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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
can i get one, just one single solitary politician who can deploy a pop culture reference without completely putzing it up

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

i MAY not be

KURT COBAIN

but i still WANT you to COME as you ARE

to the polls!!!

Joementum posted:

*puts shotgun in mouth*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i wish i could get famous the famous seattle singer kurt cobain here, because this bill is clumsily arranged to look like political suicide!

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


eonwe posted:

cruz has never had a genuine friend in his life lmao

His kind only needs worshippers/acolytes

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6gKjtpkFM

What do you mean
trump couldn't be the president of the United States of America?

It's still we the people, right?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:nallears: GorSUCK

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Joementum posted:

"As a famous singer from Washington once said about healthcare treatment for opiate addiction...."

*puts shotgun in mouth*

fffffffffffffshit

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



remember the bit about how the female residents of ted cruz's freshman dorm had to complain about him wandering around their side of the building at night in his bathrobe

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

tacodaemon posted:

in re that guy who dressed up as han solo for a fun event in college

https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/844274596031414272

I know nothing about that Star Trek kid but I really hope he wins specifically because people found it endearing that he was just any old college kid and were just annoyed at Republicans for such a ridiculous attack.

I hope he's not an rear end in a top hat.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"You sound like my naive liberal daughters, don't worry your pretty head al franken as i shove this mutton up my butthole" :kiddo:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I wish I get could famous seattle musician Jimmy Hendricks here, because this bill needs to be turned around!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I am shocked time and time again that Al Franken is among the most competent and appropriately-critical sitting democrats. How majorly hosed we are.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jeb! Repetition posted:

He strongly believes he has a sense of humor though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq1Cb4WshFM

Of course he would like Leno, he was the worst of the lot

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

remember when Ted Cruz referred to a basketball goal as a "basketball ring"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Lastgirl posted:

"You sound like my naive liberal daughters, don't worry your pretty head al franken as i shove this mutton up my butthole" :kiddo:

Naive Liberal Daughters


what part of that is supposed to be the most demeaning?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

STAC Goat posted:

I know nothing about that Star Trek kid but I really hope he wins specifically because people found it endearing that he was just any old college kid and were just annoyed at Republicans for such a ridiculous attack.

I hope he's not an rear end in a top hat.

What's important is that it is +12 R district or something, so its a bellweather

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

all i got was Cardinal Voiello and the Venus of Willendorf

alfeda and the cat

a ted cruz peepshow

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Nothing's going to top this Al Franken confirmation hearing moment though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJmWioKddQ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this bill is, like the famous singer jerry steinfield sang, a show about nothing, and you know, you can't yada-yada sex,

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Squizzle posted:

i wish i could get famous the famous seattle singer kurt cobain here, because this bill is clumsily arranged to look like political suicide!

The bill is gonna take more of a Layne Stanley way out imo.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I am shocked time and time again that Al Franken is among the most competent and appropriately-critical sitting democrats. How majorly hosed we are.

I wonder how well he would do in the 2020 primary

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Jeb! Repetition posted:

He strongly believes he has a sense of humor though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq1Cb4WshFM

Ugh, I can't stand that guy.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I am shocked time and time again that Al Franken is among the most competent and appropriately-critical sitting democrats. How majorly hosed we are.

being good at comedy requires intelligent and wit

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I am shocked time and time again that Al Franken is among the most competent and appropriately-critical sitting democrats. How majorly hosed we are.

As a comedy writer and stand up he has to be witty and poo poo like none of these other goobers have had to come up with SNL sketches on their deadline lmao

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

SKULL.GIF posted:

being good at comedy requires intelligent and wit

this

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

STAC Goat posted:

I know nothing about that Star Trek kid but I really hope he wins specifically because people found it endearing that he was just any old college kid and were just annoyed at Republicans for such a ridiculous attack.

I hope he's not an rear end in a top hat.

He was an intern for and has been endorsed by John Lewis so he can't be all that bad.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I feel like the original Disney didn't have blood?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/844282447470759936

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:

I wonder how well he would do in the 2020 primary

i would not look forward to all the really affronted dudes complaining about that one time he and Sarah Silverman told people to knock it off at the DNC

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Thoguh posted:

So... parts not made by people who live and work in Michigan...

Yes it is how you pay a staggering unfunded pension liability after you use all the cash for executive bonuses, or you discharge the liability in bankruptcies and get a government bailout.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


lol what a little poo poo

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

"I dont understand ethics"

*is confirmed*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

MariusLecter posted:

Naive Liberal Daughters


what part of that is supposed to be the most demeaning?

the daughters part because having to be daughters to a father like Gorsuck is hella degrading especially as he tried to smugly put Al Franken down for having feelings towards animals.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Actual Satan posted:

Ugh, I can't stand that guy.

jesus

not even satan likes ted cruz

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hello friends

trumpcare is passing

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

FYI when Thomas retires next year and Trump nominated Pryor, Dems are going to say "now we can filibuster" and will get instantly nuked.

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

Lastgirl posted:

"You sound like my naive liberal daughters, don't worry your pretty head al franken as i shove this mutton up my butthole" :kiddo:

i don't get why conservatives think liberals are naive and idealistic

plenty of liberals (especially establishment 'hillbot' types) are incredibly cynical

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

and i must meme posted:

why is the world economy literally based on the mass delusions of unaccountable randos

everything else is, why shouldn't it be

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/michaeldweiss/status/844281517463560193

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