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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I wonder what they think breathing does, exactly.

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Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

I wonder what they think breathing does, exactly.

He only needs air to talk. But without the ability to exposit about everything he does in a grandiose manner, he is powerless.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Maybe Kree go into hibernation when they don't have enough Kree-air?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cactus Jack posted:

Maybe Kree go into hibernation when they don't have enough Kree-air?

Spider-Man: What is Kree hibernation?
Rocket: They stop moving, breathing or reacting to stimuli, and their flesh slowly breaks down till only the skeleton is left behind.

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

Jerusalem posted:

Spider-Man: What is Kree hibernation?
Rocket: They stop moving, breathing or reacting to stimuli, and their flesh slowly breaks down till only the skeleton is left behind.

But when exposed to the right radiation band of Kirby Beams the skeleton gets back up so its okay

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

I wonder what they think breathing does, exactly.

Well he isn't wrong. He doesn't need the helmet to survive on Hala.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Cactus Jack posted:

Maybe Kree go into hibernation when they don't have enough Kree-air?

Rocket: Mary Jane, find the nearest meat processing facility on your google-a-tron!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

"He only needs the helmet to breathe earth's atmosphere, but if we throw him into space then he'll be out of this heavy atmosphere!"
"Of course."
Four days later
"Waitaminute, htere's no air in space!"

Spiderman once punched the incredible hulk into orbit, should be a piece of cake with Ronan.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Just punch him in the face a few times before you put that on. What's the harm?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Cactus Jack posted:

Maybe Kree go into hibernation when they don't have enough Kree-air?


Jerusalem posted:

Spider-Man: What is Kree hibernation?
Rocket: They stop moving, breathing or reacting to stimuli, and their flesh slowly breaks down till only the skeleton is left behind.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


MariusLecter posted:

Spiderman once punched the incredible hulk into orbit, should be a piece of cake with Ronan.

I'm struggling to imagine the adventures of Captain Newspaper Universe.

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
'He's a deader'? Did the writer think he was writing a line for Rocket?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!






Oh god let them please come back and he's actually dead because Rocket was lying.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Oh my god Rocket is going to bullshit his way to murder.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Don't trust his lies, Spidey!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

FredMSloniker posted:

'He's a deader'? Did the writer think he was writing a line for Rocket?

Spidey just started playing Planescape Torment.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bless you

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Spidey just started playing Planescape Torment.

How much jink do you think we can get for that deader from the Dusties, MJ?

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
:smuggo:

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
I really hope Rocket just takes 'unconscious' Ronan with him without anyone waking him up, to be able to preserve the idea that Rocket truly is just lying and Ronan is now dead.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

RandallODim posted:

I really hope Rocket just takes 'unconscious' Ronan with him without anyone waking him up, to be able to preserve the idea that Rocket truly is just lying and Ronan is now dead.

Yes! Weekend at Ronan's!

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Sentry will only respond to its master's commands, resulting in Rocket and NSM to marionette Ronan's body to Albuquerque. MJ will supply the voice.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

jyrque posted:

Sentry will only respond to its master's commands, resulting in Rocket and NSM to marionette Ronan's body to Albuquerque. MJ will supply the voice.

That's gonna be a real hassle when his strings get tangled.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Spiderman is gonna use the cosmibrick-on-a-stick to destroy the Sentry, and immediately afterwards, that kid who dissed him on the airplane.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

MJ, you're not supposed to look at the camera.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"He's a Deader?"

Is that some kind of 1920s lingo like when Spiderman was talking about Jameson's "Monthly Tariff" on his property?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I'm a little confused by Rocket's quotes around "AIR". Like... yes, air is a thing that every planet with gravity will have. It's not a novel concept.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Space Crabs posted:

"He's a Deader?"

Is that some kind of 1920s lingo like when Spiderman was talking about Jameson's "Monthly Tariff" on his property?

God help me, I think it's supposed to be a riff on "Accuser."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



rip ronan

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God Rocket you little poo poo :xd:

I hope Ronan had just enough strength left to see him do that before he's abandoned to die.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
Newspaper Spider-Man truly is a blessing and a joy.

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
So how long after they take off do you figure that helmet will roll back onto Ronan's head or something?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

FredMSloniker posted:

So how long after they take off do you figure that helmet will roll back onto Ronan's head or something?

Well, given that it's got a powerful electromagnet in it...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I'm going to print that second panel and hang it on my wall

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
MJ is really loving this.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I'm a little confused by Rocket's quotes around "AIR". Like... yes, air is a thing that every planet with gravity will have. It's not a novel concept.

I actually think it's pretty deft. The quotes imply that Ronan isn't breathing in the way we would understand it, he's just doing something analogous to breathing, which makes him passing out instead of asphyxiating make a little more sense.

Also I'm pretty sure air is more usually defined as specifically the mixture of gases in Earth's atmosphere, so it's correct in that sense too.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

davidspackage posted:

I'm going to print that second panel and hang it on my wall

I can't wait for it to get gifd and put along side naked cancan Rocket.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I cannot wait for the edits of it being Ronan's head

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Android Blues posted:

Also I'm pretty sure air is more usually defined as specifically the mixture of gases in Earth's atmosphere, so it's correct in that sense too.
I guess I can accept this. I just assumed "air" was synonymous with "atmosphere" in the Marvel-verse because they have actual space travel.

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