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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jose posted:

how do you end up this broke brained

doctors hate being forced to care for their patients

its their choice to care, okay

i mean its not like their job to do so anyways

rand missed history class with the feudal system and laborforce organization over the last few centuries bit i would wager

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Also, a thought: The POTUS twitter account is basically Trump's John Barron given life.

In a shocking twist, it's going to come out that John Barron really isn't Donald Trump but a parasitic twin Trump's hidden under his ill-fitting suits his whole life.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Who has Trump not pissed off so far?

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



belgend posted:

ahh, the "manafort and flynn didn't know" line of thought... yes
sometimes it's worth bringing up these hypotheticals to show how unlikely it is

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ya it does that it doesn't imo

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

That DICK! posted:

Now back to more pressing matters - is former President Barack Obama conspiring to make the Easter Bunny gay?

Santa Claus and Jesus: finally white again? Hear what our experts say tonight at 6

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i believe in harvey dent

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

That DICK! posted:

Now back to more pressing matters - is former President Barack Obama conspiring to make the Easter Bunny gay?

Ask Spicer. He should know.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

GobiasIndustries posted:

Who has Trump not pissed off so far?

it'd be easier to say who he's not been pissed on!

edit: .....by!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im hungry

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Rep. Ken Doll.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jose posted:

how do you end up this broke brained

Remember: he grew up with Ron Paul for a father.

Gringostar posted:

so if UHC passes his vote should only be worth 3/5 of other senators?

I was just trying to riff of his other statements about how the CRA was an unconscionable violation of liberty and his thinly-veiled Neo-Confederatism.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

Who has Trump not pissed off so far?

apparently putin if this hearing is any indication

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Happy 11th birthday, Barron, by the way!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

DryGoods posted:

In a shocking twist, it's going to come out that John Barron really isn't Donald Trump but a parasitic twin Trump's hidden under his ill-fitting suits his whole life.

Explains why Trump slouches: his hump is John Barron, and this whole thing is a meta-promotion for Basket Case 4.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Like, he's even aggravated Russia and Putin's balls have been tucked into his cheeks for years now

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Yo when did Jerry O'Connell get elected

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

some magical switch where suddenly trump exposes his glowing weak point and is vulnerable to lasers

ah, so you've seen the piss tape as well

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mormonpartyboat posted:

i believe in harvey dent

I believe in Crystal Light.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Who has Trump not pissed off so far?

[Liberalishly] Trump is America's Joffrey

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

GobiasIndustries posted:

Who has Trump not pissed off so far?

I bet the Secret Service is hype about all the OT they're clocking

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
talking about piss tape without mentioning piss tape

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

[Liberalishly] Trump is America's Joffrey

The Orange Wedding

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Being raised by ron paul (pbuh)
Ron Paul was born in Pittsburgh.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Robert Plant posted:

Yo when did Jerry O'Connell get elected

piss sliders

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

i believe in harvey dent

every day i drive by harvey dent's house right next to the acid factory and think about how things are fine forever

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

DUCK SEASON FIRE

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Joementum posted:

Happy 11th birthday, Barron, by the way!

When healthcare isn't mandatory anymore I'm definitely going to be spending that extra money to change my username to "A Beautiful Manga Boy"

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
comey's voice reminds me of the fbi guys voice from the americans.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Who has Trump not pissed off so far?

I think it's just mcconnell at this point

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

indigi posted:

I bet the Secret Service is hype about all the OT they're clocking

Didn't Trump replace a bunch of them with private security, because private security isn't required to report crimes they see?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

"Mr. Comey, how silent can you make a pistol and do rebreathers really work?"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Joementum posted:

Happy 11th birthday, Barron, by the way!

anyone else notice how barron has been perpetually 11 since 1983?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yinlock posted:

the fact that the president of the united states shot out an extremely transparent lie to deflect from his crimes is an important thing

it just doesn't need to be covered every single day forever

Its actually kind of a good thing that when Trump told a really outrageous lie that attacked our very understanding of American politics that the media, politicians, and intelligence communities have all made a concentrated point to deny this and fight back. Like, even if you don't care about the President accusing his predecesor of illegally investigating his political opponents its a good thing that his credibility is being questioned publicly because he tends to lie frequently and will lie about something you do care about. And when that happens it could well be helpful if we all know he's a liar about this other thing.

Plus they went and implicated the UK and then Trump joked about spying on Merkel so they've managed to turn it into multiple diplomatic concerns.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

MacheteZombie posted:

comey's voice reminds me of the fbi guys voice from the americans.

drat you.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

[Liberalishly] Trump is America's Joffrey

Actually, Barron is America's Joffrey, except instead of torturing prostitutes, he plays Minecraft a lot.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

I think it's just mcconnell at this point

sorry, the question was Who?

Turtleman is an It.

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
what time is turmp's next PLEASE CLAP thing and what is he going to scheduled to speak about

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