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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol guess which presidential candidate this guy supported

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Haha a vote of 43-0 :owned:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


The president of the united states is a man that once got severely dunked on by a puppet who lives in a garbage can

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






proof of concept posted:



The president of the united states is a man that once got severely dunked on by a puppet who lives in a garbage can

Why do you think he wants to defund PBS?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Usually politicians don't brag about murdering people

https://twitter.com/adamcancryn/status/842763734280036354

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Jose posted:

Usually politicians don't brag about murdering people

https://twitter.com/adamcancryn/status/842763734280036354

Are you kidding? Members of the GOP frantically masturbate to that thought every night.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

proof of concept posted:



The president of the united states is a man that once got severely dunked on by a puppet who lives in a garbage can

lol Joe Pesci should dust off the toupee

who knows it might even look better than Trump's regardless lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

haljordan posted:

Are you kidding? Members of the GOP frantically masturbate to that thought every night.

Not when people are listening to quote them

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

proof of concept posted:



The president of the united states is a man that once got severely dunked on by a puppet who lives in a garbage can

You realize that wasn't actually Donald trump right

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Trunko posted:

You realize that wasn't actually Donald trump right

lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
No I do not

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol Keith Richards threatened to pull a knife on Trump back in the day what is this loving reality lmbo

http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/03/keith-richards-once-pulled-a-knife-on-donald-trump/

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

lol Keith Richards threatened to pull a knife on Trump back in the day what is this loving reality lmbo

http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/03/keith-richards-once-pulled-a-knife-on-donald-trump/

lmao

Ultimately, Trump left the band’s press room, but not before “three shtarkers he’s with, in trench coats, two of them are putting on gloves and the other one is putting on brass knuckles.” Cohl said to he responded by calling the band’s head of security who “got 40 of the crew with tire irons and hockey sticks and screwdrivers.”

cnut
May 3, 2016

Another lol:

https://twitter.com/Inked1BNA/status/842992080896978944

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I'm confused, I had read that it was the Democrats who are pedophiles.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

turn off the TV posted:

I'm confused, I had read that it was the Democrats who are pedophiles.

no, stupid! the pizza is the pedophile. get it together!

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843088518339612673

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843090516283723776

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

aww i thought that was a typo but apparently "defense" is just an americanism. i was hoping for a practice/practise thing

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

quote:

This is not the first time Shortey made national news. Back in 2012, he proposed a bill banning human fetuses from being used in food, even though he admitted he did not know of any company in Oklahoma or elsewhere that was doing this.

:wtc:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol he's really upset about the press

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

gonadic io posted:

aww i thought that was a typo but apparently "defense" is just an americanism. i was hoping for a practice/practise thing

americans don't say practise either

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
President Donald trump is attempting to pull wholesale extortion on the most important member of the EU via public tweets. I guess he got over what had him so down in the dumps after his meeting with the leader of that country yesterday. Hmm, I wonder if he had the balls to say these things to her in person (lol no)

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


*increases defense budget

*complains we're paying too much in defense

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Germany is an actual competent country and can't be bullied like that but he is retarded and obv doesn't understand that

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

gonadic io posted:

aww i thought that was a typo but apparently "defense" is just an americanism. i was hoping for a practice/practise thing

yeah no if there's anything Trump can spell, it's the root word of "defensive"

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

proof of concept posted:

President Donald trump is attempting to pull wholesale extortion on the most important member of the EU via public tweets. I guess he got over what had him so down in the dumps after his meeting with the leader of that country yesterday. Hmm, I wonder if he had the balls to say these things to her in person (lol no)

I think I figured it out: Merkel had sex with Ivanka.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Germany should pay 75% of whatever sum DJ Trump dreams up and go "we learned how to do business from you"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/USARedOrchestra/status/842928092087799808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

lol Keith Richards threatened to pull a knife on Trump back in the day what is this loving reality lmbo

http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/03/keith-richards-once-pulled-a-knife-on-donald-trump/

I forget if it was CPAC or some other press event, but Trump left the stage to the Rolling Stone's "You Can't Always Get What You Want."

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Yea let's take the word of a conman who says whatever a person wants to hear, dumb bastard

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

Foxhound posted:

Germany should pay 75% of whatever sum DJ Trump dreams up and go "we learned how to do business from you"

oh please.
promise 50% then blow off paying until he leaves
then lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
"We can't pay NATO, we're under audit. Sorry"

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

I'll put $20 down he said nothing like that during their actual meeting lmao

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004



it me

cnut
May 3, 2016


LOL, does Trump even know what's in the bill?

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010

New York billionaire claims poor Alabamians are "his people"

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


there are already discussions in Europe about more military integration and a shared nuclear arsenal in reaction to Trump. problem is that no one knows what part of his incoherent drivel is just talk and what to take serious. will the US increase or decrease commitment? will anything happen at all?

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

cnut posted:

LOL, does Trump even know what's in the bill?

...No? Obviously? The slime can't read for poo poo.

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cnut
May 3, 2016


Yes.

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