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A Wizard of Goatse posted:post, duh I'd prolly melt down if my grandmother robbed me for my honeymoon money
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:01 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 23:49 |
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I'm feeling like the ideal outcome here, mental-healthwise, is that the OP "finds" a chewed-up cash box poking out of a nearby raccoon den, your family is fiiiine it was our silly forest friends all along! Grandma, unrelatedly, falls off a bridge with no witnesses around a week later.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:03 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:I (26F) think my boyfriend (26M) watches too much game of thrones as he's asked me to not hang out with my twin bro (26M) too much, Reddit what do you think of this situation and what do you think I should do? Relationships Her writing style is terrible, but dancing with her brother was a hilarious way to break it off with her pathetic, insecure boyfriend. It's too bad the people who most deserve this kind of fuckery are the most likely to snap and get violent.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:12 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:pretty sure I had this neighbor back when she'd call in everyone standing on the sidewalk as a drug dealer So what were you carrying in the bag?
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:14 |
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Some new ones, because I think people keep posting the same year+ old stories again and again. This guy saw this on a soap opera. I [22M] caught my sister-in-law[26F] making out with my middle brother[24M] and I don't know if I should get involved in this or stay away? quote:I am the youngest of three brothers. My oldest brother Mark[27M] has been married for the last 3 years to his wife Adriana and they recently had a baby. I was away for the last 2 months, busy with university and I couldn't see my newborn niece so over the weekend I figured I'd go and visit them.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:20 |
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Time to do some soul-searching and figure out which brother you like better, given that one day the middle one might gently caress your wife.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:24 |
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lol if you don't keep itemized receipts in your relationship. I [26M] am picking up my things from my ex [20F] later today, but I'm paying for them? quote:I've removed this person completely from my life over the last several months through therapy and support from friends. When she broke up with me, I let her keep the PS4 "we" purchased because of my delusions.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:25 |
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On the grand scheme of things, I reckon a fully decked out PS4 is more on the "getting off easy" side of the severing from horrible people scale. Another one for the "Math makes me sad" compilation: Wife spending too much time with new guy friend quote:15 points 57 comments submitted 4 years ago by throwaway836579 to r/relationships
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:49 |
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Dont knock up 19 year olds then marry them at 6 months pregnant. I know this seems like a lot to ask, but trust me the effort is worth it.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:06 |
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Barudak posted:Dont knock up 19 year olds then marry them at 6 months pregnant. I know this seems like a lot to ask, but trust me the effort is worth it. He knocked up an 18 year old.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:14 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:On the grand scheme of things, I reckon a fully decked out PS4 is more on the "getting off easy" side of the severing from horrible people scale. At least he separated already instead of posting the usual dumbfuck passive-voice "hay guys is it slightly possible that my wife may be cheating on me a little bit?" after she was out loving some guy every night for a week. I guess he's getting what he deserves for knocking up a teenager, though.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:14 |
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[23m] bastard curious about father whom mother hates beyond reasonquote:submitted 3 years ago by mtnfgbdfsvd
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:16 |
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How is the sperm donor not in prison for attempted murder?
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:26 |
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zakharov posted:How is the sperm donor not in prison for attempted murder? Same way he kept getting visitation rights. Because it's probably poo poo that didn't happen.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:27 |
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Maybe the "bomb" was like, fireworks He was mentally ill after all, he probably goofed it
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:28 |
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lotta places got reeeeal hick-rear end police departments the 'poison food=unsupervised visitation' thing sounds like it's just BS from crazy mom tho
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:32 |
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The last couple of paragraphs indicate he might not be the crazy parent. Or at least not the only one.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:33 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I am pro commando-style grandma raid. I'm loving with you there. I'd be staking out her house and when she leaves turn the whole place over. If it's not there then the next target is her unattended purse. I mean, gently caress she's an only lady. I'm not about to get scammed out of 2 grand by a loving old lady
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:34 |
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Zzulu posted:Maybe the "bomb" was like, fireworks haha holy poo poo scroll down to the OP's comments
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:39 |
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quote:generousheart 37 points 3 years ago Hey-loving-YO!
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:43 |
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What the gently caress "He only carbombed my family a little guys, come on"
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:43 |
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yeah but like, mom hosed with his car first. You don't gently caress with a man's car
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:46 |
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why the gently caress is this guy even curious about his murderously insane dad
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:46 |
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Ah yes this seems like a good guy to trust and who definitely shouldn't be in jail Mom's no peach either but still
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:46 |
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Sounds like he hates his pathological liar mom so much that he is giving his biological father way, way too much of the benefit of the doubt.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:47 |
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You gotta admit though, murder hobo dad probably has some seriously kickass stories to tell.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:49 |
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A tasty recipe: Marinite 2 lbs. pork chops overnight in olive oil, crushed garlic, mustard seed and lemon juice Place pork chops on hood of your ex-wife's station wagon Detonate carbomb
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:50 |
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We've got a car bomb defender in those comments
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:54 |
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Clark Nova posted:A tasty recipe:
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:55 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:why the gently caress is this guy even curious about his murderously insane dad Im just lobbing it out here but given this guy's lineage he may not be very far from exposing his own murder plots against himself.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:56 |
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he's going to get his mom murdered
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:11 |
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:he's going to get his mom murdered Well, yeah, but at least he got a pork chop recipe out of the deal.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:16 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Well, yeah, but at least he got a pork chop recipe out of the deal. she shouldn't have hosed with him first!
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:18 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Night terrors are awful, I get them if I'm extremely stressed. I wind up hallucinating and think I see spiders which is unsettling enough but Christ if I thought I saw a ghost I'd want to call a priest too. My night terrors finally went away for a few reasons. CPAP machine for sleep apnea, finally discovering that night terrors were a thing and that other people had them etc., getting sober, going to therapy regularly and learning how to not hate myself. I've had the purely auditory ones, or the ones with abstract light and color poo poo, as well as the "totally awake, paralyzed, being menaced by an utterly evil presence," ones. After I learned about night terrors, I had one a few days later, where I was paralyzed while the Grim Reaper stood over me in my room. At some point, I realized what was going on and I mostly became an observer of an intensely uncomfortable experience. I still felt and saw the absolute evil presence of the being over me, but I wasn't afraid any longer. When I snapped out of the terror, I exclaimed to my empty room, "gently caress yeah, that was metal as gently caress!" I was seriously super stoked to have understood and observed the experience while it happened, even if it was intensely uncomfortable. After that, the terrors started shifting to mostly auditory and or abstract visual, still with the accompanying extreme negative emotional presence. Those I didn't really become self-aware during. Eventually, they faded as therapy, meds and stable life leveled me the gently caress out.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:22 |
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:she shouldn't have hosed with him first! Sometimes things just work out for the best. If his mom hadn't antagonized his biodad by fleeing the state, he never would have figured out how to cook pork chops.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:27 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I've had the purely auditory ones, or the ones with abstract light and color poo poo, as well as the "totally awake, paralyzed, being menaced by an utterly evil presence," ones. Never heard this described as night terrors, always sleep paralysis, are they interchangeable in this instance? I've had sleep paralysis off/on my whole life, only happens once or twice a year now, but when I was doing drugs heavily and had an awful sleep regiment it would happen constantly.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:29 |
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Danaru posted:I [25F] heard a little girl/boy screaming, saw a guy carry a heavy garbage bag into his house, and called the cops, who did nothing. There are a lot of forest animals that can sound pretty similar to children/women being brutally murdered. A few months back I heard a few blood curdling screams while I was in my back yard at 1 AM. There's bank call center right out my back gate and when I went to investigate there were already employees, who had been in the parking lot smoking, looking around and someone had called the cops. I went to where the screams came from, which was just two houses down and on the parking lot side of the fence and then searched in a big area around there. There's grass, bushes and trees (all well maintained) and a walking path and plenty of light and I didn't see signs of anything, not even disturbed grass. Cops didn't find anything, no appropriate missing persons or lady murders over the next few weeks. Woods aren't too far away and there's tons of rabbits/hares/whatever all over the place. https://youtu.be/-y8WxBlhMDw E: heard a truck tire explode just now, which sound kinda like a cannon firing. A Wizard of Goatse posted:Foxes do a pitch-perfect slasher movie axe murder scream when they get horny, if you don't know what it is it's super fuckin unnerving there's just this woman shrieking out in the woods all night Grey foxes in the area. So that's a solid candidate, too. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Mar 20, 2017 |
# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:48 |
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Foxes do a pitch-perfect slasher movie axe murder scream when they get horny, if you don't know what it is it's super fuckin unnerving there's just this woman shrieking out in the woods all night
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:53 |
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MF_James posted:Never heard this described as night terrors, always sleep paralysis, are they interchangeable in this instance? I've had sleep paralysis off/on my whole life, only happens once or twice a year now, but when I was doing drugs heavily and had an awful sleep regiment it would happen constantly. I dunno, they're pretty much the same poo poo with a different manifestation. It's all unpleasant. A night terror/hag could be argued to only be the one specific thing: paralyzed, think you're awake some dark figure, monster or other presence, sometimes compressing your chest (the oldschool black cat on your chest was a thing because they were commonly seen as witches' familiar spirits) sometimes voices yelling or whispering bad poo poo, whatever. But sure. I had a whole heap o' sleep paralysis experiences.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:54 |
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When I moved to downtown Toronto I heard awful Zerg-like shrieking every night, turns out that's what raccoons sound like.
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