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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Krustic posted:

make sure he never works again

I'm pretty sure Last Man Standing has already taken care of that.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Krustic posted:

Tim (the tool man) Allen has spoken badly about Hollywood liberals comparing Hollywood to Nazi Germany. We must all attempt to ruin his life, make sure he never works again, dies poor and throw batteries at him. I am currently burning my copies of the Santa Clause and Galaxy Quest right now. How dare him state his opinion!! Doesn't he know only conservatives are Nazis? I think Putin might have got to him. I think they made a deal to syndicate home improvement in Russia in exchange for spreading lies about perfect inflalable Hollywood. I'm gonna send him some threating emails.

He's good on Last Man Standing because he plays a racist dad

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Space Crabs posted:

i want to thank a bunch of different somethingawful posters for having a multiple months long meltdown spewing impotent rage and the most elaborate hyperbole they can think of.

This has made my voting decision easier for the next presidential election, Trump 2020.

*checks D&D*


Hmmm yes all of the wholesale treason and "literal attempts to destroy society" such as

-noted idiot savant Ben Carson is in charge of HUD
-Rick perry ...holy lmao
-Rex tillerson , shill of putin , our Secretary of State
-Betsy Devos
lol get this: the orange man from tv who yell at people is our president

The leader of the United States tweets immature , ignorant and embarrassingly childish things constantly and you red hats have noooo problem with this . He has no idea how government works and thinks he can be good bros with Putin and just double dick the world . But nooooo, her emails

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

-noted idiot savant Ben Carson is in charge of HUD
-Rick perry ...holy lmao
-Rex tillerson , shill of putin , our Secretary of State
-Betsy Devos
lol get this: the orange man from tv who yell at people is our president

The leader of the United States tweets immature , ignorant and embarrassingly childish things constantly and you red hats have noooo problem with this . He has no idea how government works and thinks he can be good bros with Putin and just double dick the world . But nooooo, her emails

nice meltdown but i'm not a "red hat" or whatever, I've just decided to vote against soggy baby tantrums.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Piss de Bundy posted:

-noted idiot savant Ben Carson is in charge of HUD
-Rick perry ...holy lmao
-Rex tillerson , shill of putin , our Secretary of State
-Betsy Devos
lol get this: the orange man from tv who yell at people is our president

The leader of the United States tweets immature , ignorant and embarrassingly childish things constantly and you red hats have noooo problem with this . He has no idea how government works and thinks he can be good bros with Putin and just double dick the world . But nooooo, her emails

Get this



















You're fired

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Space Crabs posted:

nice meltdown but i'm not a "red hat" or whatever, I've just decided to vote against soggy baby tantrums.

i'm pretty sure a vote for trump is a vote for the weird goon tantrums, not against them

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Space Crabs posted:

nice meltdown but i'm not a "red hat" or whatever, I've just decided to vote against soggy baby tantrums.

so your reason for voting is "I'm a petulant child" . Very good

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i'm actually curious as to what ben carson has going against him other than being adorable and sleepy in the debates

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I don't know why this thread has such a low rating, its great fun to watch

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

so your reason for voting is "I'm a petulant child" . Very good

you're definitely proving who the child is here

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

USSAr posted:

interesting robot logic friend, i think you might be wired wrongly

you might think that's clever

but it's not

also using russian whataboutism suits your name

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

i'm actually curious as to what ben carson has going against him other than being adorable and sleepy in the debates

He's possibly dumber than Trump

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

you're definitely proving who the child is here

lol none of you can defend trump so you guys resort to the "you mad" defense . tell me something good trump has done

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
donald trump is going to save the world

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol none of you can defend trump so you guys resort to the "you mad" defense . tell me something good trump has done

Shut down tpp, there's nothing else

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol none of you can defend trump so you guys resort to the "you mad" defense . tell me something good trump has done

he's making america great again

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
every neurosurgeon i've ever met has been a mouth-breathing imbecile

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Blue Train posted:

He's possibly dumber than Trump

what does that mean, like does he have a track record of bad decisions and filled mass graves with the results of his botched neurowhatever operations

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ben Carson good at thing , he good at other thing -trump voter

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

a bone to pick posted:

you're definitely proving who the child is here

huhuhuhuhuh settle down beavis

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Piss de Bundy posted:

Ben Carson good at thing , he good at other thing -trump voter

i didn't vote for trump :confused:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

what does that mean, like does he have a track record of bad decisions and filled mass graves with the results of his botched neurowhatever operations

He thinks pyramids were used for grain storage

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

i didn't vote for trump :confused:

do you think Ben Carson was a super awesome choice for HUD director

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Piss de Bundy posted:

do you think Ben Carson was a super awesome choice for HUD director

idk enough about HUD or its structure to know what qualities make a director "good" rather than "bad," all i know is that ben is cute so i'm glad he's staying in the public eye

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
he gonna turn the projects into grain silos :patriot:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Piss de Bundy posted:

do you think Ben Carson was a super awesome choice for HUD director

Trump saw Urban and thought Ben Carson

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Blue Train posted:

Trump saw Urban and thought Ben Carson

Lol. Good one.

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

Zippy the Bummer posted:

every neurosurgeon i've ever met has been a mouth-breathing imbecile

This is so true. Their brains can fix brains, but that seems to be about it.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Blue Train posted:

Trump saw Urban and thought Ben Carson

could be worse, he coulda thought condolezza rice and then we'd get drone strikes all throughout chicago's slums until the crime (and the people) went away

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
one time i invited Ben Carson over for coffee and he smashed my coffee service into a thousand pieces because i wouldn't turn on the Angry Birds movie

USSAr
Sep 16, 2007

Your a Commie
whoa this thread got really racist all of a sudden. i think you libs need a chill pill and learn some empathy

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

one time i invited Ben Carson over for coffee and he smashed my coffee service into a thousand pieces because i wouldn't turn on the Angry Birds movie

One time I found myself next to Ben Carson on the bus and I pulled a kit kat bar out of my pocket and Ben was eyeballing it hard. When I offered him a piece he yelled out thanks!!! and broke off three pieces leaving me only one piece and ate them all in one bite. It was weird. That's what I get for trying to be nice to a conservative.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
trump is iron man and Ben Carson is warmachine

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i think it would be really interesting to get ripping drunk with Ben Carson

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It would either be funny as hell or you may end up with your brain getting operated on

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
we would drive around town setting stuff on fire and when we got pulled over Carson would tap the window with his sawed-off mossberg and say "you know I can be surgical with the bitch"

then Trump would pardon us the next day

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Do you guys think if Pence was president his approval ratings would be higher and would do better than Trump? Not being facetious I'm just wondering if Trump gets impeached from a bipartisan effort whether the general public would be ok with it or not.

Personally I'd rather have Trump than Christian sharia law, but I wonder if the "alt-right" or "progressives" would throw a bigger poo poo-fit.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol none of you can defend trump so you guys resort to the "you mad" defense . tell me something good trump has done

Killed the TPP
Making NATO countries pay their fair share
Letting ICE do their job and deport criminals
Increase funding to the VA
Place lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying for foreign governments

All in less than 3 months. He isn't stopping either. He will fulfill every single campaign promise.


K, now name something good Hillary has done ever in her life.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Prorat posted:

Killed the TPP
Making NATO countries pay their fair share
Letting ICE do their job and deport criminals
Increase funding to the VA
Place lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying for foreign governments

All in less than 3 months. He isn't stopping either. He will fulfill every single campaign promise.


K, now name something good Hillary has done ever in her life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Prorat posted:




K, now name something good Hillary has done ever in her life.

ran a hilariously bad campaign that will be comedy fodder for years

also re Trump's list: schooled JEB! and crushed Ted Cruz forever

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