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Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Sponge Baathist posted:

posted inline because all the indecency is implicit

Even Trump wouldn't grab at that!

# ? Mar 18, 2017 14:02

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:47

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Sponge Baathist posted:

posted inline because all the indecency is implicit

I think I'll park in the street, if it's the same to you.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 14:04

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I think I'll park in the street, if it's the same to you.

Show some respect! She's a veteran!

# ? Mar 18, 2017 15:39

wuffles: Apr 10, 2004

Solice Kirsk posted:

Show some respect! She's a veteran!

it looks like she was there for the battle of the bulge and lost

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:02

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

Show some respect! She's a veteran!

She was a comfort woman for all U.S personnel in Viet Nam for the duration of the war.

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treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

She was the comfort woman for all U.S personnel in Viet Nam for the duration of the war.

FTFY

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Seventh Arrow: Jan 26, 2005

wuffles posted:

it looks like she was there for the battle of the bulge and lost

Top Gunt

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:09

monny: Oct 20, 2008; dollar dollar bill, y'all

Aporkalypse Now

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:42

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Not the weirdest sex doll story I've seen but still AUG

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:46

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Yessss I live for this poo poo.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:49

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

beato posted:

Not the weirdest sex doll story I've seen but still AUG

Fans? Does he make let's plays?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:28

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

beato posted:

Not the weirdest sex doll story I've seen but still AUG

What an idiot. From one of the horrifying dollfucker threads I learned the dolls are repairable. Could have caulked that torn vag and it would be fine.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:55

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

I can't stop looking at the doll's waist.

Not sure why I'm focusing on that, of all things.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:03

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

RoboRodent posted:

I can't stop looking at the doll's waist.

Not sure why I'm focusing on that, of all things.

It's horrible?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:07

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Seventh Arrow posted:

Top Gunt

All Quiet on the Western Frontbutt

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:20

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

RoboRodent posted:

I can't stop looking at the doll's waist.

Not sure why I'm focusing on that, of all things.

With use, the internal reservoir steadily expands the waist into more realistic proportions.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:24

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cindy Shitbird posted:

All Quiet on the Western Frontbutt

Hamburger Hill

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:24

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Hamburger Hill

Foodtruck At The Gates.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:27

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Panfilo posted:

With use, the internal reservoir steadily expands the waist into more realistic proportions.

Just like a real woman! :haw:

# ? Mar 18, 2017 20:47

monny: Oct 20, 2008; dollar dollar bill, y'all

Ularg posted:

Foodtruck At The Gates.

Jacob's Larder

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Jam With Seeds: Dec 20, 2008

quote:

I got mad and threw it away after cutting it up

# ? Mar 18, 2017 21:58

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Huh I had somehow skipped that last image. It really changes the whole thing, doesn't it?

# ? Mar 18, 2017 22:11

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Hot content

# ? Mar 18, 2017 22:23

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

skeemon posted:

Hot content

That pillow is amazing. :allears:

# ? Mar 19, 2017 01:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Is the other side naked?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 01:29

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is the other side naked?

No, he keeps his socks+sandals on just in case.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 01:53

genetic_knockout: May 8, 2007; Who's a good boy

Yeah...when I read that I immediately thought at least it was a doll and not an actual woman. I'm guessing that (hopefully) he doesn't actually interact with actual flesh and bone women very often, and that is probably best for everyone

:smith:

# ? Mar 19, 2017 02:16

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

skeemon posted:

Hot content

These own and I want one.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 02:22

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Remember that story about a mirror with a girl's reflection in it and it ends with her tricking the main character into taking her place in the mirror and being trapped there. I think we're seeing a modern adaption of that fairy tale.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 02:24

Spiderjelly: Aug 22, 2006; Sign of evil.

skeemon posted:

Hot content

Amazing. Could only be better if she were in a school girl outfit.

Spiderjelly has a new favorite as of 02:59 on Mar 19, 2017

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Spiderjelly posted:

Sponge Baathist posted:

posted inline because all the indecency is implicit

Amazing. Could only be better if she were in a school girl outfit.

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

skeemon posted:

Hot content

Lyfe Hax, Sqd Glz, #

# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:34

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

monny posted:

Jacob's Larder

Fatoon

# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:36

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

We Were Boners

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

BigglesSWE posted:

We Were Boners

No.

Not even if I was young.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:17

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

I didn't think this would fit in the "poo poo that didn't happen" thread because it probably happened, but I wanted to share it somewhere.

quote:

It was superbowl sunday, everyone was out watching the game leaving our restaurant nearly empty. We had the occasional customer rolling through allowing us to have some conversations while we wait for their food. My task was taking orders over the headset with my friends also listening in on my lane. One of them (I'll call him jim) was listening because he was training to use the headset so I was listening in on him then we switched tasks; the other (call him joe) was listening in because- well I don't know why Joe was listening. Anyways, I hear a beep.

Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you?

So our headset system is really old and sometimes people's orders come across completely unintelligible.

'I'll hfeve a lrgaw coene'

'I'm sorry, could you repe at that?'

'I'LL HFEVE A LRGAW COENE,' The customer reiterated angrily.

'A large cone? I'm sorry but we only have one size of cone.' I said as I rang up a cone. Suddenly, much more clear, the customer yelled across the speaker.

'NO A LARGE COKE! GOD YOU'RE STUPID!'

'I'm sorry, sometimes these headsets are really bad.'

'Yeah, yeah, whatever,' replied the custo mer as she drove to the next window.

My brain racing, I knew I had to get some kind of revenge so without fully constructing my plan, I rushed to the window that accepts payment and changed the order to a small coke. I said to the cashier

'That's a large coke.'

'No? That's a small coke.'

'Trust me, that's a large coke, don't give the customer the receipt.'

E ventually he realized some sort of vengeance was underway and took her order as if it was a large coke. I quickly run back to my station where the machine made the small coke. Still thinking on my feet I empty it into a large cup then lid it. Joe points out that is a stupid plan as the customer will instantly know something's up. I then get the best idea of my life and fill the rest of the cup wit h ice.

Joe and I are dying of laughter and can't risk tipping off the customer so I hand the drink to Jim who was impressively able to contain himself. I watched the customer take a sip and my stomach sank; I thought I had been found out... Then she left with her 'large' coke and that same rude expression.

Icing on the cake: I told my manager and she gave me a fist bump

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:30

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

I could just take off my clothes in front of the mirror if I want to see something that pathetic.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:35

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

If I wanted revenge on a customer I could just tip them over or leave them somewhere nowhere close to their gate or wherever they have to go.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:37

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Not nearly passive aggressive enough.

I once gave a rude customer room temperature chardonnay.

Room temperature.

Yuck.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:41

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Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

EmmyOk posted:

I could just take off my clothes in front of the mirror if I want to see something that pathetic.

You are awesome.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:54

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