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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Monty was nominated and we are happy that the only forum that matters likes him enough to nominate him :)

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

Half those entries aren't even real or related to SA at all. :(

Russia's loving with these elections, too.

two birds(TFR is obsessed with that retarded quail), a cat and half the dogs aren't even owned by people on the forums. Shameful.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I didn't bother to read the OP before voting, but some of those names make me think some subforums are nominating loving Pokemon, so I'm at least hoping I'm wrong on that front.

Like, that Laukanikos sounds like something I've legit heard last year during the Poke-men Go craze.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
A gay rear end meme. birds, dogs that aren't owned by anyone, classic goons

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/spettypi/status/843912693186772996

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Laukanikos is an cool dog who helped defend protestors in Greece, but Monty is an actual cool dog that is owned by a goon and the GiP charity is better than the others anyway.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Hahaha fukkkkk

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I feel real bad for any of you guys who are still in.

And anyone who's still eligible for IRR call-up.

And the rest of us because we're so hosed.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Two Finger posted:

Hahaha fukkkkk

Mattis: "No, really, we're friends and allies. I give you my heartfelt assurance."

Trump: :ccb:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
America elected a self-perpetuating international incident.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

:stare:





































































:stare:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
So glad I just seperated.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Every generation from here until eternity needs an Iraq war.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Every generation from here until eternity needs an Iraq war.
We're going to have some :smithicide: stories in a few years, like some kid whose dad died in Afghanistan before they were born enlisting and also dying in Afghanistan.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Gobbeldygook posted:

they were born enlisting and also dying in Afghanistan.

Service guarantees citizenship

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Gobbeldygook posted:

We're going to have some :smithicide: stories in a few years, like some kid whose dad died in Afghanistan before they were born enlisting and also dying in Afghanistan.

Aren't we like 18 months from people born after 9/11 being able to enlist?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Kuroyama posted:

Aren't we like 18 months from people born after 9/11 being able to enlist?

You can enlist at 17 and do split op.

So cut that down to 6 months.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Peachy.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/843944901268164612

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I hope we live long enough to throw the whole rotten family into the gutter.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


This seems like an insanely bad idea even outside of the obvious nepotism and corruption. It's bad enough we have Russian agents inside the White House, we don't need Canadian ones, too.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Have we ever had a US President pull a move like this before?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hey, the advantage to this is then maybe they can both go to prison.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Chichevache posted:

Have we ever had a US President pull a move like this before?

Hillary Clinton's health care reform work in '93?
JFK and RFK?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Office Pig posted:

This seems like an insanely bad idea even outside of the obvious nepotism and corruption. It's bad enough we have Russian agents inside the White House, we don't need Canadian ones, too.

lol nice

Trudeau totally gonna be pumping her

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Chichevache posted:

Have we ever had a US President pull a move like this before?

Yes, we've often seen the woman a president has sex with in important and visible positions in the White House.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

Yes, we've often seen the woman a president has sex with in important and visible positions in the White House.

Christ, I hope not. Nobody wants to see Trump have sex anyplace visible.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
What I'm reading from Trump supporters is that Comey didn't say Obama didn't have surveillance on trump, he just said Obama didn't tap his wires.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

What I'm reading from Trump supporters is that Comey didn't say Obama didn't have surveillance on trump, he just said Obama didn't tap his wires.

That's an admission of Obama's guilt if you ask me

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

Yes, we've often seen the woman a president has sex with in important and visible positions in the White House.

:drat:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?




Positions like cowgirl, shoved under the desk, etc.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


So by giving her no discernible role, it seems they've found a loophole of sorts in the Federal Anti-Nepotism Statute, unless I'm looking at this the wrong way.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

shyduck posted:

So by giving her no discernible role, it seems they've found a loophole of sorts in the Federal Anti-Nepotism Statute, unless I'm looking at this the wrong way.

Hes also is still balls deep in his business interests right?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Yeah I forgot, nothing matters

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


TBeats posted:

Hes also is still balls deep in his business interests right?
And her...and her.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TBeats posted:

Hes also is still balls deep in his business interests right?

This made me laugh a hell of a lot considering the current discussion about Ivanka's west wing office.

Thatll do, cole, thatll do.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
"Business Interests" is her Secret Service codename.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

shyduck posted:

So by giving her no discernible role, it seems they've found a loophole of sorts in the Federal Anti-Nepotism Statute, unless I'm looking at this the wrong way.

@BraddJaffy: Ivanka Trump’s goal in coming to work in the White House is to “create positive value,” source tells @PeterAlexander


They call it "creating positive value" now.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That's almost as good as the Trump University taking you to the World Of Success

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Woody Harrelson quit smoking weed.


I keep tellin y'all the world is ending.

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