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Sorry for the fake news link, here's a better source http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/03/21/trump-says-his-twitter-power-is-why-kaepernick-is-free-agent.html
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Ivanka can eat poo poo too. She always wants credit for "moderating" Trump but none of the criticism for the awful stuff he pulls 24/7.
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Mar 21, 2017 16:12
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what if Justin Trudeau self owned and Ivanka got a pee tape with him lol
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Rutibex posted:why is the prime minister of canada dating trumps daughter? Because JT is a sex machine? It runs in the family.
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Mar 21, 2017 16:13
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imagine having trump as an in-law. lol
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Oh awesome our president is a legit delusional maniacquote:People close to the president say Mr. Trump’s Twitter torrent had less to do with fact, strategy or tactic than a sense of persecution bordering on faith: He simply believes that he was bugged in some way, by someone, and that evidence will soon appear to back him up…. quote:The president, people close to him have said over the last several weeks, has become increasingly frustrated at his inability to control the narrative of his action-packed presidency, after being able to dominate the political discourse or divert criticism by launching one of his signature Twitter attacks. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...m=.40ecb9c495de
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kushner seems to be doing alright out of it. He even used it to get his revenge on chris christie
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du -hast posted:"some of its products". Jesus does Romney outsource reproduction too? they're mormons, so that's probably about as racy as they can get publicly without having the ward censor excommunicate them from their heaven planet populated by Elohim (full disclosure, i imagine mormons are a lot like Black Adder's Aunt & Uncle, starts about 12:30: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1zuyf2_black-adder-ii-s2e05-beer-ro-sub-hd_fun)
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Arrhythmia posted:Because JT is a sex machine? It runs in the family. thats fair. i guess their kids can become emperor of north america
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On the topic of Trump running up the score on running down the executive, and Ivanka moving in: the modern role of the FLOTUS started with Eleanor Roosevelt, so it only took about eighty years and Melania despising her husband to reduce it to nothing, capped off nicely by him handing the duties off to the daughter he's probably doing
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Good to see that Trump's wife is finally moving into the White House with him. 
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Dial-a-Dog posted:On the topic of Trump running up the score on running down the executive, and Ivanka moving in: the modern role of the FLOTUS started with Eleanor Roosevelt, so it only took about eighty years and Melania despising her husband to reduce it to nothing, capped off nicely by him handing the duties off to the daughter he's probably doing I like how she's getting west wing office space and a security clearance but no formal role in the campaign
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Jose posted:kushner seems to be doing alright out of it. He even used it to get his revenge on chris christie As a citizen of NJ, I'm glad that fat idiot got sent back here after he spent a year being easy d's lapdog, at least here his political career is ending instead of him gaining the ability to gently caress things up on a national level
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Kumo posted:lol oh the first one is great, thank you for helping me brainstorm some good trump lols. Kumo, you a real ace. edit - oh its a new page; they're fading into the background because his voters all wear XXL Realtree camo hoodies Tumble fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:As a citizen of NJ, I'm glad that fat idiot got sent back here after he spent a year being easy d's lapdog, at least here his political career is ending instead of him gaining the ability to gently caress things up on a national level I read an article the other day that said Christie's approval rating was barely double digits lol
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haljordan posted:I read an article the other day that said Christie's approval rating was barely double digits lol meanwhile his BMI just hit triple digits
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https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/844207800540631041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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a bone to pick posted:meanwhile his BMI just hit triple digits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSg_6T8HrRg
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haljordan posted:Ivanka can eat poo poo too. She always wants credit for "moderating" Trump does she moderate him though? seems like he's got no impulse control so she's either poo poo at her job, it's another lie, or lol holky gently caress i just can't imagine the insane poo poo they've talked him down from... (fade away dream sounds) quote:'Ivanka knocked tentatively on the door. "Dad?" she asked, soothingly. "Dad, I need you to open this door. We're not mad, we're just concerned about you. You're not in any trouble. We just want to talk." Silence followed. She was about to entreat him again when a shadow fell across the threshold, and the lock gave a soft click. Ivanka opened the door measurably, but with no betrayal of weakness. Chris Christie, naked except for a butcher's apron and a Bill Clinton mask sat in one corner of the room, a dunce's cap on his head. The cow had long since given up its ghost, entrails & viscera coagulating in the hot air. Donald hung his head like a meek child and stepped aside to let her through. Ivanka subtly gestured to the well-paid cleaners & nervous handlers outside the room to wait. Kumo fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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Arrhythmia posted:Because JT is a sex machine? It runs in the family. dude is gross if he'd lay a finger on anything in the trump geneaology department in my opinion, sorry
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Kumo posted:does she moderate him though? She keeps touting this family leave bullshit that'll never happen and everyone seems to think she's a Trump whisperer when really she just wants to make a few bucks
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Drunk & Ugly posted:dude is gross if he'd lay a finger on anything in the trump geneaology department in my opinion, sorry lol if you wouldn't consider hate-loving ivanka as one of the all-time great conquests in history. Alexander , Napoleon and Genghis would nod in approval as some skinny liberal dweeb gains a spot on the podium. Hell they'd be impressed it just took a few shots of Southern Comfort, some tapas, and a Broadway shoe. It took the old guys like a million horses
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Mar 21, 2017 16:40
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Tumble posted:lol if you wouldn't consider hate-loving ivanka as one of the all-time great conquests in history. I don't think Alexander was in it for the chicks though, just saying.
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Grevling posted:I don't think Alexander was in it for the chicks though, just saying. The A-man understood the importance of taking one for the team, though. And really, out of Ivanka, Donnie Jr. and Eric, who do you think anyone of any sexuality would choose to plow as a power play?
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Grevling posted:I don't think Alexander was in it for the chicks though, just saying. Napoleon was though. he and the duke of wellington made a point of loving the same girl, to cuck him
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Eric Trump looks like a guy who has a secret rented storage unit upstate, full of body parts and other trophies
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Cthulu Carl posted:The A-man understood the importance of taking one for the team, though. how quickly everyone forgets tiffany
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sugar free jazz posted:Trey Gowdy sounds like a parody of a mentally retarded + inbred southerner from a 1950s tv show and you just know he has a pencil thin dick
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PS. colin kaepernick is a free agent cause is loving sucks at football
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Mar 21, 2017 17:02
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Trumps twitter torrent
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Rutibex posted:why is the prime minister of canada dating trumps daughter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=synaOAaN5sY I get all my political news from Hum Tum TV.
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turn off the TV posted:The moderators can. The_Donald's mods also ban people who haven't even posted on their sub, they have a bot that auto bans people for posting on subs that make fun of them. I got banned for literally posting "then leave" on one of T_D's posts about how Reddit is so unfair to them, etc. Here's the private message a MODERATOR sent me: quote:You have been banned from participating in r/The_Donald. You can still view and subscribe to r/The_Donald, but you won't be able to post or comment.  I responded with "I'm sorry my differing opinion hurt your safe space, snowflake." and this was the response: quote:You have been temporarily muted from r/The_Donald. You will not be able to message the moderators of r/The_Donald for 72 hours.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF TRUMP AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DONALD J. TRUMP. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME LIBRAL CUCKED BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE LIBERAL UNIVERSITIES MOST DANGEROUS PRISONS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Reddit sure is bad huh, who would have thought?
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In the Smithsonian, Trump is already on display as president. Lol. Toured the bureau of printing and engraving and ex Goldman sachs goon Mnuchin's picture is on the wall. Double lol. Melania is the first lady in the first lady exhibition. I don't know if these lols will ever stop.
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CNN anchors are just trashing Easy D on air now, pretty lol worthy and so different from the Bush days when they were constantly on that Republican dilz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kDj7o1Zi7M
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I posted a few weeks ago about how Bannon claimed his rube father lost a bunch of money in 2008 because Jim Cramer told him to SELL SELL SELL, which is why Bannon is such a deranged lunatic now. Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks that makes no loving sense: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/bannons-origin-story-doesnt-add-up/2017/03/20/8f2ef9f8-0d90-11e7-9b0d-d27c98455440_story.html
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Dial-a-Dog posted:On the topic of Trump running up the score on running down the executive, and Ivanka moving in: the modern role of the FLOTUS started with Eleanor Roosevelt, so it only took about eighty years and Melania despising her husband to reduce it to nothing, capped off nicely by him handing the duties off to the daughter he's probably doing Trump's legacy will be the ill-fated "do your daughter at work day"
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Gorsuch "would've walked out" if Trump asked him to overturn Roe. Lol
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*takes off running* *doesn't stop for the entire distance* *finally, 150 miles later, reaches destination* *bursts into the assembly* REDDIT IS BAD!
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