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Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Some Numbers posted:


But to be fair, the Mariners' announcer has some pretty terrible home run calls too.


"Homo for Lomo"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLQN4yB2csI

"Dave Sims is a wet blanket"
-Compilation of Dave Sims reminding Mariners fans who they're rooting for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86-yYVUVao

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Explosionface posted:

Pat Hughes's "It's got a chaaaance...GONE!" works pretty well. I also like that Len Kasper doesn't have a set call, though they're usually punctuated by "Gone!" or "Outta here!"

The best is when Len's voice cracks when screaming "GONE!" :allears:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Good Dog posted:

"Touch 'em all time" is the worst call in baseball.

If hypothetically a player hit a home run but tore both achilles in the process and literally couldn't walk would he still need to touch em all for the run to count?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Good Dog posted:

"Touch 'em all time" is the worst call in baseball.

I agree, but it reminds me of the time Nolan Arenado gave that guy a stroke so I can't even be too mad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o7VMEajKho

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

y'all should be watching the WBC:

https://twitter.com/JATayler/status/843995741823614977

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



Slightly disappointed this didn't culminate in a series of DX crotch chops

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Carlosologist posted:

Michael Kay is a terrible baseball announcer and I will go to the grave saying this; he ruined Jeter's 3000th hit and never lets the moment breathe

How do you ruin a 3,000th hit


Only a 7/10 on the bat flip tho

Go Oranje

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Salvor_Hardin posted:

If hypothetically a player hit a home run but tore both achilles in the process and literally couldn't walk would he still need to touch em all for the run to count?

Gabe Kapler ruptured his achilles tendon on a home run trot and they had to pinch run for it. Tony Graffanino, who hit the home run, wisely did not pass him on the basepaths or it could've been a non-homer homer

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Kalenn Istarion posted:

How do you ruin a 3,000th hit

Friend, this is how you ruin a 3000th hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPazONtQ080

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Carlosologist posted:

Friend, this is how you ruin a 3000th hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPazONtQ080
This is the guy I was talking about. His home run call is awful and I hate his voice.

Nick Rivers posted:

"Dave Sims is a wet blanket"
-Compilation of Dave Sims reminding Mariners fans who they're rooting for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86-yYVUVao
Thanks for this. I love how empty center field is at the 1:30 mark.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Carlosologist posted:

Friend, this is how you ruin a 3000th hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPazONtQ080

That seemed

Mostly ok?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalenn Istarion posted:

That seemed

Mostly ok?

I dunno, I wanted him to shut the hell up and listen to the crowd a lot earlier than he did. Not that I ever stopped appreciating him but it made me appreciate Denny Matthews a little more.

IMB
Jan 8, 2005
How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?

"Caught out there!" is even funnier to me than "Base hit!"

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Kalenn Istarion posted:

That seemed

Mostly ok?

to me, he choked the life out of the moment. if I were announcing I would have just let the crowd noise dictate the plate appearance. but different strokes, I suppose.

this is another call that should have ended sooner than it did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AejNA_42RRA

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The best is when Len's voice cracks when screaming "GONE!" :allears:

"It could be. It might be. It is... A Home Run!" From Harry was a pretty good call. He varied the different parts of the call for emotion/effect and it's still stuck in my brain almost 20 years later.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Explosionface posted:

Pat Hughes's "It's got a chaaaance...GONE!" works pretty well. I also like that Len Kasper doesn't have a set call, though they're usually punctuated by "Gone!" or "Outta here!"

I was ready to fight anyone who would disparage Pat Hughes's announcing once the discussion started.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Kalenn Istarion posted:

That seemed

Mostly ok?

I actually don't mind "Seeya!" and Jeter's 3000th was a lot better than I remember it being, but Kay is p bad a lot of the time, he tries to fill too much time for a TV guy. It's not helped that the other guys in the YES booth are so much better too.

Just let David Cone and Paul O'Neill shoot the poo poo for the entire game. Or just have Cone tell stories about his early years in baseball.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

For some reason Infidel Castro posted this in the OOTP thread but didn't also post it here so I'm stealing his thunder

https://twitter.com/Twins/status/841755846681944064

https://twitter.com/Twins/status/842118218743345152

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Yeah, I've never really been bothered by Kay. Cone and O'Neill are so good that Kay just seems like backup noise a lot of the time.

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

The Nats TV booth is not good, but Dave and Charlie on the radio own a lot and I genuinely enjoy their home run calls. MLB was even nice enough to put together this nice juxtaposition of the two as evidence of radio supremacy: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11493214/v103697683/must-c-classic-harper-hammers-three-homers

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Paul Zuvella posted:

Yeah, I've never really been bothered by Kay. Cone and O'Neill are so good that Kay just seems like backup noise a lot of the time.

This is me as well. Kay is middle of the road and the disdain he got on this forum a few years ago never made sense to me.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

ego symphonic posted:

The Nats TV booth is not good

When I lived in Baltimore I'd always get aggravated when MASN would show a Nats game instead of letting me listen to the dulcet tones of Gary Thorne and Jim Palmer.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Spring Training is fun.

https://twitter.com/JoeFrisaro/status/844180359571030016

(This should be the actual uniform sizing just so people will stop saying all baseball players are big, fat, and unathletic.)

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
that rear end though :heysexy:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

"Brock."
[the most pregnant of pauses]
"...my name is Justin Haley."

:laugh:

Poque posted:

that rear end though :heysexy:

Those thighs though :swoon:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

YeahTubaMike posted:

Those thighs though :swoon:

it's full of stars.

edit: I'm a lot more horney for baseball this offseason than most

Poque fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Mar 21, 2017

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Poque posted:

it's full of stars.

edit: I'm a lot more horney for baseball this offseason than most

:q::hf::q:

Anyway, as long as we're talking about spring training shenanigans, I feel I should mention that Noah Syndergaard referred to Robert Gsellman as his son in an interview with the New York Post.

Noah Syndergaard, national treasure, posted:

Dan [Warthen] thought it would be a good idea, and I thought about my son, Robert Gsellman, throw on the road for once, get his own start, so.

V: I am enamored of their burgeoning (if ill-documented) bromance.

https://twitter.com/RisingAppleBlog/status/843523431597522945

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

Michael Kay kinda is just there to me, doesn't annoy me all that often. I enjoy the YES crew overall, but my God the radio crew...I have to flip over to away feeds if I'm stuck with radio.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Looks like the Giants' search for a Left Fielder is over.

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/844218050366722048

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Aww, but him being Marlins hitting coach was more fun :(

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Aww, but him being Marlins hitting coach was more fun :(

But was there any doubt he'd be fired before the end of the season?


Also :rip:

https://twitter.com/hankschulman/status/844226014209236992

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Does Bonds count as a prodigal son since he got fired and has taken one hell of a beating in the press since he played his last season in SF?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
How I imagine Barry Bonds as a hitting coach.

"First you locate the ball with your eyes, then you swing and slowly trot around the bases."

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Popete posted:

How I imagine Barry Bonds as a hitting coach.

"First you locate the ball with your eyes, then you swing and slowly trot around the bases."

"okay, all you need is 10 pounds of protective gear and the world's largest elbow pad..."

Worked for Giancarlo "HOW fast off the bat?" Stanton :v:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

tadashi posted:

Does Bonds count as a prodigal son since he got fired and has taken one hell of a beating in the press since he played his last season in SF?

Barry did some spring training stuff for the Giants before Loria hired him, and before that he often went to games at AT&T. San Francisco never stopped loving Barry Bonds.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
One of the Mets minor leaguers committed the ultimate sin:

https://twitter.com/Josh_Smoker/status/843954095316783104

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

p. nice Wolf Parade ref posted:

Michael Kay kinda is just there to me, doesn't annoy me all that often. I enjoy the YES crew overall, but my God the radio crew...I have to flip over to away feeds if I'm stuck with radio.

ILL FIGHT EVERYONE FOR MY COMPENERA

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Julio Cruz posted:

One of the Mets minor leaguers committed the ultimate sin:

https://twitter.com/Josh_Smoker/status/843954095316783104

Tebow would drive a Ford Taurus.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

But was there any doubt he'd be fired before the end of the season?


Also :rip:

https://twitter.com/hankschulman/status/844226014209236992

Man, Bochy really doesn't want to use Will Smith!

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

White Sox extended Tim Anderson for 6 years + 2 options. He had a nice rookie season, although somewhat overshadowed by the incredible wave of shortstop talent that's come along in the last couple years

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