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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

euphronius posted:

She trying to save her brand AMD FOR SOME REASON Donald can't say no to her

That door swings both ways, unfortunately.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

you know it seems rather like the state was actually doing quite a bit to help dumbass rurals

PowerbalI
Mar 20, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

ive called trump a fat bastard numerous times and ivanka has a really long neck so long its hosed up and disturbing

Body shaming isn't good or woke dude!!! XD

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

you know it seems rather like the state was actually doing quite a bit to help dumbass rurals

u should call them burgers lol

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
OBAMA PROMISED HIS FRIENDS ACCESS


*Trump gives literally everyone in his family security clearance*

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

She trying to save her brand AMD FOR SOME REASON Donald can't say no to her

her brand is tanking because of the trump relation, getting closer to your pimp isn't going to make things any better ivanka

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
So who's getting bumped to an upstairs office when ivanka moves in?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Orkin Mang posted:

u should call them burgers lol

a burg(h)er is an urban resident

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
sleeping is good

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

PowerbalI posted:

Body shaming isn't good or woke dude!!! XD

yeah it is lol

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

hack dead people's phones for tabloid garbage?

also get primaried feinstein

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

GobiasIndustries posted:

OBAMA PROMISED HIS FRIENDS ACCESS


*Trump gives literally everyone in his family security clearance*

*Whole Goldman Sachs Upper management moves into the white house*

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

if trump hiring his son in law wasn't nepotism, trump hiring his son in law's wife cant be nepotism either

yeah, especially when she's not even hired, she's just hanging around with no official title, job description, accountability or obligation to anyone

this is a mob family through and through, comey had better come up with the goods

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Yinlock posted:

you know it seems rather like the state was actually doing quite a bit to help dumbass rurals

It's not so much he's killing them, it's more helping them rediscover their bootstraps

and killing them

but also the bootstraps.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jazerus posted:

a burg(h)er is an urban resident

its a sandwich u idiot

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bip Roberts posted:

So who's getting bumped to an upstairs office when ivanka moves in?

Conway

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Orkin Mang posted:

its a sandwich u idiot

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



800 posts in the last hour wtf happened besides the woman they taped peeing

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

She's already upstairs in the Donald nogo zone

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Why am I reading articles about how Comey saying yeah there's a Russian investigation and no, there's no evidence that Obama was spying is especially worrying for Trump? How was his reaction different than the usual poo poo?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bip Roberts posted:

So who's getting bumped to an upstairs office when ivanka moves in?

pence

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:bisonyes:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


or Bannon

"but you promised we'd make the fourth reich"

"oh sure totally gonna do that mm hmm, im off to golf"

"wait donald don't leave me"

"HELLO"

"h-hey?"

"I AM IVANKA TRUMP WOULD YOU LIKE A SHOE"

"no"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
theyre going to hawk the poo poo ouf of ivanka's book and nothings going to matter

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

financially racist posted:

800 posts in the last hour wtf happened besides the woman they taped peeing

Sounds like a normal hour on a weekday to be honest.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

financially racist posted:

800 posts in the last hour wtf happened besides the woman they taped peeing

could u do this old burger a favor and lay down a link to the piss thing perfavore

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Pander posted:

It's not so much he's killing them, it's more helping them rediscover their bootstraps

and killing them

but also the bootstraps.

killing me softly

with his laws

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's technically a piss tape

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

What's the illegality here?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

theyre going to hawk the poo poo ouf of ivanka's book and nothings going to matter

i bet she wrote every word of that book. hahaha, NOT. my hypothesis is she got neck cramps between typing 'by' and 'ivanka' then a ghot writer stepepd in whiel she stepped out for an abortion

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

logikv9 posted:

it's technically a piss tape

goddamnit Venom Snake :argh:

PowerbalI
Mar 20, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

yeah it is lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
how long before ivanka is starts staying overnight in the white house

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/843953603664592897

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

SpaceGoku posted:

she's not gonna be first lady, she's gonna be first lady +1 which is like regular first lady except that she'll be able to wound minor magical creatures and weak extraplanar entities

In the crumbling last days of the Trump regime, Papa Trump is going to annul both his and Ivanka's marriage. Jared, Melania, and the remnants of the US will watch Father and Daughter wed as the Trump bunker broadcasts the ceremony. The handful of survivors watch, transfixed, as the Trumps consummate their savage love until the Antarctic Union's nukes finally hit and usher in a new age.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



mormonpartyboat posted:

its the only valuation men understand

ed: well, eventually men grow out of it and come to understand the value of a good werthers

I was told by an ex the worst insult you can toss at a woman is to make a passive aggressive remark about her eyebrows so :shrug:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

so fn glad comey was able to take time out of this investigation to tell us about anthony weiner's hillary emails

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yinlock posted:

or Bannon

"but you promised we'd make the fourth reich"

"oh sure totally gonna do that mm hmm, im off to golf"

"wait donald don't leave me"

"HELLO"

"h-hey?"

"I AM IVANKA TRUMP WOULD YOU LIKE A SHOE"

"no"

Bannon seems to be more important than trump

Don't think so

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
theory: comey didn't really like hillary but now he's like holy poo poo what have i done

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Anyway, for those of you completely unaware, Comey and the FBI publicly stating that they are investigating donalds connections to russia, means that the FBI has proceeded well past the point of "well maybe there are connections, we should look into that".

The FBI, usually (LOL WE FOUND MORE EMAILS), usually doesn't move publicly until after confirming that part of the story. This means the FBIs investigation has advanced well past what Comey is currently talking about.

So yeah, they have found connections, at this point they will be probing, attempting to fully explore their depth and scope.

I'm most interested in (my own death) finding out what, if anything, Russia and/or Trump's administration is going to do to cover their asses.

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