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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

actually I think it was more like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Just to point this out: http://www.texasranchsales.info/maps/mrb_24X24.pdf

If they build the wall on the US side of the Rio it's gonna be a lol.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


If you ever had any doubt about that loving wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

turn off the TV posted:

Just to point this out: http://www.texasranchsales.info/maps/mrb_24X24.pdf

If they build the wall on the US side of the Rio it's gonna be a lol.

So much surface area , unless you cede land to Mexico to make a nice smooth border

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jel Shaker posted:

So much surface area , unless you cede land to Mexico to make a nice smooth border

Oh boy, Texas will love that.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


His whole face squints and it's is gross as poo poo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
trumps a chuck tingle-esque manifestation of having an eye booger

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


lol I wasn't sure which was which for a second there

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

One of my favorite lols lately has been people saying "well I'll give him a chance" or "I'm still observing before I make a judgement" and I'm like lol wut at what point will you decide you've seen enough to say that this guy is a real Bad Hombre?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:trumppop:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

haha

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lil Peeler posted:

One of my favorite lols lately has been people saying "well I'll give him a chance" or "I'm still observing before I make a judgement" and I'm like lol wut at what point will you decide you've seen enough to say that this guy is a real Bad Hombre?

http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-still-undecided-voters-help-we-cant-get-ou-54600

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


Hmmm well the bedroom is on fire but I'll wait and see if it puts itself out before I dial 911 I mean I don't know everything at this point...

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The republicans heard the Dead Kennedys song "Kill the Poor" and were like yeah that's a solid idea

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Soup IS good food!

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
So is cat food. And that's what every member of Generation X and the Millenials will get if they make it to retirement age in Barron Trump's America.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
lol

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Trump Nutrient Paste Dispensers

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Holy poo poo lmao

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

The dude is the literal president of the most powerful country on Earth. Dude's got a poo poo ton of cash. Dude hasn't broken himself down and become a dead gay alcoholic on a dead gay forum.

Dude has done something right. Even if he is a Cheeto.

He's a Kardashian except instead of a sex tape causing his rise to fame it was inheriting billions of dollars and being a jackass.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


scrubs season six posted:

He's a Kardashian except instead of a sex tape causing his rise to fame it was inheriting billions of dollars and being a jackass.

Ew, I just threw up in my mouth imagining a trump sex tape.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It would almost definitely be rapey as hell

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Vegetable posted:

It would almost definitely be rapey as hell

i think it'd be more like some hookers pretending to enjoy it for a few minutes, and/or pissing all over him while he moans around. he doesn't have the stamina to get rapey i dont think

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TontoCorazon posted:

Ew, I just threw up in my mouth imagining a trump sex tape.

People who "commit suicide" become civil servants in the afterlife.

Enjoy that loving thought.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

TontoCorazon posted:

Ew, I just threw up in my mouth imagining a trump sex tape.

I'm on the fence. Heh.

On one hand I'd like to see Ivanka naked, but on the other I'm not into incest or water sports.

Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Mar 20, 2017

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

the afterlife.

lmao

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Vegetable posted:

It would almost definitely be pissy as hell

FTFY

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Can you imagine the honking and braying coming from our presidents boudoir during his urgent and emptying act of loving the person whose job it is to hold his hand when he walks down stairs?

red19fire
May 26, 2010

I wonder what the chances are that Melanie will cause a scandal by getting caught plowing one of her secret service staff in the ivory tower in NYC. Because she can't stand to be near easy D if she can avoid it.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

can't believe I missed this lol: White House accidentally emails out satire piece to tout benefits of budget

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-18/donald-trump-white-house-emails-satire-piece-touting-budget/8366356

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001




A classic from last year

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

r u ready to WALK posted:



A classic from last year

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


We live in a time where I'd actually prefer the corinthian as president of the USA lmao.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Son of Rodney posted:

We live in a time where I'd actually prefer the corinthian as president of the USA lmao.

Eye eating hobbies aside, I think he's pretty charismatic and has his thoughts together which is more than I can say for president of the United States Donald Trump

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Cross posting a republican lol:

Scathach posted:

Some GOP peeps refused to show up to a town hall meeting, so the organizers put suits on stage for people to yell at.


Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SniperWoreConverse posted:

who exactly was it said meals on wheels doesn't get results?

Renegade cop: "It doesn't get results"

*shoots grandma*

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Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
i actively ignore the news during the work day, so it's exciting to know that by the time I come home, an atrocity could have been committed, or a blunder occurs that would normally force someone into retirement but just kinda gets tolerated

lol :) (no crying)

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