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2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

She never survived ME2 for me, intentionally.

I replayed ME2 a few times and got a good Charnel Run going for the suicide mission. Jacob in the vents, Miranda doing the shield bubble so Thane gets killed by bugs, Grunt leading the fire team. I think that was it? It's more fun if some people die along the way.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


All this talk about ME3 makes me wanna fire up ME3 again, a very flawed but ultimately ambitious masterpiece.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Alain Post posted:

hit me up bro

No u hit me up bro

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Hedrigall posted:

Thank you. I'm empty inside and will probably need months of therapy to get over this but I'll survive


Not sure if I should try for Jaal as fryder or go for Vetra instead just to wash my hands of this betrayal completely
Design a really masculine custom Rydette and play a transgender Ryder.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Hedrigall posted:

Thank you. I'm empty inside and will probably need months of therapy to get over this but I'll survive


Not sure if I should try for Jaal as fryder or go for Vetra instead just to wash my hands of this betrayal completely

Have you considered filling the emptiness inside with a PB and calamari sandwich?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Sombrerotron posted:

Haha Jesus Christ

I'm not saying they don't exist, but if they do they hard to find on the Nexus, where'd you expect. In fact, there are more recent mods that make Isabela "less European" and even darken Cole of all characters.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I didnt bother to check: does this game allow you to switch spoken language? That way I can sidestep awful English VA and switch to to German (or some other language I don't know) or something and pretend Ryder and Co. are German.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

exquisite tea posted:

All this talk about ME3 makes me wanna fire up ME3 again, a very flawed but ultimately ambitious masterpiece.

It's good. It's clearly flawed and needed more time but I love roughly half the game and I like what they were trying to do.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Alain Post posted:

I don't like "hawkesexual" because it comes across like they made the characters for your sexual gratification rather than having them have opinions and motivations of their own



which is actually true but you shouldn't be so blatant about it

They're already pretty blatant about it anyways. Romance is a sidequest and the reward is boning. It's such a strange element that exist apart from whatever narrative the game is trying to tell. Might as well let people rub whichever two barbies they want against each other while they're at it.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Alain Post posted:

It's good. It's clearly flawed and needed more time but I love roughly half the game and I like what they were trying to do.

I'm gonna start with ME2 and deliberately get lots of people killed since it makes for a much more interesting scenario.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Sombrerotron posted:

Design a really masculine custom Rydette and play a transgender Ryder.

I hope it's even possible to make a M2F transgender Ryder that actually looks decent so I can Lesbian romance Cora. I mean seriously, LOOK AT HER HAIR!

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Milky Moor posted:

also, lmao at the hot girls have TITS AND rear end all over the place but vetra remains in her armor the whole time

Vetra is the hottest female anything in the game, and that's not even a subjective statement.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
https://twitter.com/PixelMatt64/status/843858253750722560

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

exquisite tea posted:

I'm gonna start with ME2 and deliberately get lots of people killed since it makes for a much more interesting scenario.

I still like doing ME1 almost entirely because of how great a moment the Vigil infodump on Ilos is. Also to experience the biggest quality jump between two games in gaming history.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Fojar38 posted:

So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?

cat man not gay

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Sombrerotron posted:

Haha Jesus Christ



http://www.unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/viviennewtf.jpg

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 20, 2017

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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RottenK posted:

cat man not gay

WHAT

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Alain Post posted:

I still like doing ME1 almost entirely because of how great a moment the Vigil infodump on Ilos is. Also to experience the biggest quality jump between two games in gaming history.

I always start from ME1 anyway because even though it's hella dated now, there are a lot of minor plot flags you still can't set in the gibbed editor and I like to do them all.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

Fojar38 posted:

So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?

I can't find my way around the forbidden woods in bloodborne and it's PISSING me off

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Fojar38 posted:

So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?

I don't think anyones been mad in the past handful of pages. Most people saw it coming. Some people still like the game. Others don't.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Mass Effect Andromeda: The cat's not gay? Look at her hair!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

so how do they frame these mods

do they try to piss around it with subtle racism like "prettier vivienne mods" or do they just straight up call it "white vivienne and dorian"

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Fojar38 posted:

So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?
Everything.

Good grief they really ruined Josephine and Dorian didn't they?

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice

Fojar38 posted:

So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?
I'm mad they aren't selling the multiplayer mode separately, COD-style, so I can buy that and enjoy my shooting/lootcrate skinner box.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Fojar38 posted:

So on the eve of the launch of the good game, Mass Effect: Andromeda, what are we mad about tonight?

LET ME loving TELL YOU HOW BIOWARE RIPPED OUT MY SOUL AND DROVE AN R.C. NOMAD OVER IT AGAIN AND AGAIN

*cries*

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Lmfao

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Fojar38 posted:

so how do they frame these mods

do they try to piss around it with subtle racism like "prettier vivienne mods" or do they just straight up call it "white vivienne and dorian"

Those aren't mods, thankfully. Least not ones I can actually find to prove they exist. They are concept art from racists.

There were definitely "Fair skin" mods for Isabela, though.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Fojar38 posted:

so how do they frame these mods

do they try to piss around it with subtle racism like "prettier vivienne mods" or do they just straight up call it "white vivienne and dorian"

no idea. i have only seen those pictures.

i think the top is supposed to be cassandra because she isnt white/hot enough.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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buglord posted:

I don't think anyones been mad in the past handful of pages. Most people saw it coming. Some people still like the game. Others don't.

We are entering that period where lots of people who are actually interested in and like the game will be playing it so they won't be posting as much so I am worried that anyone who posts about the actual game this thread is about will end up getting dogpiled

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:hitler:

Blonde hair, blue eyes and pale skin lmao

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Fojar38 posted:

We are entering that period where lots of people who are actually interested in and like the game will be playing it so they won't be posting as much so I am worried that anyone who posts about the actual game this thread is about will end up getting dogpiled

oppressed for liking/disliking a video game, how tragic

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

marshmallow creep posted:

Those aren't mods, thankfully. Least not ones I can actually find to prove they exist. They are concept art from racists.

There were definitely "Fair skin" mods for Isabela, though.

was there a mod to give isabela some loving pants

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dapper_Swindler posted:

no idea. i have only seen those pictures.

i think the top is supposed to be cassandra because she isnt white/hot enough.

why would anyone ever ruin my wife, cassandra pentaghast, in such a way

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Well poo poo, if you're gonna break it, might as well break it good.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Pressing the the select/view button doesn't bring up the weapon wheel. Tapping it has the wheel briefly pop up and disappear, what am I doing wrong?

Edit:never mind it randomly started working correctly

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Spacebump posted:

Pressing the the select/view button doesn't bring up the weapon wheel. Tapping it has the wheel briefly pop up and disappear, what am I doing wrong?

You are playing Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

SubponticatePoster posted:

Well poo poo, if you're gonna break it, might as well break it good.

I love Lynch but I believe Ryuhei Kitamura (of Twin Snakes and Godzilla Final Wars fame) directed the camera spinning bit there

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Fojar38 posted:

why would anyone ever ruin my wife, cassandra pentaghast, in such a way

because i need to measure her skull shape with these calipers to see her racial type because she looks like a swarthy Italian who may infect me with her propaganda from her godless pope king.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Good Dumplings posted:

oppressed for liking/disliking a video game, how tragic

The true solution is not to like anything, that way you can never be sad

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