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LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
oh jeroen, shine on you crazy diamond

https://www.ft.com/content/2498740e-b911-3dbf-942d-ecce511a351e

quote:

Jeroen Dijsselbloem, the head of the eurozone’s finance ministers, has come under attack after refusing to apologise for saying some southern European countries had wasted money on “drinks and women” in the run upto the eurozone crisis.
At a parliamentary hearing in Brussels on Tuesday, the Dutch policy chief – whose Labour party suffered a punishing defeat in national elections last week – was dubbed “insulting” and “vulgar” by MEPs for remarks made in an interview with German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.
Mr Dijsselbloem said he would “not apologise” after coming under fire to distance himself from remarks perceived as an attack on the bloc’s southern countries such as Spain, Portugal, Italy and Greece. But Mr Dijsselbloem defended himself, insisting that solidarity in the eurozone could only be ensured if all governments stuck by their promises to adhere to the EU’s budgetary rules on debt and deficit limits.
“The concept that when I am being stern on the rules and regulations and taking them seriously, that this is an attack, is a huge mistake” he told MEPs.
Spanish MEP Gabriel Mato said the comments were an “insult” to southern member states and Mr Dijsselbloem had lost his “neutrality” as Eurogroup chief.
In comments reported in the Spanish press, Mr Dijsselbloem told FAZ:
During the crisis of the euro, the countries of the North have shown solidarity with the countries affected by the crisis.
As a Social Democrat, I attribute exceptional importance to solidarity. [But] you also have obligations. You can not spend all the money on drinks and women and then ask for help.
although the silly dutch electorate did not appropriately reward his governing wisdom in the recent elections, never fear - he is to be found some kind of permanent eu position regardless, or may just stay on as the head of the eurogroup anyway because, hey, why not?

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/Publico/status/844220394164948993

Dijsselbloem : "The southern europeans spend their money on booze and girls"

I mean gently caress where else would you spend it you cheeky oval office

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/844226597309825024

Well then

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Ahaha the UK too?

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/844221181989457921

Everyone is such a pussy, jesus loving christ

E: Also, I wanna know what the Dutch are doing with the money that most of our companies pay there in taxes

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

orange sky posted:

Ahaha the UK too?

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/844221181989457921

Everyone is such a pussy, jesus loving christ

I feel like there has to be some kind of specific intelligence inspiring this. The future of flight is looking super depressing either way though, because security theater shows no sign of going back in the bottle ever.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Smart, ultra successful business man making mad cash arranging meetings and making deals. What's not to like? :coolfish:

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

LemonDrizzle posted:

oh jeroen, shine on you crazy diamond

https://www.ft.com/content/2498740e-b911-3dbf-942d-ecce511a351e

although the silly dutch electorate did not appropriately reward his governing wisdom in the recent elections, never fear - he is to be found some kind of permanent eu position regardless, or may just stay on as the head of the eurogroup anyway because, hey, why not?

Frankly I would like him to remain head of the eurogroup, if only to keep him away from my own country.

Apparently he was also a target of the Greek anarchists sending parcel bombs btw, along with Pierre Moscovici, Klaus Regling and previous Greek FinMin Gikas Hardouvelis.

Pluskut Tukker fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Mar 21, 2017

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

LemonDrizzle posted:

This is completely incorrect - there was a strong negative public reaction against any suggestion of going easy on Greece in several northern and eastern european countries.

Because of a completely fake and misleading narrative, i.e. we where bailing out the greeks, rather than the european banks who foolishly lent to greece and should have been left to fail.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

His Divine Shadow posted:

Because of a completely fake and misleading narrative, i.e. we where bailing out the greeks, rather than the european banks who foolishly lent to greece and should have been left to fail.

To be fair Greece was publishing fraudulent numbers, so it's not like the banks were just handing over money regardless of what they were seeing. What they were seeing just wasn't true.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Frankly I would like him to remain head of the eurogroup, if only to keep him away from my own country.


Wow what a display of Euro-solidarity here. Everybody has to do sacrifices in this economy friend.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Sinteres posted:

To be fair Greece was publishing fraudulent numbers, so it's not like the banks were just handing over money regardless of what they were seeing. What they were seeing just wasn't true.

Was it leman brothers who helped greece cook the books ? Let them bail themselves

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

unpacked robinhood posted:

Was it leman brothers who helped greece cook the books ? Let them bail themselves

Lehman Brothers doesn't exist anymore.

Namarrgon
Dec 23, 2008

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

LemonDrizzle posted:

although the silly dutch electorate did not appropriately reward his governing wisdom in the recent elections, never fear - he is to be found some kind of permanent eu position regardless, or may just stay on as the head of the eurogroup anyway because, hey, why not?

*party reaches lowest numbers ever since their creation*
"Truly this is not representative of our Mandate from Heaven to rule!"

orange sky posted:

E: Also, I wanna know what the Dutch are doing with the money that most of our companies pay there in taxes

We just gave the neoliberal another term as prime minister so what do you think? We gave it to the rich.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


unpacked robinhood posted:

Was it leman brothers who helped greece cook the books ? Let them bail themselves

No, it was Goldman Sachs.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

His Divine Shadow posted:

Because of a completely fake and misleading narrative, i.e. we where bailing out the greeks, rather than the european banks who foolishly lent to greece and should have been left to fail.

That's actually not correct, given that there were huge haircuts on privately held Greek debt.


Also yay for Dijsselbloem. It would be very funny if he keeps his post to allow S&D to keep their last "president" - although Peter Kazimir has a strong twitter game, so he would be fine as well.

GaussianCopula fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Mar 21, 2017

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sinteres posted:

To be fair Greece was publishing fraudulent numbers, so it's not like the banks were just handing over money regardless of what they were seeing. What they were seeing just wasn't true.

Everyone knew their numbers didn't make sense though.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

u brexit ukip it posted:

Everyone knew their numbers didn't make sense though.

Maybe, and I'll be the first to say the banks are awful, but it's hard to portray Greece as simply being hapless victims of evil bullying creditors who forced them to take bad loans if Greece was committing fraud in the process.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Sinteres posted:

Maybe, and I'll be the first to say the banks are awful, but it's hard to portray Greece as simply being hapless victims of evil bullying creditors who forced them to take bad loans if Greece was committing fraud in the process.
Greece and the government of Greece is not the same thing.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


Sinteres posted:

Maybe, and I'll be the first to say the banks are awful, but it's hard to portray Greece as simply being hapless victims of evil bullying creditors who forced them to take bad loans if Greece was committing fraud in the process.

Yeah, and the political class of all countries have blood on their hands. That's kind of stuff is a lovely non-excuse for some of capitalism's worst excesses.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

GaussianCopula posted:

That's actually not correct, given that there were huge haircuts on privately held Greek debt.


Also yay for Dijsselbloem. It would be very funny if he keeps his post to allow S&D to keep their last "president" - although Peter Kazimir has a strong twitter game, so he would be fine as well.

It's actually very correct.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
It takes two to lie, one to lie and the other to lend

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Sinteres posted:

I feel like there has to be some kind of specific intelligence inspiring this. The future of flight is looking super depressing either way though, because security theater shows no sign of going back in the bottle ever.

not saying that is a good thing, but the list is actually really good aka it includes Saudi Arabia. The USA travel ban was basically just Sudan and some Shia countries for whatever reason (as if Iran will suicide bomb a plane?)

anything which makes life for Saudis more inconvenient is cool& good in my book

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
https://twitter.com/YahooActuFR/status/844246122327687175
Macron has known the crushing grip of poverty because he once had to live on a mere €1000 per month as a teenage student.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

LemonDrizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/YahooActuFR/status/844246122327687175
Macron has known the crushing grip of poverty because he once had to live on a mere €1000 per month as a teenage student.

i, working class man

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

LemonDrizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/YahooActuFR/status/844246122327687175
Macron has known the crushing grip of poverty because he once had to live on a mere €1000 per month as a teenage student.

Their humanity simulator chips still leave a lot to be desired

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

LemonDrizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/YahooActuFR/status/844246122327687175
Macron has known the crushing grip of poverty because he once had to live on a mere €1000 per month as a teenage student.

:shepface:

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


GaussianCopula is Dijsselbloem's personal account and I claim my 5 pounds.

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

YF-23 posted:

No, it was Goldman Sachs.

After 2002-3, it really wasn't Goldman Sachs anymore. The Karamanlis government was perfectly capable of cooking the books without foreign help. And since for the past five years Greek prosecutors have been trying to get the head of the statistics office convicted for bringing Greek statistics up to European standards, having reliable numbers still doesn't seem to be a priority for Greece's ruling class.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

GaussianCopula posted:

It would be very funny if he keeps his post to allow S&D to keep their last "president" - although Peter Kazimir has a strong twitter game, so he would be fine as well.
Are you looking forward to the future in which the EPP holds all the EU presidencies but the socialist God-Emperor Schulz rules the vaterland with his iron fist of communism, friend GC?

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

LemonDrizzle posted:

Macron has known the crushing grip of poverty because he once had to live on a mere €1000 per month as a teenage student.

Depending on rent, that's not really much.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Hamon's dropped back into fifth place in the French primary polls, behind Mélenchon. Feel the Mélenchomentum!

throw to first drat IT posted:

Depending on rent, that's not really much.
For a single young man? It's not a lot, but it's far from being desperately uncomfortable.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

throw to first drat IT posted:

Depending on rent, that's not really much.

20 years ago?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
First we would need to know whether he's talking 1000€ in today's euros or 1000€ in whatever years he was studying euros, yeah.

In any case, I would certainly have been ecstatic if I got 1000 a month as a teenage student.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Mar 22, 2017

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.
I'd have been dead of alcohol poisoning.

...

Dijsselbloem was right :smith:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Wait - being a full-time student AND earn € 1000/month? Bull. If he got it from his folks I understand but that's about the end of it.

Namarrgon
Dec 23, 2008

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
You can get nearly €1000/month from the government in the Netherlands as well when you are a (fulltime) student.

Plot twist it is a loan and about 2/3 of minimum wage.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

LemonDrizzle posted:

Are you looking forward to the future in which the EPP holds all the EU presidencies but the socialist God-Emperor Schulz rules the vaterland with his iron fist of communism, friend GC?

First of all it should be noted that Schulz is not a hardcore leftist, no matter how much certain people wish he was, but anyway, I want the S&D to keep the Eurogroup presidency, given that their candidates (Kazimir and Dijsselbloem) are Wolfi's best pupils and therefore Schulz will have peaked to early, lead the SPD to a, for their situation respectable, second place and a new Grand Coalition, because if his tenure in the EP has shown anything, it is that he will do anything for a post, and everyone can go on with their life as normal.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


LemonDrizzle posted:

oh jeroen, shine on you crazy diamond

https://www.ft.com/content/2498740e-b911-3dbf-942d-ecce511a351e

although the silly dutch electorate did not appropriately reward his governing wisdom in the recent elections, never fear - he is to be found some kind of permanent eu position regardless, or may just stay on as the head of the eurogroup anyway because, hey, why not?

"During the crisis of the euro, the countries of the North have shown solidarity with the countries affected by the crisis."

Hmmmmmmmm. That's funny, top work.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

throw to first drat IT posted:

Depending on rent, that's not really much.

You can live anywhere in France with 1000/month excluding maybe Paris, especially 20 years ago adjusted for inflation or not.

e the whole quote
Le candidat à présidentielle répond à une question posée par un internaute qui lui demande s'il a "déjà vécu avec 1.000 euros par mois" Et voici sa réponse :

quote:

J'ai vécu à un moment donné, quand j'étais adolescent, avec environ 1000 euros par mois. Quand j'ai quitté ma famille pour venir à Paris, dans des moments qui peuvent arriver dans la vie. Ça a duré 2 ans parce que c'étaient des choix personnels et intimes sur lesquels je ne reviendrai pas. (...) J'ai, à ce moment-là, donné des cours particuliers pendant 2 ans. Donc je sais ce que c'est, oui. Je sais ce que c'est de boucler une fin de mois difficile. Je sais ce que c'est de devoir chercher... et encore j'étais favorisé, j'étais en classe prépa, je pouvais donner des cours particuliers. Donc je sais ce que c'est des étudiants qui doivent se faire le MacDo pour pouvoir vivre de leurs études, oui.

I cbf translating it but it's a bit less laughable in context

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Mar 22, 2017

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Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


I find it highly unlikely that anyone would be physically able to study in a prépa while simultaneously teaching enough classes to make €1000/month

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