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On the one hand he seems confident in that On the other, wasn't Ley the one who went completely bananas when Ted Cruz ('s intern) completely dunked on them? E: oh, that was Tim Marchman
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If it was a joke it would be like "lol look how stupid the internet is b/c they read into everything" Which is a bad joke because it is not funny and is coming from a person who has spent his career reading way too much into everything.
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So It Goes posted:If it is a joke, I legitimately don't understand what the joke even is It would only work if he is parodying himself but that requires a self awareness he does not possess.
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CharlestheHammer posted:It would only work if he is parodying himself but that requires a self awareness he does not possess. Yeah. Again, this isn't even new. He does this pretty much every single time someone does a similar column, even when, as in both cases here, they mention it was influenced by his NBA columns (either because he's so petty he doesn't care or, more likely, because he stops reading after the headline)
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:23 |
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I think he believes the Trade Value Column is so singularly Simmons that even offering an acknowledgement is not a justification for jacking someone else's concept Which is insane, but Bill Simmons is insane
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xbilkis posted:I think he believes the Trade Value Column is so singularly Simmons that even offering an acknowledgement is not a justification for jacking someone else's concept For one of the last years he did it (which, if I remember right, was a multi-part thing that took a month to publish) he had Grantland's development team build a landing page/monument collecting all the old ones from the Page 2 and Boston Sports Guy days. I'm sure he spent a lot of time on it over the years but yeah. Edit: It was three parts published on Jan. 23, Feb. 25 and March 17. The trade deadline that year was Feb. 19. morestuff fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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DJExile posted:E: oh, that was Tim Marchman I don't understand in the slightest why Magary agreed to do the Deadcast again with loving Marchman -- the guy who thinks it's a point of pride to live in a house without air conditioning, the guy who scrubs his tweets hours after he posts them, the smug douchebag who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. At least Magary has the self-awareness that he's a complete goober.
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morestuff posted:For one of the last years he did it (which, if I remember right, was a multi-part thing that took a month to publish) he had Grantland's development team build a landing page/monument collecting all the old ones from the Page 2 and Boston Sports Guy days. I'm sure he spent a lot of time on it over the years but yeah. Btw strongly encourage people to read the really old ones because the writing is hysterically bad
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A whole case of Zing vodka says the Maloofs got this particular harebrained trade idea from Simmons' column
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 00:12 |
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The Rockets bench is made up of drop-38-on-the-Hawks-in-mid-February guys and it's pretty fun
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 00:31 |
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Oh my god how have I never seen this https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/844652135199444993
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:23 |
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Ooooof
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:26 |
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What's great is that, according to this Poynter interview, he'd done a similar column before, about a reporter who was held captive in Lebanon for seven years:quote:"Cleaning out the notebook while hoping Terry Anderson didn't have overdue library books: How long was it? When Anderson was captured, Wally Joyner was in Triple-A. Michael Jordan was finishing his rookie year. Ted Tollner and USC were Rose Bowl champs. Doug Flutie was the reigning Heisman Trophy winner. Jennifer Capriati was 9. And Cal State Fullerton was coming off an 11-1 football season.
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Zeeman posted:What's great is that, according to this Poynter interview, he'd done a similar column before, about a reporter who was held captive in Lebanon for seven years: It doesn't have the same closing kicker as the more well-known column.
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a good article http://thecomeback.com/nhl/2017-nhl-trade-value-player-rankings.html
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:01 |
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ahahahaha quote:I’m Dave Lozo and here’s what I believe.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:03 |
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quote:He took off his glasses. He held them up, his frail arm trembling. He pointed at them.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:07 |
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After a couple readings I caught the Rich Peverley/"Patrick Beverley" reference. Top marks.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TroyMachir/status/845065138961088513
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e: whoops
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 01:52 |
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This is pretty wonderful.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:20 |
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I didn't know Breitbart had a sports section...
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:46 |
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Let's check in with Charles Barkley on the Dan Patrick Show
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Kalli posted:Let's check in with Charles Barkley on the Dan Patrick Show At least Cowherd has some self-awareness that his entire job is to dispense of hot takes. Skip is just trash in general.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 18:37 |
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Skip is a wonderful person off the show from everything I've ever heard.
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sportsgenius86 posted:Skip is a wonderful person off the show from everything I've ever heard. I find this impossible to believe.
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Inspector_666 posted:I find this impossible to believe. Bomani Jones has said the same thing.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:09 |
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Yeah i've always heard Skip off camera is a genuinely good dude.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:34 |
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Skip was an rear end in a top hat to Sports stars. Like the poo poo he's said about Troy Aikman is terrible. But I'm sure he's fine to his coworkers.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:30 |
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That's the most reasonable take Charles has had in months
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:15 |
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Yeah, Skip used to be a legit reporter back in the day. He was on the ground floor of the SMU scandal and had genuinely insightful things to say on the Pony Excess documentary. He just happened to be ahead of the curve before everyone else realized it: being a hot take machine is far more financially lucrative than grinding it out on the local beat. E: Holy poo poo I just realized Skip is 65 years old. God only knows what his monthly hair dye/Botox budget looks like. Benne fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Benne posted:Yeah, Skip used to be a legit reporter back in the day. He was on the ground floor of the SMU scandal and had genuinely insightful things to say on the Pony Excess documentary. He may be 65, but he's Carrot Top levels of jacked.
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Benne posted:Yeah, Skip used to be a legit reporter back in the day. He was on the ground floor of the SMU scandal and had genuinely insightful things to say on the Pony Excess documentary. Man is this true. He was awesome on Pony Excess.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 13:51 |
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How does Skip not sell "Spicy Hot Take" salsa or something with his brother
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ElwoodCuse posted:How does Skip not sell "Spicy Hot Take" salsa or something with his brother I'm pretty sure Skip distanced himself from his whole family. He drat sure did from his abusive dad but I thought he just got clear of everyone.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 14:36 |
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Like every other right thinking person on earth, Rick hates Skip
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:42 |
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Need more evidence that sports journalists are entitled whiny little shits? Well here, have 2 reporters getting pissed off that an SI for Kids reporter actually had a good question
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DJExile posted:Need more evidence that sports journalists are entitled whiny little shits? Well here, have 2 reporters getting pissed off that an SI for Kids reporter actually had a good question I was watching the wrap up show last night and they showed the video of the press conference and as soon as the kid asked the question, my first thought was "holy poo poo that's a really good question". It's amazing how reporters sniff their own farts so often and for so long that they can't even realize that they're terrible at their jobs and a loving kid asked a better question than any of them have in years. I very rarely get worked up over stupid "controversies" but this has me seething with rage.
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Our buddy Chris Mueller said the guy was probably mad the kid didn't start his question with "Talk about..."
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