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Reanimating exgirlfriends is a BIG mistake lol. Just trust me on this
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FREE DGSW
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Mar 21, 2017 03:56
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naem posted:Reanimating exgirlfriends is a BIG mistake lol. Just trust me on this Hoooooo Boy, This! Just, no. Don't do it.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:05
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Pffft, reanimating and enthralling an ex is no biggie. Plus, you get to end things on your terms if you change your mind.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:09
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Pffft, reanimating and enthralling an ex is no biggie. Plus, you get to end things on your terms if you change your mind. Said either a sociopath without feelings, or a person that ending things on a "Bad Note".
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Mar 21, 2017 04:11
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You do realize this is the evil wizard thread?
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Automatic Slim posted:You do realize this is the evil wizard thread? There is a huge difference between being a total sociopath and being an evil wizard bent on dominating a (insert region here) because of past wrongs. Some villains are made. Some villains just are.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:21
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I am an immortal Ct'an rogue chaos god dressed like a jester hopping through various anime dimensions fixing broken plots and driving assholes insane because I embody both madness and the mind.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:What do you guys think of witches? I'm kinda torn, I once fell in love (like real, true love!) with this super hot witch, because she made me some of her broth everyday. We had wild witch sex, all the time, I think. I kinda hurts trying to remember, but it also feels good? imps before nymphs bro
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Mar 21, 2017 05:14
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Grouchio posted:I am an immortal Ct'an rogue chaos god dressed like a jester hopping through various anime dimensions fixing broken plots and driving assholes insane because I embody both madness and the mind. I'm just a dude with a pointy hat, a cursed dagger, and a lot of unresolved issues.
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Mar 21, 2017 07:24
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nomadologique posted:imps before nymphs bro yeah, yeah ok *sigh* but I have all this power! gently caress this unlife, man
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Mar 21, 2017 09:55
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Goa Tse-tung posted:yeah, yeah ok 
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Mar 21, 2017 10:04
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VendaGoat posted:There is a huge difference between being a total sociopath and being an evil wizard bent on dominating a (insert region here) because of past wrongs. Actually, there's a lot of overlap.
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One of the key tenants of evil wizardhood is that all people are capable of evil. Not immediately, in most cases, but if you ease them into it one act at a time it's very trivial (though not easy) to make even the most hardcore paladin fall. A life taken here, a lie told there, all in the name of the "greater good" is a great way to get rid of good.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Actually, there's a lot of overlap. To the uninitiated, yes.
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jon joe posted:One of the key tenants of evil wizardhood is that all people are capable of evil. Not immediately, in most cases, but if you ease them into it one act at a time it's very trivial (though not easy) to make even the most hardcore paladin fall. A life taken here, a lie told there, all in the name of the "greater good" is a great way to get rid of good. You really have to add it all up at the end of the day to see how evil you are. I turned chaotic neutral once for a week
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naem posted:You really have to add it all up at the end of the day to see how evil you are. I turned chaotic neutral once for a week What was his name 
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lol "the greater good" i wrote a tome in graduate school about how that concept is the single greatest evil invention of all time. how many good souls have fallen in its pursuit, sometimes i drift off to sleep thinking about...
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naem posted:You really have to add it all up at the end of the day to see how evil you are. I turned chaotic neutral once for a week if wizarding school is about one thing, really, it's about trying things out. see how it feels not to do evil for a day. you probably won't like it but at least, later on, you can monologue to the hero strapped down to your torture chair exactly why you are the way you are.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:My dude. Wear all the rings you want, amassing Great Power is totally Within The Laws. It sounds like you may be dealing with repressed Paladin Logic, there's a couple ways to get over it. I know some good succubii if you can't handle it on your own. yea mine dude I doth wear twelve rings for I have e'en now in my clutches ten of the crystals of knull, two more of which stand betwixt mine minions and mine nemesis after I have enslaved his people using a machine made from his mother's bones and get the crystals I shall havent thought of that actually idk what do other evil wizards do when thine nemesis is struck fell and the crystals lie within thine grasp? are cruises still fun? talkies?
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Mar 22, 2017 04:28
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VendaGoat posted:Hoooooo Boy, This! lol yep it's one of those mistakes that e'ryone makes before one casts all love from thine heart to craft thine first pillow golem
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Mar 22, 2017 04:35
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There's always more nemeses out there don't worry. Heck I had three I didn't know about, they ended up fighting each other
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Peanut Butler posted:lol yep it's one of those mistakes that e'ryone makes before one casts all love from thine heart to craft thine first pillow golem Just polymorph someone into your dream and then dominate them. This isn't celestial abjuration. Sheesh.
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Peanut Butler posted:havent thought of that actually idk what do other evil wizards do when thine nemesis is struck fell and the crystals lie within thine grasp? are cruises still fun? talkies? too much success has been the downfall of a great number of the best and brightest wizards i've known. i'm one of the lucky ones who is little more than mediocre, so i'll never finally crush my adversaries and lose my reason for being. i remember a lich who came to speak at school, he gave a lecture about how he became a lich so he could study longer, grow more powerful, etc, but when he did finally succeed in killing his rival and animating his corpse like he'd been striving to for millenia, everything else seemed pointless after. and he would just have to live with that fact for all eternity. it was kind of harrowing, tbh. really put things in perspective for me.
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dunno how many times i've had to tell my mom (and for god's sake i wish just one cycle she'd miss her blood feast and fail to revive for good...) there's nothing wrong with a career in middling evil.
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not every town can be the hometown of a hero. not every wizard can be his nemesis. if you need a wizard nobody has ever heard of, to terrorize a town nobody has ever heard of, i'm your man.
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VendaGoat posted:To the uninitiated, yes. Everything is a lie. All things are permitted. As long as you Keep The Laws, obviously. VendaGoat posted:Just polymorph someone into your dream and then dominate them. Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. Peanut Butler posted:yea mine dude I doth wear twelve rings for I have e'en now in my clutches ten of the crystals of knull, two more of which stand betwixt mine minions and mine nemesis There will always be other nemesises. Nemesii? You'll find something else to do. You could join a fandom, for instance.
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Need a anti-gurf spell stat
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stop showering. if you're already doing that and she's still coming onto you, try showering. sometimes it's the easiest things.
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Any tips for getting myself out of the formless void I've been banished to? Somehow I still get smartphone reception here, thank Evil for small favors
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Hobelhouse posted:Any tips for getting myself out of the formless void I've been banished to? Somehow I still get smartphone reception here, thank Evil for small favors oh you're in London? good luck, maybe try hailing a cab?
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Hobelhouse posted:Any tips for getting myself out of the formless void I've been banished to? Somehow I still get smartphone reception here, thank Evil for small favors Ignore the last posteryou are in Michigan, go north and cross the lake to escape
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teach a man to fish, feed him for a day turn him into a fish, you eat well all week
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"Archmage" of the Brethren of the Blood Moon thought a secret passphrase and a secret handshake was 2FA
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GUYS I NEED HELP I AM BEING CHASED BY WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TREASURE CHEST ON HUNDREDS OF TINY FEET I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIMIC AND I TRIED CHARMING IT BUT THE loving THING IS TOTALLY IMMUNE TO ALL FORMS OF MAGIC
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Just redirect it towards a school or orphanage or something.
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What's the best way to get skeletons to look good in a suit? I've been trying to make my lair a little classier, and have been hoping to get some nice uniforms for all the minions. They just look so baggy and cheap even on a high quality skeleton.
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Mar 22, 2017 13:53
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Those uniforms will have to be custom fit. Fortunately, you won't need a lot of fabric.
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Speleothing posted:What's the best way to get skeletons to look good in a suit? I've been trying to make my lair a little classier, and have been hoping to get some nice uniforms for all the minions. They just look so baggy and cheap even on a high quality skeleton. Have you considered electro plating your skellies in various kinds of metals? or BeDazzle that poo poo
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Speleothing posted:What's the best way to get skeletons to look good in a suit? I've been trying to make my lair a little classier, and have been hoping to get some nice uniforms for all the minions. They just look so baggy and cheap even on a high quality skeleton. Spandex.
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