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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Avshalom posted:

sorry for being so abrupt about it! i'm used to people arguing with me so i kind of take a confrontational tone straight off the bat, but then you didn't so i just looked mean

its np i didn't take it hard, i like to learn things :unsmith:

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Rip eff

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
noooo i jinxed him

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Excuse me, but these are clearly dinosaurs

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/heyitsbrynanana/status/842816078971617280

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
lol

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm adding to my arikive and



what the gently caress sort of handshake is that

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
look at putin's expression lmao

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Avshalom posted:

i'm adding to my arikive and



what the gently caress sort of handshake is that

posing for a pink floyd album cover

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax


hahahaha

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
you saucy devil!!!

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
sergey kislyak is a contender but arik is still the king of jolly mushroom men

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Putin's been in power for so long, now. Ever since Yeltsin. Y'all remember Yeltsin? Now that was a fun Russian leader. Barely functioning alcoholic, not a weird, creepy teetotaler.

Edit:

Avshalom posted:

sergey kislyak is a contender but arik is still the king of jolly mushroom men

Counterpoint:

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Mar 19, 2017

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
who the hell is that, aa



i am absolutely the guy in the middle

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax


i love you, ariel

i love you

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Avshalom posted:

who the hell is that, aa

Boris "Jolly" Yeltsin, of course.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
wanna tug those jowls

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
wtf is that seriously what yeltsin looked like, i was sure i'd seen a photo of him before and he was never so... jolly



it seems putin is equal-opportunity in his utter disdain

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Avshalom posted:

wtf is that seriously what yeltsin looked like, i was sure i'd seen a photo of him before and he was never so... jolly

It's like you don't even remember the '90s. :sad:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i was but a child.



LITTLE PLUM

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Avshalom posted:

look at putin's expression lmao



the handshake burns his unholy skin

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
the touch of the jew

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
how i long to feel the touch of the jew on my innermost parts

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
doughy against my loathsome breasts, sweating on my intimate skin

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Avshalom posted:

how i long to feel the touch of the jew on my innermost parts

Surely there must be qualifying Jews in your vicinity.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
kiss me ariel! fill me with your child! oh i love you so much, my holy ghost, my little honey bun

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Surely there must be qualifying Jews in your vicinity.
no. australia isn't like america, where even small rural towns can be guaranteed to have one or two jewish families. there are no jews outside the capital cities, at all

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
put your noodle in my kugel you jowly beast

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
gently caress ME YOU DEAD BASTARD

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
anoint my naked breasts

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't have a drop of English blood in my body. Which reminds me, it might be time to feed again. :drac:

anglo is a state of mind

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Avshalom posted:

how i long to feel the touch of the jew on my innermost parts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc&t=94s

I mean, you're close enough at this point.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Thin Privilege posted:

Also the host uses the diminutive девочки (girls) instead of женщины (adult women *includes respect when saying this) when the host tells them to stop fighting even though theyre all 20-50 so it realistically should be женщины imo but its trash tv so whatever i guess?
nah, that can also be a way to compliment them looking you, it's not uncommon amongst familiar people

Jesus Horse
Feb 24, 2004

Iron fist is such poo poo 💩💩💩the defenders is going to be a🚂 💥

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Thin Privilege posted:

FYI this is about a gypsy 19 year old woman who is supposed to marry a 14 year old boy (lots of horrible details i wont get into). Gypsy is important in context.

*e: pics of him holding AK-47s are provided plenty-ly. He looks like a loving baby. And then the story. Ok I'm sorry I'm bringing this into this thread, if there's a better thread for this please tell me.
there's gbs eastern europe thread, but its up to you where you want it to be, this is a chat thread after all

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/SWNBI/status/842048863980535809

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Hey. You should read this incredibly long series of tweets by @spookperson about this Roger Stone photo.



https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/842135767363203072

And then, assuming you gave up partway through or are impatient, you should click here

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Mar 19, 2017

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Lurdiak posted:

Hey. You should read this incredibly long series of tweets by @spookperson about this Roger Stone photo.



https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/842135767363203072

And then, assuming you gave up partway through or are impatient, you should click here
thanks, evil dickeye

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Oh gently caress off with that poo poo.

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