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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


http://i.imgur.com/x8p5vA3.gifv

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
From the linked videos from the pogo stick video, also has some good bits, though the end is just the pogo vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQoGNc7gKA8

I have to say I really appreciate how Helix Snake's vids are just the game audio, no sound effects or voiceover, really enhances some of the glitches.

Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Mar 19, 2017

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Vorpal Cat posted:

Another proud tradition that lives on in sun/moon where Dugtrio can learn aerial ace, which lets it do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HmMPQX7uJ8

I love that in the second part of the animation there's a small rock under the Dugtrio model, they loving knew people would try this.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Star Citizen's patcher


Also they can't process damage when your character is emoting

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Star Citizen's patcher

Reminds me of the download for a Mass Effect 2 DLC just being a 2 GB text file of 0s.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

RatHat posted:

Reminds me of the download for a Mass Effect 2 DLC just being a 2 GB text file of 0s.

The other file had the 1s

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://twitter.com/UltimaBlues/status/843906346273689601

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Your Computer posted:

The more technologically advanced games will get, the more horrifying the glitches will be

I think this idea deserves the same level of reverence we give to Murphy's Law. All it needs is a catchy name.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

The Bethesda Equation.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Todd Howard's Ratio.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Forgall posted:

I'm just enjoying the conspiracy theory that they made characters look bad on purpose because of feminism.



They are specifically trolling their fan base and have been since da2 was hated while being the best entry into dragon age. Especially the cassandra is to butch guy. They make everything ugly to gently caress with that guy because its hilarious

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


Please be nice to 9S.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

SpacePig posted:

Todd Howard's Ratio.

I love this, actually. It's perfect.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/7K8mlX4.gif&v=jQ6qaNKdZbk

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
Well, this was inevitable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpKhH_sQHRI

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Fathis Munk posted:

From the linked videos from the pogo stick video, also has some good bits, though the end is just the pogo vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQoGNc7gKA8

I have to say I really appreciate how Helix Snake's vids are just the game audio, no sound effects or voiceover, really enhances some of the glitches.

Ah drat. I was really hoping that at ~0:40 when he fell through the world into an endless ocean that he was going to use one of the jets he came across to fly back up to the rest of the world. That would have been an all-time best glitch video.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnNEIXE8iCg

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
The pseudo-glitches in Nier:Automata deserve a shout-out here. Particularly the health bar fuckup that kicks in during certain boss fights.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Funny death glitch from modded SoC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIbnmF6lVnM

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

mandatory lesbian has a new favorite as of 22:54 on Mar 26, 2017

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

Can confirm, pro-click.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

Is this the actual dialogue from the game? Like the guy making this didn't just get his buddies to talk over it did he? Because this hurts to listen to.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

Krogan at 12:27 had me losing my poo poo, goddamn.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

4:57 :prepop:

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

That's just modded Skyrim titty physics.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

These Steam Greenlight games keep getting worse!


e: I mean, curse the feminazi SJW conspiracy for intentionally ruining this most sacred of franchises :arghfist::reddit:
(I don't know which schadenfreude is sweeter, the fact that the game is hilariously bad or the fans who literally think this)

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

That fight between the two Krogans might be the only time I've laughed at something as hard as the people in the video.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
Bioware stopped giving a gently caress around the same time we did.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
When did the first mass effect game come out? Because I think it's safe to say it looks at least twice as good as any of that poo poo, jeeeesus.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

When did the first mass effect game come out? Because I think it's safe to say it looks at least twice as good as any of that poo poo, jeeeesus.

a decade ago this november

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

That fight between the two Krogans might be the only time I've laughed at something as hard as the people in the video.

Did...did they give that Krogan that voice on purpose? He sounds like he's about to call me girlfriend and help me pick out a new wardrobe.

Edit: giant invisible dick spotted at 16 minutes in exactly

Slime has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Mar 27, 2017

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fathis Munk posted:

From the linked videos from the pogo stick video, also has some good bits, though the end is just the pogo vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQoGNc7gKA8

I have to say I really appreciate how Helix Snake's vids are just the game audio, no sound effects or voiceover, really enhances some of the glitches.

Made a gif of part of the pogo stuff, not sure how to get around frame cap in photoshop.
http://i.imgur.com/Uqs1xCS.mp4

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

That fight between the two Krogans might be the only time I've laughed at something as hard as the people in the video.

the fight is magic and i love the gay panic krogan

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Slime posted:

Did...did they give that Krogan that voice on purpose? He sounds like he's about to call me girlfriend and help me pick out a new wardrobe.

Apparently that's what the female krogan sound like. Yes, it's weird - that's not just you.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
My favourite clip was the guy hearing his mom's deathbed speech and looking absolutely bored as poo poo listening to it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It really does look worse than Mass Effect 1.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

Oh my god this game. 16:05 "There's more to life than this" *snaps own neck*

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
Apparently if you save in a specific area earlyish on and start a new file it can break things really hard -- it's what causes the doubled and the upside down NPCs, among other things

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

mandatory lesbian posted:

crowbcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

wow that thumbnail looks stupid, i promise the video is better

The comments lead me to believe the game is buggy because of SJWs and "pakis" can anyone confirm?

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

That fight between the two Krogans might be the only time I've laughed at something as hard as the people in the video.

Shepherd subtly shaking his head clinches it.

Deified Data has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Mar 28, 2017

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think andromeda has finally perfected the player stand-in. no matter what dumb bullshit is going on, your character looks on with a mixture of boredom and mild amusement.

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