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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Trump is the worst president, but at the same time, the best.

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Comey not really giving any information makes the white house's pre-testimony accusation that he was lying even funnier.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
haha trump keeps getting owned by his own dumbass tweets i love it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Trump has a another rally scheduled for tonight. He's going to get on the mic live in front of a crowd of his supporters and say a bunch of trump stuff.

Now, this is just a hunch mind you, but after those tweets he sent out during the hearing I think we may just be in for some primo lols before the day is out :)

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

proof of concept posted:

Trump has a another rally scheduled for tonight. He's going to get on the mic live in front of a crowd of his supporters and say a bunch of trump stuff.

Now, this is just a hunch mind you, but after those tweets he sent out during the hearing I think we may just be in for some primo lols before the day is out :)

In our time zone :britain: I'll be asleep. Can't wait to wake up and see what lols have occurred to set me up for the day :dance:

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Viruswithshoes posted:

In our time zone :britain: I'll be asleep. Can't wait to wake up and see what lols have occurred to set me up for the day :dance:

Start your day with a caffeinated cup of lols

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

proof of concept posted:

Trump has a another rally scheduled for tonight. He's going to get on the mic live in front of a crowd of his supporters and say a bunch of trump stuff.

Now, this is just a hunch mind you, but after those tweets he sent out during the hearing I think we may just be in for some primo lols before the day is out :)

He needs to keep topping himself to "win" the news cycle.

But where can he go from accusing the entire security apparatus and previous President of spying on him through a microwave? You can't top that poo poo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Donnie STILL needing his rally crowd safe space makes me laugh. I wonder if he underestimated just how many people in this country hate his loving guts.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

proof of concept posted:

Trump has a another rally scheduled for tonight. He's going to get on the mic live in front of a crowd of his supporters and say a bunch of trump stuff.

Now, this is just a hunch mind you, but after those tweets he sent out during the hearing I think we may just be in for some primo lols before the day is out :)

lmao it's monday he seriously can't wait for the weekend

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

He needs to keep topping himself to "win" the news cycle.

But where can he go from accusing the entire security apparatus and previous President of spying on him through a microwave? You can't top that poo poo.

make no mistake: we will see trump's wing-wang before this is all over

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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haljordan posted:

Donnie STILL needing his rally crowd safe space makes me laugh. I wonder if he underestimated just how many people in this country hate his loving guts.

Think about this, the first time Trump has a rally and the crowd turns on him and boos this poo poo out of him. It's going to crush his entire World.

I would expect this to happen shortly after the new health care bill budget item gets slammed through.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Arrhythmia posted:

lmao it's monday he seriously can't wait for the weekend

No way, the weekend is golfing time

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Arrhythmia posted:

lmao it's monday he seriously can't wait for the weekend

Despite spending the last 8 years insulting Obama he's so dumb he thought people would spend the entire time loving him and doing no work

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I wish I had a time machine so I could fast forward 8 years to see what the world is like when the trump era finally ends.

Paused
Oct 24, 2010
I'd ware a radiation suit to be safe.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I wish I had a time machine so I could fast forward 8 years to see what the world is like when the trump era finally ends.

this thread will be 100,000 pages of lols

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I always figured there was some kind of oversight on presidential activities, for some reason. If I had known you could just spend the whole time vacationing in Florida and throwing rallies for yourself I might have gotten into politics. Though, I guess if I can convince enough people I'm rich I don't really need to put any time in there either, hmm

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Chinatown posted:

this thread will be 100,000 pages of lols

MGBSGA

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Chinatown posted:

this thread will be 100,000 pages of lols

I hope my thread lasts that long

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I want a new season of 24. It will honestly write itself.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Dial-a-Dog posted:

I always figured there was some kind of oversight on presidential activities, for some reason. If I had known you could just spend the whole time vacationing in Florida and throwing rallies for yourself I might have gotten into politics. Though, I guess if I can convince enough people I'm rich I don't really need to put any time in there either, hmm

Dude, you don't become POTUS to be POTUS. You do it because afterward you get a leisurely life of traveling and making speeches for $500k+. Well, unless you are a bad president like GW, then you only get 200k per speech :(

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

haljordan posted:

Donnie STILL needing his rally crowd safe space makes me laugh. I wonder if he underestimated just how many people in this country hate his loving guts.

Trump believed he was just going to waltz in and be the most heroic and respected president in history. at no point in time did his brain say to him "you're going to have to knuckle down and do some hard work to keep up your popularity" he just assumed it was going to be easy and he was gonna be awesome at it

he armchair quarterbacked his way into the presidency lmao

Jose posted:

Despite spending the last 8 years insulting Obama he's so dumb he thought people would spend the entire time loving him and doing no work

he honestly thought that criticizing obama meant that he was more qualified to run things lol

Tumble fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Mar 20, 2017

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Dial-a-Dog posted:

I always figured there was some kind of oversight on presidential activities, for some reason. If I had known you could just spend the whole time vacationing in Florida and throwing rallies for yourself I might have gotten into politics. Though, I guess if I can convince enough people I'm rich I don't really need to put any time in there either, hmm

That's the problem, people suddenly realized there's no actual laws regulating a lot of the presidents behavior so trump is free to gently caress off to Florida all the time. Previous presidents did it because they weren't total pieces of garbage

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I have a feeling there are going to be some new laws put in place after trump leaves office.

Law #1: You can't go golfing every single loving weekend.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

haljordan posted:

That's the problem, people suddenly realized there's no actual laws regulating a lot of the presidents behavior so trump is free to gently caress off to Florida all the time. Previous presidents did it because they weren't total pieces of garbage

all the other presidents knew that it was a tough job where your failures speak louder than most of your successes, and you had to spend like a hundred hours a week fretting details

Trump got into office, saw how demanding it was, and said "gently caress all that noise, it's time for more rallys and more golf"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






His staff literally has to keep reports to a single page of paper or there is zero chance he'll read it

Trump taking a job where, at best, only half the country hates your guts at any given moment despite his bottomless need for approval and otherworldly narcissism is the biggest LOL of them all

haljordan fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Mar 20, 2017

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I have a feeling there are going to be some new laws put in place after trump leaves office.

Law #1: You can't go golfing every single loving weekend.

Well congress made it illegal to beat FDRs high score, maybe if we make it through Trump they'll make it illegal to out lazy him

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Why doesn't Trump golf at the congressional course?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






turn off the TV posted:

Why doesn't Trump golf at the congressional course?

Because it's not the Trump Congressional Golf Course and the chefs there probably can't burn the poo poo out of steak enough for his liking

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Pawn 17 posted:

Think about this, the first time Trump has a rally and the crowd turns on him and boos this poo poo out of him. It's going to crush his entire World.

I would expect this to happen shortly after the new health care bill budget item gets slammed through.

All of the people at the Trump rallies will be paid to be there, paid with tax money

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I don't think his crowds are ever going to boo him. They're so far removed from reality they're going to think he's trying his best but being tricked or conspired against or something. Or, if some of them do start booing him, I expect an orgy of violence to erupt as his crowds turn on each other.

Sometimes when I read the poo poo his followers say about him it makes me think of Penultimo and the loyalists from Tropico 4.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

His supporters think all the negative stuff is planted by Democrats/socialists/COMMUNISTS/fdjksfslds

The right-wing people in my family insist I have the wrong perspective, when I constantly remind that my opinion on Trump is based almost entirely on Trump himself. His press conferences, speeches, tweets, etc. If you can't form your opinion from loving ground floor stuff, what are you supposed to base it on?

The answer is that these people get their opinion by listening/watching talk radio and Fox News garbage. It's already been filtered. Except this is like saying you enjoy a good steak, despite ordering it well done and with ketchup on the side.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Grevling posted:

They're so far removed from reality they're going to think he's trying his best...

He is trying his best.

This is 70 year old, privately educated, born millionaire, Donald Jennifer Trump trying his best.

LOL

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
A man wakes up and angrily posts on twitter
Has a breakfast of toast and bacon, both overcooked/burned
Refuses to go to work today. Decides to go golfing instead
Bad at golf, but colleagues give him moral support to soften the blow of harsh reality
Builds up a big appetite, goes to a Five-Star restaurant
Orders a steak very well done with ketchup and some champagne

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Yeah remember that there are people earnestly believing that satan planted dinosaur bones to confuse us, so don't expect that Trump rallies will die down or turn on him because little inconveniences like facts, logic, or olds dying as their services are gutted and entire agencies serving public health collapse will make people see the light.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





holy moly i cant wait for a secret service member to write a tell all

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

How long until POTUS announces he plans to stay at ~~*The Southern White House*~~ full time because he works more efficiently from there?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'm lollin but it's like a concerned lol , like the kind of laugh you do after you see your child release the hand brake on the car and it smashes into the neighbors

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Remember when trump was elected and it was still a few months until he was inaugurated? Remember when people said things like "weeell sure he sounds bad but he was just saying dumb stuff to get votes, he'll become more moderate when he's president", and were hoping he'd turn presidential all of a sudden and do a not completely lovely job?

Because I do. And it's making me lol.

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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Piss de Bundy posted:

I'm lollin but it's like a concerned lol , like the kind of laugh you do after you see your child release the hand brake on the car and it smashes into the neighbors

Then sets it on fire

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