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Orkin Mang posted:antisemitism is such old school racism its kind of adorable, like i hear youngish guys going on about the jews controlling everything and its so corny It is and it's weird when you meet someone who is into it, like my uncle. Like he didnt actually fail at life but he developed mental illness in his teens and my family was very, very ill equipped to deal with it so he worked a Chicago public works job and is now a millionaire but he still thinks the Jews are coming after him. Here's a dumb story about him: When I was 19 my cousin from Wisconsin moved into town because he was such a huge alcoholic they kicked him out of their home because they desperately wanted him to hit rock bottom so he could get better. My grandma throws cash at him and sets him up at my uncle's place. Like, this is literally the worst thing you can do for an alcoholic: take care of all their needs and give them no reason to change. So one day I go to hang out with my uncle and my cousin and my uncle sez, "Cumshitter I need you to promise me you'll do something before I tell you to do it." "That's kind of a weird thing to ask. Can you give me a hint?" "No." "Ok, I promise." "I'm gonna pull off into this Jewel/Osco up ahead and buy a soda. Just to keep this story believable. You're gonna tell your cousin that a guy came up to you and said, 'Hey I know you. You're Cumshitter's cousin. You better tell your cousin he's pissing off the wrong people (Jews) and that because of it your uncle is getting the bad jobs on his streetworks job.'" "OK, uncs. I got it." So I actually did what he asked me to do, sort of. But I just told my cousin: "Dude, you know our uncle is crazy. Reel it back a bit because you're mentally torturing someone who is mentally tortuing themselves every loving day of his life. Seriously, why are you heaping more problems on this broken man?"
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how the gently caress are there so many good smilies i wasnt even aware existed
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How many white supremacists' wives get breed by black bulls? I guess 100%
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lmao they made billy autistic for the new power rangers movie http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-power-rangers-movie-doesnt-actually-want-to-be-a-po-1793442428 (I mean, it was kind of implied in the original series I guess)
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Jazerus posted:paul ryan seems kinda normal until you realize his party conversation in college was "i can't wait to grow up to gently caress the poors" dreams do come true
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motorcade is en route from the air national guard base to the expo center! it's louisville's time to shine!
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small handed blond combovered mr magoo who wanna gently caress he own daughter
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/markberman/status/843955735155433473 hahahaha He didnt even mention having his muslim ban shot down ... TWICE
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Yinlock posted:the gop is like a collage of defective genes my genes are so good i dont want them contaminated *inbreeds for 200 years*
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Jazerus posted:paul ryan seems kinda normal until you realize his party conversation in college was "i can't wait to grow up to gently caress the poors" i saw a criticism of libertarianism, atually of ayn rand, and they said something like i find it hard to believe that chief source of the problems of modern society is a tragic lack of selfishness. lol
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Jazerus posted:paul ryan seems kinda normal until you realize his party conversation in college was "i can't wait to grow up to gently caress the poors" Paul Ryan's hairline is invading the space between his eyebrows.
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/markberman/status/843955735155433473 to be fair, if trump crashes and burns hard and ends up worse then bucannah and maybe Johnson. the books about it will be fun to read.
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Pomp posted:what is wrong with roger stones head both physically and mentally
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Pomp posted:what is wrong with roger stones head Brain shrinkage?
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euphronius posted:hahahaha trump hasn't even done anything yet and everything he tries gets shot the gently caress down
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Pomp posted:what is wrong with roger stones head what isn't wrong with roger stones head?
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PowerbalI posted:It's OK I promised to be good 😖 god drat it pb
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Can Obama sue Trump for libel if he keeps banging on with the wiretapping stuff even after everyone's debunked it? Seems pretty slanderous to me
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do things matter yet/has accelerationism worked yet
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Dapper_Swindler posted:to be fair, if trump crashes and burns hard and ends up worse then bucannah and maybe Johnson. the books about it will be fun to read. Johnson at least had an opposition party to keep him in check
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change my name posted:Can Obama sue Trump for libel if he keeps banging on with the wiretapping stuff even after everyone's debunked it? Seems pretty slanderous to me obama would have to prove it damaged his ability to make money or reputation in some way when it seems the opposite is happening maybe trump should sue trump for libel
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cumshitter posted:It is and it's weird when you meet someone who is into it, like my uncle. Like he didnt actually fail at life but he developed mental illness in his teens and my family was very, very ill equipped to deal with it so he worked a Chicago public works job and is now a millionaire but he still thinks the Jews are coming after him. lol
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Pomp posted:what is wrong with roger stones head Pomp posted:what is wrong with roger stones head His mom was patient zero for zika.
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look buddy I smush my rear end in a top hat against all manner of things and nobody has lost their respect for me
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change my name posted:Can Obama sue Trump for libel if he keeps banging on with the wiretapping stuff even after everyone's debunked it? Seems pretty slanderous to me anyone can sue anyone for anything obama wont
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Al! posted:god drat it pb Nitecrew movie suggestion: Split Second starring Rutger Hauer and Kim katrall https://youtu.be/D-8hHZzhIF4
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MariusLecter posted:Brain shrinkage? zika ate his brain
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Mr. Jive posted:Johnson at least had an opposition party to keep him in check Lol Trump is like is Johnson had Grant pick his cabinet and something something Harding It's going to be breathtaking, the scope of incompetence and corruption and treason that comes out of this administration
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Epic High Five posted:Lol Trump is like is Johnson had Grant pick his cabinet and something something Harding literally breathtaking for his supporters
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financially racist posted:i'm super glad that EMAILS were more important than A FOREIGN loving NATION POTENTIALLY INTERFERING WITH OUR MOTHER loving DEMOCRACY I'd almost be ok with Trump getting away with all this if all it resulted in was someone being allowed to pile all this poo poo in front of Comey and asking point blank "So why exactly was some poo poo on Anthony Weiners computer worth chucking into the campaign at the 11th hour, but none of this qualified?"
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FAUXTON posted:look buddy I smush my rear end in a top hat against all manner of things and nobody has lost their respect for me its even meet when ur riding someones face
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