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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pesticide20 posted:

I honestly thought it would take six months of his presidency to get to where we are today. I figured there would be the same number of gently caress-ups, just more spaced out. Jesus Christ, it's barely been two months.

I don't want to poo poo up this thread with a bunch of twitter links and pictures, but my general posting standard is "HOLY loving poo poo WHAT THE gently caress".

So..... here's the loving Wall Street Journal and they've had enough of Donnie

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844368558394130432

And the New York Daily News is the best.

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/844365429132931073

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Let's be realistic. Any expansion in nasa budget is probably going to be spent on spy satellites.

Actually NASA's bin of yet-unfunded ideas has a lot of really cool poo poo right now.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Bald Trump is good

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

A Handed Missus posted:

Bald Trump is good

it's more evil looking, but it's still an improvement on the stupid poo poo he has now.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Two Finger posted:

I saw an F150 yesterday with a Clinton/Kaine '16 sticker on it yesterday. I have no idea what it was doing here.

I legit forgot who her running mate even was, and I cannot - for the loving life of me - tell you his first name anymore.

I'm reasonably sure I can put a face to his name, though.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I legit forgot who her running mate even was, and I cannot - for the loving life of me - tell you his first name anymore.

I'm reasonably sure I can put a face to his name, though.

Tim Kaine. Dude was raised as a Jesuit. That's pretty hardcore and I respect the hell out of him for it.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I met Tim Kaine a few times when I was working as an AV tech in college at the law school he taught at (I ended up recording a few of his lectures and speeches). He's a good dude that not even Republicans can badmouth, aside from disagreeing with some of his policies.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Tim Kaine probably doesn't even drink milk on its expiration date. He's like the most inoffensive VP ever which was pretty fitting for the 'take no stand' campaign he was a part of.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TBeats posted:

it's more evil looking, but it's still an improvement on the stupid poo poo he has now.

Is it a toupee or a bad haircut? I can't tell.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

I don't want to poo poo up this thread with a bunch of twitter links and pictures, but my general posting standard is "HOLY loving poo poo WHAT THE gently caress".

So..... here's the loving Wall Street Journal and they've had enough of Donnie

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844368558394130432

And the New York Daily News is the best.

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/844365429132931073

Dr Evil would have done better than this.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

I saw an F150 yesterday with a Clinton/Kaine '16 sticker on it yesterday. I have no idea what it was doing here.

maybe its like when they send all the super bowl losers shirts to some third world country

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

maybe its like when they send all the super bowl losers shirts to some third world country

Hey, at least we have good healthcare, cheap education and look after our people. :troll:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/844374696879644673

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Oh they're just having fun, what 30 something dude wouldn't fire missiles if they could

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I'll pay 50 bucks to a charity of cole's choice if I see a prostitute pissing on trump and it verified to not be fake

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
If I was Kim Jong Un I would be shooting missiles every week and make statements about it saying how we are celebrating X thing that Trump did.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/844366774246236160

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

is this an unironic post you decided to make in a military subforum? the undisputed kings of wasting tax dollars doing stupid poo poo?

It's a 100% ironic post in the tone of the lawmakers who whine about welfare and other tax dollar spending.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


This was the original post:

Genocide Tendency posted:

I'm willing to bet $25 to Puppies Behind Bars that there is a real tape of it running around. And if its out there its going to make it out.

Should we put a time line on this?


I don't know if its clear so I'll just redo the entire :toxx:

If the piss tape is released by a reasonably credible news agency and verified real through reasonable means by midnight April 30th (100th day of Trump's Presidency) I will give $25 to Puppies Behind Bars. If not I will give $25 to some charity agreed upon by GIP.


Reverand maynard posted:

I'll pay 50 bucks to a charity of cole's choice if I see a prostitute pissing on trump and it verified to not be fake

Eh.. gently caress it.. If the tape is out and real, I'll make it $50 to Puppies. If no tape or one not verified by 4/30, its $25 to GIP choice.

Edit: Payment verification posted by May 6th

Everyone cool with this?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/844392417885409284

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We've always been sorta lucky that Best Korea has no failsafes on their missiles so they constantly blow up or fire wrong. It'll be trouble if they eventually figure that poo poo out.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
If the piss tape is real AND it gets pissboy impeached I will

uhhh

drat I dunno










celebrate

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Piss tape gets revealed, dumb hicks suddenly keen on "consenting adults" argument, but only as far as it applies to Donnie.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm not buying into this renewed Donnie-pisstape-craze. My gentle heart has been teased too much in the past couple of months.

But gently caress it, I'd be on board with a tenner donation to puppers or something.



Welp, missed the German piss-porn joke

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I really don't want to get recalled from the IRR to go freeze my balls off while getting shelled assembling a river crossing in Best Korea, but I will say that it would almost be worth it if coincided with Big Uns eating a hellfire.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



psydude posted:

I really don't want to get recalled from the IRR to go freeze my balls off while getting shelled assembling a river crossing in Best Korea, but I will say that it would almost be worth it if coincided with Big Uns eating a hellfire.


2018. :ohdear:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

psydude posted:

I really don't want to get recalled from the IRR to go freeze my balls off while getting shelled assembling a river crossing in Best Korea, but I will say that it would almost be worth it if coincided with Big Uns eating a hellfire.

In a nuclear hellscape the cold would be moot.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

psydude posted:

I really don't want to get recalled from the IRR to go freeze my balls off while getting shelled assembling a river crossing in Best Korea, but I will say that it would almost be worth it if coincided with Big Uns eating a hellfire.

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





M_Gargantua posted:

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

:vince:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

M_Gargantua posted:

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

Gonna have to ask McNally how this plays out.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

M_Gargantua posted:

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

:drat:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

M_Gargantua posted:

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

Oh my god.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

redneck nazgul posted:

Gonna have to ask McNally how this plays out.

drat dude

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



M_Gargantua posted:

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

loving savage

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/844407155289735172

Guess why she's upset




























Colin Kaepernick donated $50k to meals on wheels.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008


I just want to state I've never, ever wanted something to be so real in my life. Not Santa Clause, not Dragons, hell not even Jesus. No, I want the Piss tape. I don't care if it doesn't change anything politically, and at this point I don't care if it forever ruins the office of the POTUS. We as a nation, ignorant and stupid as we all are, decided to dive down this rabbit hole I wanna see how far it goes. Let the tape be released in all of its golden glory. Let it stand permanently as a monument not only to Donald Trump and every disgusting, ignorant, and blow-hard thing he stands for, but to how far the integrity of our nation has fallen. Stand aside, Statue of Liberty, for the Piss tape will be the new American Symbol. And we deserve it.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
If recorded comments on sexual assault weren't enough to drat him, why would piss tape? Evangelicals already exposed their religious hypocrisy for a Supreme Court judge, might as well double down. Plus, gotta get that walk built no matter what

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
If piss tape existed we'd have seen it by now.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Paul Manafort: Putin as gently caress. AP got their hands on documents showing he had a $10m/year contract with a Putin-linked Russian billionaire.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844503002622898176

https://twitter.com/AP/status/844500047307984897

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Mar 22, 2017

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Paul Manafort: Putin as gently caress. AP got their hands on documents showing he had a $10m/year contract with a Putin-linked Russian billionaire.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844503002622898176

https://twitter.com/AP/status/844500047307984897

This smoke is getting really loving thick, I wonder if there is a fire.

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