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GWBBQ posted:
That would be really impressive considering I haven't had sex in more than a year. And I don't have a uterus
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Gloryhold It! posted:That would be really impressive considering I haven't had sex in more than a year. And I don't have a uterus Despite the name, you don't actually need a womb to have a hysterical pregnancy.
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Mar 17, 2017 22:03
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Guy Goodbody posted:Despite the name, you don't actually need a womb to have a hysterical pregnancy. That's pretty funny.
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Mar 17, 2017 22:07
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I'm currently making GBS threads at work and don't want to go back.
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Mar 17, 2017 23:01
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My motto: Never poo poo at home, never sweat at work.
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Mar 18, 2017 00:57
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What the hell is with this fairly recent trend where literally every item I buy on Amazon prompts an email from the seller begging for a positive review, like drat at least offer me a freebie or something 
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Mar 18, 2017 05:40
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For loving years I've been babysitting my data usage every weekend at work because I thought the amount of data I could use before it throttled the unlimited data speed was 500meg. I've just been told it's actually 8 gig. I could've been watching poo poo on YouTube all night instead of trawling SA 
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Mar 19, 2017 13:30
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I need to switch my cell phone provider when I move down to the USA. Turns out I could have been on a T-Mobile plan that includes Canada and I was better and cheaper than the one I'm on now. The FWP is they won't send the SIM to foreign addresses and I need to drive a 2 hr round trip to the border.
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I was approved for a very cool and affordable apartment. Now I get to move out of a large but weirdly built house and into something pretty modern. The next two weeks will be constant Goodwill and other charity dropoffs for all my old junk. FWP: Most of my furniture is heavy or otherwise awkward to move. The apartment is two levels and you have to walk up a kinda narrow hallway to get to the first floor. I'm going to hire a moving company and I already feel guilty about the headache I am going to put them through.
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Mar 19, 2017 19:12
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I stupidly left some important forms at my mum's place, and I need one for tomorrow. She very kindly took them with her, but I wasn't planning to go anywhere today because I have a bunch of poo poo to do. I'm loving hangry now and I can't decide whether I want a burrito or kebab. Now my bag smells like burrito and chips and it's making things worse 
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Mar 20, 2017 03:24
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I reversed my six month old car into (the corner of) a concrete wall and hosed up the bumper pretty good. Worst thing is now one of the sensors is screwed so I get constant chirps everytime I start the car reminding me of what a moron I am.
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Mar 20, 2017 05:47
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I got an SSD to upgrade my laptop but accidentally mailed it to my mom instead of my place. Now I've gotta pick a weekend and drive out of town and visit family. At least it went to a place with a locked mailbox.
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Mar 20, 2017 06:11
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Air conditioners are REALLY expensive, you guys!
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Mar 20, 2017 06:37
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Inzombiac posted:Air conditioners are REALLY expensive, you guys! FWP: I'm too environmentally concious to use my air conditioner unless it's literally 30°C, and even then I never set it below 26°C. As a result, everyone I have over during the hot months complains my apartment is too warm for their liking 
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Mar 20, 2017 15:58
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Inzombiac posted:I'm going to hire a moving company and I already feel guilty about the headache I am going to put them through. Don't, it's what they get paid for. The CD player in my car is broken. It used to skip, but now it completely refuses to recognize discs. I'm forced to listen to the radio, and there's only two programmable settings. If both stations are playing commercials, I have to either listen to them or hit mute and be reminded of my brakes beginning to grind. Which I can't afford to fix right now. I used to manually switch to a third station in that situation, but in my opinion it's just as dangerous as texting and driving.
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yo rear end is grass posted:Don't, it's what they get paid for. Buy a $10 cassette converter or Fm transmitter on Amazon and listen to your phone/ipod/cd player/Zune etc.
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There's a deli around the corner from my job that sells individual Fage yogurt cups. The spoons that they give you at the bodega are ever-so-slightly too wide to get all the way into the fruit compartment, and our office breakroom has run out of spoons, so I was only able to eat about 80% of the fruit that came with my yogurt. 
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YeahTubaMike posted:There's a deli around the corner from my job that sells individual Fage yogurt cups. The spoons that they give you at the bodega are ever-so-slightly too wide to get all the way into the fruit compartment, and our office breakroom has run out of spoons, so I was only able to eat about 80% of the fruit that came with my yogurt. Use your finger you goddam hoity toity bourgeoisie scumbag. I bet you eat pizza with a knife and fork.
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Mar 20, 2017 19:33
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yo rear end is grass posted:Don't, it's what they get paid for. Yeah, I know. I'm a bit sensitive to the plight of service workers and I want to make it as easy as possible. That being said, gently caress lifting all this crap myself ever again. I'm getting older and I have money. Gonna save my back and knees while a team of 20 year olds earn a paycheck.
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Inzombiac posted:Yeah, I know. I'm a bit sensitive to the plight of service workers and I want to make it as easy as possible. Offer some beers and pizza to truly help assuage your guilt. 20 year olds will move an entire house brick by brick for enough pizza and beer.
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Leavemywife posted:Offer some beers and pizza to truly help assuage your guilt. 20 year olds will move an entire house brick by brick for enough pizza and beer. As Archimedes famously said, Give me a bunch of 20 year olds and pizza and beer enough to feed them, and I shall move the world.
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YeahTubaMike posted:There's a deli around the corner from my job that sells individual Fage yogurt cups. The spoons that they give you at the bodega are ever-so-slightly too wide to get all the way into the fruit compartment, and our office breakroom has run out of spoons, so I was only able to eat about 80% of the fruit that came with my yogurt. 
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Mar 20, 2017 21:23
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My mental illness relapsed and I have to go back to therapy this week.
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Leavemywife posted:Offer some beers and pizza to truly help assuage your guilt. 20 year olds will move an entire house brick by brick for enough pizza and beer. You should probably not offer somebody on the clock alcohol.
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Outrail posted:Buy a $10 cassette converter or Fm transmitter on Amazon and listen to your phone/ipod/cd player/Zune etc. I've thought of that, it's what I did in my old car with my discman, but this one doesn't even have a cassette player. Or an aux cable. I guess 2006 was the year of "CDs or gently caress you."
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Mar 21, 2017 00:12
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Get something like this then http://www.ultimateears.com/en-us/ueroll and you can use it outside of the car (or the shower, which is pretty neat)
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Mar 21, 2017 00:16
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the other end of the spoon is also, usually, narrower so uh hmmm
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Discord is down. I was chatting to people, dammit.  E: It's back! AlphaKretin has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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Mar 21, 2017 00:33
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Jeff Sichoe posted:(or the shower, which is pretty neat) Get a couple beers, play some trance music, and lose 5 hours of your life in the shower.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Get a couple beers, play some trance music, and lose 5 hours of your life in the shower. smoke a joint and headbang to the new doom album in the shower it's a real laugh riot
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yo rear end is grass posted:I've thought of that, it's what I did in my old car with my discman, but this one doesn't even have a cassette player. Or an aux cable. I guess 2006 was the year of "CDs or gently caress you." I may be just trying to make you ruin your poo poo, but if you're comfortable around a soldering iron... Most models can we converted for Aux with the female part from an electronics store, some wire and a small hole drilled into the face of the unit. You'd want to do some research but it'd cost less than $5. This assume you know what you're doing. If you dont just drill a small hole in your dashboard, should be fine.
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I thought the appointment I made was a conveniently short time after my shift, but somehow I got confused and thought it ended an hour later than it does. Now I have a bunch of time to kill.
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I'm in the process of getting a new phone from work, but because i'm otherwise oncall i'm missing out on potential OT until my new phone arrives and it's the same lovely old hunk of crap, at least it will have a new battery??
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YeahTubaMike posted:There's a deli around the corner from my job that sells individual Fage yogurt cups. The spoons that they give you at the bodega are ever-so-slightly too wide to get all the way into the fruit compartment, and our office breakroom has run out of spoons, so I was only able to eat about 80% of the fruit that came with my yogurt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y7j0gYIkfw
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My sister stopped by our house to prepare for a trip with some friends. She brought a couple boxes of Samoas and left them here for us. I don't like coconut. Why didn't she buy thin mints instead ?
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They're still girl scout cookies though, just eat them anyway, your body will recognize what they are and flood the pleasure centers of your brain regardless of the actual taste
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Mar 21, 2017 09:05
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I read that as samosas first and was confused what weird samosa recipe your sister is using.
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I like the Samoas more than I do the thin mints, I'll take them off your hands 
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Outrail posted:Use your finger you goddam hoity toity bourgeoisie scumbag. I bet you eat pizza with a knife and fork.   Dr Christmas posted:My sister stopped by our house to prepare for a trip with some friends. She brought a couple boxes of Samoas and left them here for us. Do-si-dos and Tagalongs are the only good Girl Scouts cookies, and also I'm sorry your sister hates you.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Do-si-dos and Tagalongs are the only good Girl Scouts cookies SAVANNAH SMILES 
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