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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Paulocaust posted:

Dean Ambrose is so wacky! What's he gonna do next!!! Probably forget to sell a finisher and wrestle like sloppy poo poo but who knows!!!! (He's like the joker)

Be entertaining.

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Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jack Anderson posted:

Be entertaining.

Who? Me? Or Dean Ambrose? Because friendo, you're gonna be disappointed either way.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Is everyone in the thread just assuming that no one washed the belt after. Like, Paige just puts it away with dried up cum all over it and fans handling it the next day are all 'wow, the belt is kind of crusty' and she's all 'yeah that's just the gold plating heheheheh'

I mean she's pretty loving carny and all but come on

Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of all those little grooves because I've got some pictures of my keyboard I could show you

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Erebus posted:

Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of all those little grooves because I've got some pictures of my keyboard I could show you

Don't need to ask for permission

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Paulocaust posted:

Who? Me? Or Dean Ambrose? Because friendo, you're gonna be disappointed either way.

No please, tell me more about how Dean Ambrose is cancer.

Also wrestlers in general shouldn't put title belts anywhere near their mouths. It's like chewing on a penny, it could have been in someones rear end for all you know.

Glass Punkbull 141 fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Mar 19, 2017

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealsarayaK/status/843298765033394176

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jack Anderson posted:

No please, tell me more about how Dean Ambrose is cancer.

He's so loving edgy! Unlike that tryhard Dean Ambrose.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Consequences will never be the same ✔️️

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

DangerDummy! posted:

I was at the Raw house show in Syracuse last night and Woods didn't come out with the rest of New Day. Did this have to do with The Troubles?

Also, I got to watch a stage director have a nuclear loving meltdown because the giant Booty-Os box wouldn't fully inflate. It was awesome.

Dawg I was at a house show where the Booty Os didnt fully inflate too. Also this funny dad did not like the New Day even,though his son was rabid for them because,he thought their,namr was Booty Os.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Interesting precedent set by the Kurt Eichenwald case.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Marquis de Pyro posted:

What's he gonna do next? Well, it involves the intercontinental title belt

I'll be honest, I read that as interracial title belt at first.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Forceholy posted:

I dunno, what do the devoutly religious athletes do?

Probably have wild sex like everyone else. My favourite olympic sex facts are that it averages to 42 condoms per athlete, and that there's at least one guy who's job is to go around with a bag full of condoms handing them out constantly.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Wazzu posted:

Probably have wild sex like everyone else. My favourite olympic sex facts are that it averages to 42 condoms per athlete, and that there's at least one guy who's job is to go around with a bag full of condoms handing them out constantly.

Hope Solo has a huge gash but there's no way I wouldn't go there just for the stories I could tell.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope they change Paige's theme song to:

Whooooaaa

Shoot the cum right in my eye

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

:nws: https://twitter.com/SCOTTHALLNWO/status/843155092815712257 :nws:

lol

There's a nice face full of Mad Ox cum on Paige in that tweet. How do you embed tweets here?

e: oh nm, it just doesn't show in Preview

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Mar 19, 2017

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

a w aht

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I popped a NWS tag on that link, since as Barreft notes in the replies somebody has posted a nws image, and it's probably not the type of thing you want to have to explain to your Boss.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Strawberry Panda posted:

Interesting precedent set by the Kurt Eichenwald case.

Eichenwald was designed to give him seizures, not the same kind of thing.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

nice

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Jerusalem posted:

I popped a NWS tag on that link, since as Barreft notes in the replies somebody has posted a nws image, and it's probably not the type of thing you want to have to explain to your Boss.

Oh poo poo sorry. I was only thinking of the Hall tweet, thanks J-Ru

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

lmao wtf is this:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/843235615730810880

e: Obvious the comments are what I mean. Can this really be a coincidence. lol

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OldTennisCourt posted:

Is your gimmick having the most breathtakingly awful opinions about wrestling ever

thats my gimmick

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008

Astro7x posted:

Charlotte had it, then they switched it to that new modern Network logo version. At most, the cum title was around from June '13-Aug '14 when they did the full switch

so who's currently holding the Linear Cummed-On Championship belt

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Triple-Kan posted:

so who's currently holding the Linear Cummed-On Championship belt

bray cums on his belt daily dont know why they havent addressed it in promos lately but he definitely said "sister abigail, heh, sister abigail man... she told me... she said BRAY WYATT... bray... man you gotta cum on your belts"

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

i wonder if xavier calls it a rusty francesca

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Barreft posted:

Hope Solo has a huge gash but there's no way I wouldn't go there just for the stories I could tell.

The Angriest Vagina.

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you

Barreft posted:

:nws: https://twitter.com/SCOTTHALLNWO/status/843155092815712257 :nws:

lol

There's a nice face full of Mad Ox cum on Paige in that tweet. How do you embed tweets here?

e: oh nm, it just doesn't show in Preview

Dammit Scott Hall

Not sure if he's being serious or a massive dick I hope it's the later because if not he's a loving idiot lol

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

OldTennisCourt posted:

because he's part of a family friendly team and all

one of the first New Day catchphrases was a reference to eating rear end

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Don't buy that the company gifts them new belts every time a title changes hands. No way.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

DangerDummy! posted:

My daughter was bummed Woods didn't show because she thinks he's hysterical. I would hate to think the poor guy was too humiliated to do his thing or whatever.

He was being watched the whole time by Brad Maddox with a camera. Can you blame him? However, he did show in the beginning of the video. It was nice.

I agree, he would have probably performed better if pervy Brad had not been in the room.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

VoLaTiLe posted:

Dammit Scott Hall

Not sure if he's being serious or a massive dick I hope it's the later because if not he's a loving idiot lol

Scott Hall does not give, and never has given, a single gently caress.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


ICHIBAHN posted:

Don't buy that the company gifts them new belts every time a title changes hands. No way.

They resell the cummie belts on WWE Shop as "replica" belts

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
That's not the kind of reproduction I was looking for TBH

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
For what its worth, only Paige and POSSIBLY Charlotte could have held the belt that was jizzed on, because after that, they changed the belt to reflect the new WWE logo (it still had the scratch logo at the time).

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

AsInHowe posted:

Eichenwald was designed to give him seizures, not the same kind of thing.

Lol if you think Eichenwald is telling the truth. Guy sued his own mother over inheritance money then used some of said money to pay a child porn site. Then used his seizures as an excuse for why he couldn't remember paying said site. Guy is grade A scum.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
^----Wait, what on earth are you talking about? The dude's wiki's only mention of anything remotely close to that is an article he wrote on that sort of site which he got an ethics award for and then later it came out he paid the dude running the site for info for the story. That happened back in 2005. Where in the world are you getting the idea that he blamed the seizure for it?


From Tumblr so take it with a pinch of salt:

https://coolnightbreeze.tumblr.com/ posted:


Sometimes I look through 4chan because you find some #goodcontent and last night I stumbled upon the board for the assholes who are leaking the nudes. Turns out those sick freaks are leaking every woman’s private images and videos because “They don’t deserve a Wrestlemania and that Daniel Bryan started it when he announced the Alexa Bliss vs the Smackdown women’s roster match. Women shouldn’t dominate wrestling, so we’ll ruin their careers for them so they do not have to.”

OldTennisCourt fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Mar 19, 2017

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Would the creepy weirdos who buy all that ring used gear at auction pay more for Paige's title belt now or does the presence of mangravy devalue it

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ICHIBAHN posted:

Don't buy that the company gifts them new belts every time a title changes hands. No way.

I trained at a former WWE guy's gym and he still had all his replica belt he had won.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
That sounds like a tumblr post

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Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OldTennisCourt posted:

^----Wait, what on earth are you talking about? The dude's wiki's only mention of anything remotely close to that is an article he wrote on that sort of site which he got an ethics award for and then later it came out he paid the dude running the site for info for the story. That happened back in 2005. Where in the world are you getting the idea that he blamed the seizure for it?





I mean if you wanna defend a guy that sent money under fake names multiple times to those kinds of sites and then lied about it, said he couldn't remember, but also that it was for "research" which is the same convenient excuse Pete Townsend made, then I mean, go right ahead lol.

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