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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
not to scale if you're on mobile

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

My dick is this big: 8================================D~

My dick is within one standard deviation of the mean.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Lumpy the Cook posted:

No one said anything about you...? You seem kind of insecure.

I'm trying to inspire lumpy people like you! You can do it friend.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I'm short, successful, have a beautiful wife and was very prolific in the dating world before I settled down.

*stadium full of people applauds*

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Baloogan posted:

im a lumberjack looking motherfucker

you're a duck

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
I'm sexy as hell but my horrible personality drives people away. :smith:

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


im a sexy hunk irl, unfortunately i literally cannot say anything other than "come on cohaagen, you got what you want. give these people air" in real life, a very rare congenital birth defect

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I look pretty much exactly like this

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

R. Guyovich posted:

*stadium full of people applauds*

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Baloogan posted:

im a lumberjack looking motherfucker

I look like JEB! if he was blonde and had the exact opposite body composition.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Soiled Meat

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

My dick is this big: 8================================D~

According to my tape measure that is about three inches.


I envy you

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

steinrokkan posted:

According to my tape measure that is about three inches.


I envy you

Me too. My biggest fetish is Small Penis Humiliation, but I'm cursed with a giant dick.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im, uh, gay

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


Nice ta meetcha
:grin:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I'm short, successful, have a beautiful wife and was very prolific in the dating world before I settled down.

I say the same thing to myself in the mirror every morning, too.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


there was an entire gbs thread on this show

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

I say the same thing to myself in the mirror every morning, too.

Rather than use it as a mantra, make it a reality, like I did!

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Rather than use it as a mantra, make it a reality, like I did!

You made yourself short? Why would you do that?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Munchables posted:

You made yourself short? Why would you do that?

That was a coin flip.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Nonsense posted:

there was an entire gbs thread on this show

what is it i just got this image

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I look like JEB! if he was blonde and had the exact opposite body composition.

Maybe you should have been running for President?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

R. Guyovich posted:

*stadium full of people applauds*

Mao said that during a struggle session and that's how he became chairman

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Rather than use it as a mantra, make it a reality, like I did!

Real talk I'm already doing pretty well on that front and just wanted to rib you a bit.

But it's nice to know you stand in solidarity with fellow manlets! :gbsmith:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

If you can't get women due to your height, it's got nothing to actually do with your height.

Unless you're like, Mini Me size.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Wheeee posted:

If you can't get women due to your height, it's got nothing to actually do with your height.

Unless you're like, Mini Me size.

Wisdom. But even Verne Troyer has done well all things considered.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i bet verne troyer has a massive hog tho

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Mao said that during a struggle session and that's how he became chairman

Mao was like the tallest dude in the CCP. Say what you will about the Helmsman but he was no manlet.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Dreddout posted:

I say the same thing to myself in the mirror every morning, too.

two hours including wind down every morning

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lol gently caress

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm not under 24 but I can't say an equality-themed ad has made me engage with a product line any further than saying "alright good for them." I do know that anti-equality stances by representatives of a brand will lead me to not support them, but very rarely has it gone the other way.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

I'm not under 24 but I can't say an equality-themed ad has made me engage with a product line any further than saying "alright good for them." I do know that anti-equality stances by representatives of a brand will lead me to not support them, but very rarely has it gone the other way.

Yeah I am also immune to advertising

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


There is nothing stupider than someone who thinks they are immune to advertising.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i view all brands as hostile threats bent on enslaving me.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i view all brands as hostile threats bent on enslaving me.

:hai:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i view all brands as hostile threats bent on enslaving me.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

I'm not under 24 but I can't say an equality-themed ad has made me engage with a product line any further than saying "alright good for them." I do know that anti-equality stances by representatives of a brand will lead me to not support them, but very rarely has it gone the other way.

Because advertising is about making the viewer consciously and deliberately say "Yes, now I am going to buy your product."

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Equality ad in blue states, Football ad in red states. Target your digital marketing with Google.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cheerios' beloved mascot, Buzz the Bee, has disappeared from the boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios to serve as a stark reminder that the world's bee population is gradually nearing its end.

"Buzz is missing because there's something serious going on with the world's bees. Bee populations everywhere have been declining at an alarming rate, and that includes honeybees like Buzz," posted Cheerios.

The removal of Buzz the Bee from its cereal package also promotes Cheerios' call-to-action. The company teamed up with Veseys Seed to send out 100 million wildflower seeds. Cheerios is encouraging people to plant the seeds to help the bees restore their normal population.

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Blue Train posted:

The removal of Buzz the Bee from its cereal package also promotes Cheerios' call-to-action. The company teamed up with Veseys Seed to send out 100 million wildflower seeds. Cheerios is encouraging people to plant the seeds to help the bees restore their normal population.

Those seed packets included invasive plants.

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