continue working on Metroid 4, please."

Police 911: "Something awful, an internet forum, was sued today because an internet poster was found dead of a heart attack posting the truth. Moderator VideoGames Stated: "I tried to help. He was obviously flailing away at his keyboard and having a heart attack so I decided to probate him for a week..... It just wasn't enough"

Jesus gently caress. Open your eyes my goon friends.


And holy gently caress all. Someone grab a defib. I have a keyboard and it is lighting up so I can type even faster than before in the dark.

Utnayan fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Mar 18, 2017

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Utnayan posted:

I do care. Way too loving much. I always will. I always have.

Thanks for admitting I am for real. This little shitstain of an industry has gotten so loving bad beyond the awesome people that are put under the poo poo knife day after day for poo poo pay.


Seriously. Watch out for "FANS!". When the sane ones are saying "Hey fuckwads, those fans pay our loving bills!" But what the gently caress would they care. They aren't there, busting their rear end in a product they believe in because they had some foresight to create it. We get hosed on.

Now with this pile of poo poo, I will tell you this. You had some good people trying to do what they could do here. They were given JACK poo poo to work on the game they came to the drat company to work on in the first place! THE END RESULT IS WHAT YOU ARE SEEING NOW.

Cams, you are a good little poo poo :) Aside from this comedy era, a lot more is at play in thread bullshit thread than anyone can even imagine. Break out your tin foil folks. The same poo poo that I told you about 19 pages ago is now happening. Let's wait for my next probate. Maybe Louisgod can continue this bullshit when he was a mod back when he was paid to safeguard against this bullshit practice.

I love all goons. gently caress, I have been a goon since Ropekid was a loving Basic Text Programmer in the text adventure land.

DO NOT buy this poo poo.

And not because I am saying not too... I am saying please speak with your wallets because its all that fucks like Peter Moore will listen too.

Hello welcome to a video game thread about a video game.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Fojar38 posted:

its just a game

Remember when nobody liked Clinton enough to vote for her over Trump and we lost Wisconsin and Michigan and them all? And now look who's president.

We could all just take a stand, if even for just a week or two, just enough to scare them into maybe looking inward and seeing what lazy pieces of deleterious shits they are, and maybe next time they'll do better. I mean, they won't. But maybe.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Drifter posted:

Remember when nobody liked Clinton enough to vote for her over Trump and we lost Wisconsin and Michigan and them all? And now look who's president.

We could all just take a stand, if even for just a week or two, just enough to scare them into maybe looking inward and seeing what lazy pieces of deleterious shits they are, and maybe next time they'll do better.

but the game is good why would we want to punish them

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Fojar38 posted:

but the game is good why would we want to punish them

But is it as good as it could be? $40 million and 5 years?

<>Yes it is
<>No, not at all-but I mean, sorta, yeah I guess it is
<>Yeah, I can see maybe it is.
<>*flirt*

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Well at least now I know Alex Jones is a goon.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Utnayan posted:

And holy gently caress all. Someone grab a defib. I have a keyboard and it is lighting up so I can type even faster than before in the dark.
I mean, you're throwing out multiple large effortposts in a fairly short window of time, using quite strong language. Maybe you're calmly sitting at your keyboard sipping tea, but it doesn't come off like that.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Drifter posted:

But is it as good as it could be? $40 million and 5 years?

<x>Yes it is
<>No, not at all-but I mean, sorta, yeah I guess it is
<>Yeah, I can see maybe it is.
<x>*flirt*

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

Fojar38 posted:

its just a game

I want to address this.

No. It isn't "Just a game".

Why? Because you obviously love playing games or why would you be here.

We all love games. All of us. Horizon Zero Dawn? loving awesome. Zelda? Awesome. Nier?

We are talking about something different here pal. We are talking about games, in the way you want to see them, or the way you WILL continue to see them if you support THIS PIECE OF poo poo. Because this piece of garbage will destroy the IP. Period.

PERIOD.

And for you, and me? Kids? Cousins? Grandkids? A space RPG with a great storyline? Set back by 5 years minimum because this bullshit owner(EA) slack jawed the development on Peter Moore's little internal development call stating "Release whatever. It will still sell and gently caress the IP"

Where are your awesome online POS journlists in this? Oh that's right. Those little fuckers like Gamespot that work for CBS get hosed if they say anything. So lets create "a REVIEW IN PROGRESS" if it gets below an 8 and stall that poo poo at least 5 days so they don't get hosed in the next exclusive preview.

Open your eyes.

Utnayan fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Mar 18, 2017

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

I mean, you're throwing out multiple large effortposts in a fairly short window of time, using quite strong language. Maybe you're calmly sitting at your keyboard sipping tea, but it doesn't come off like that.

I love tea. I also smoke an Ecig. It's a keyboard. Typing out the truth. It really doesn't take that much effort. Does it?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Drifter posted:

Remember when nobody liked Clinton enough to vote for her over Trump and we lost Wisconsin and Michigan and them all? And now look who's president.

Trump is good, though. ME:A might not be.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

I like you, you remind me of my brother. The one in the coma. Wanna go for a RYDE(r)????
*twerks flirtatiously*

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Number Ten Cocks posted:

Trump is good, though. ME:A might not be.

actually trump is bad, and mass effect andromeda is good

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Drifter posted:

I like you, you remind me of my brother. The one in the coma. Wanna go for a RYDE(r)????
*twerks flirtatiously*

*sticks tongue out and grins goofily, head begins to rapidly spin in circles as i fall through the floor*

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

Fojar38 posted:

actually trump is bad, and mass effect andromeda is good

ME:A is a pile of poo poo, and you know it.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Utnayan posted:

I love tea. I also smoke an Ecig. It's a keyboard. Typing out the truth. It really doesn't take that much effort. Does it?
Oh god I fell for a troll didn't I.

Good show, carry on.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Utnayan posted:

I want to address this.

No. It isn't "Just a game".

Why? Because you obviously love playing games or why would you be here.

Trolling, social isolation, and mental illness take up pretty big slices of the pie chart, tbh.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Utnayan posted:

ME:A is a pile of poo poo, and you know it.

i have already pledged approximately $70 to bioware as a reward for making a good game

cams
Mar 28, 2003


utnayan is just the version of everyone who posts in this thread who isn't lazy

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Fojar38 posted:

actually trump is bad, and mass effect andromeda is good

“When Bioware sends its games, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending games that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing bugs, they’re bringing fake dialog, they’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people.”

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

actually the game is probably going to sell pretty well because most people dont care about internet reviews (which aren't out yet and the professional first impressions have actually been pretty positive) or 4chan memes

Whether the game actually deserves it or not, word of mouth about ME:A seems pretty bad from the people I've encountered in real life - when I went to Gamestop to grab some Steam cards one of the cashiers was openly talking poo poo about it with customers, comparing it to NMS and telling people to cancel their preorders, something I've never heard happen before. Pre-release buzz is always ultra-superficial, and that cuts both ways; if the main thing a non-enthusiast knows about the game is that it looks janky in gif form and 'has a bunch of bugs' they are much less likely to buy it.

Ironically this is all unfolding right about the time that I've legitimately started enjoying it (or at least the multiplayer) and wanting more, so I can't even enjoy the spectacle of a AAA release being publicly lynched :( gently caress you for making me like your criminally underpolished game, Bioware.

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
I guarantee you I will get probated for what... 30 days this time? a year? Who the gently caress knows. We have developers here who have already PM'd me saying "Keep going you loving crazy fucker!"

And I know who they are. They are loving friends of mine.

Like I said, Snowden levels of poo poo storm heading out pretty drat soon. And not only will it call out every loving shill twitch idiot that had mods shut down all negative chat of a game because the publisher was paying them to promote it without their FCC regulated banner, it wont stop there.

Take this piece of poo poo game and give it back where it belongs. Where your wallet doesn't come out, and make Peter moore suck his own dick from that conference call 2 weeks ago.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
free utnayan

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

Whether the game actually deserves it or not, word of mouth about ME:A seems pretty bad from the people I've encountered in real life - when I went to Gamestop to grab some Steam cards one of the cashiers was openly talking poo poo about it with customers, comparing it to NMS and telling people to cancel their preorders, something I've never heard happen before


Way over-loving-due.

PM me the store number. I'll send the associate being paid dick all but doing the right thing by gamers because he cares, $100 right loving now.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

Whether the game actually deserves it or not, word of mouth about ME:A seems pretty bad from the people I've encountered in real life - when I went to Gamestop to grab some Steam cards one of the cashiers was openly talking poo poo about it with customers, comparing it to NMS and telling people to cancel their preorders, something I've never heard happen before. Pre-release buzz is always ultra-superficial, and that cuts both ways; if the main thing a non-enthusiast knows about the game is that it looks janky in gif form and 'has a bunch of bugs' they are much less likely to buy it.

Ironically this is all unfolding right about the time that I've legitimately started enjoying it (or at least the multiplayer) and wanting more, so I can't even enjoy the spectacle of a AAA release being publicly lynched :( gently caress you for making me like your criminally underpolished game, Bioware.

video game enthusiasts have a problem in that they assume people think out their video game purchases even a small fraction of the amount that they do

most people who are going to end up buying this havent seen a single wacky gif

and thats a good thing too because i would hate to be the kind of person who is turned away from a good game because of gifs

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Utnayan posted:

Way over-loving-due.

PM me the store number. I'll send the associate being paid dick all but doing the right thing by gamers because he cares, $100 right loving now.

send it to my paypal i will make sure it goes to the right people

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Drifter posted:

That's the lowest loving bar, my friend.

Oh I assure you I can go much lower than that.

I'm just too lazy to back up that statement.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
Guys, please join me in boycotting this terrible and lazy game, Mass Effect Andromeda.

*Modern Warfare 2 Steam Boycott Group jpg*

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!

Fojar38 posted:

video game enthusiasts have a problem in that they assume people think out their video game purchases even a small portion of the percent that they do

most people who are going to end up buying this havent seen a single wacky gif

and thats a good thing too because i would hate to be the kind of person who is turned away from a good game because of gifs

You are a piece of poo poo. Period.

Inform the customer they are buying a piece of garbage where an executive of the company said "gently caress our customers and let this IP burn and we can still turn a 200 mil profit"

This is a forum of Liberals correct? I am actually middle of the road when it comes to politics. But when is it ok for those evil corporations to take advantage of you in any other loving forum to be defined as complete Evil, but when the same drat thing happens with a gaming platform everyone turns a blind loving eye to it.

Oops. More truth.

gently caress, probate may turn into a year ban now.

Wait for it folks. Only a matter of time.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Yo for real though, gameplay question: how do I add augmentations in the development screen? I've got them in my inventory, I've got all the metals I need, I've done the research. When and where do I add the augs?

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
^^^ - you want to add augs? Did you even ask for this?

I really want to see Hedrigall melt down like this when he encounters the bug that prevents the romance flags from hitting on and can't get his sex scenes. :laugh:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Utnayan posted:

You are a piece of poo poo. Period.

Inform the customer they are buying a piece of garbage where an executive of the company said "gently caress our customers and let this IP burn and we can still turn a 200 mil profit"

This is a forum of Liberals correct? I am actually middle of the road when it comes to politics. But when is it ok for those evil corporations to take advantage of you in any other loving forum to be defined as complete Evil, but when the same drat thing happens with a gaming platform everyone turns a blind loving eye to it.

Oops. More truth.

gently caress, probate may turn into a year ban now.

Wait for it folks. Only a matter of time.

what happened over the past 24 hours that prompted this meltdown

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bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica
Will definitely pick it up at about $20.

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