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U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

ekuNNN posted:

This is a cinematic masterpiece :allears:


I was honestly expecting the slug to eat the flytrap.

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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://zippy.gfycat.com/MadeupRegalCanine.webm

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

DancingShade posted:

Ahem. In Australia "boxed wine" should be correctly referred to by it's correct name, the "goon bag".

The wine is goon. It comes in a goon bag.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Lone Badger posted:

The wine is goon. It comes in a goon bag.

If you have many different goon bags, you peg them to the Hills Hoist and play a good old game of 'Wheel of Goon'

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Goon of Fortune

:goonsay:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Goon of Fortune

:goonsay:

This is the correct answer.

edit: have a pic

Bogan King has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Mar 22, 2017

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Also if you ever find yourself in a shared accommodation situation where the people you live with are drinking and you're the late one back "home" then that is exactly the correct time to produce your goon bag.

Don't bother with a glass. Just pour it straight in your mouth.

^ Beautiful!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
"Time to produce your goon bag" sounds worse than it should.

e- for content, the perfect office gift.

Jippa has a new favorite as of 10:17 on Mar 22, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i like how you can see the ice patch before she slips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjsHdv5hRw

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Jose posted:

i like how you can see the ice patch before she slips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjsHdv5hRw

I still don't understand their thinking and deciding to jump out of the car.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

spog posted:

I still don't understand their thinking and deciding to jump out of the car.

Total stupidity unless they are headed for a cliff or some thing.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

spog posted:

I still don't understand their thinking and deciding to jump out of the car.

the same thinking that got them into the car and moving it

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gorilla Salad posted:

Goon of Fortune

:goonsay:

I guess that works, I like it, we always called it Wheel of Goon though. Now we just have a literal pissing contest seeing who can make the most lines of piss back and forth the street. Watching new players running into their own piss is always hilarious.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Bullfighter takes 11" up the butt:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/bull-rams-11-inch-horn-matador-butt-bout-graphic-article-1.3004956



New Jersey town sends 5 men on a $100,000 amphibious vehicle out onto a frozen lake to rescue...a deer. Boat sinks.

http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2017/03/what_caused_sinking_of_100k_watercraft_sent_to_rescue_deer_explained.html

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Phanatic posted:

New Jersey town sends 5 men on a $100,000 amphibious vehicle out onto a frozen lake to rescue...a deer. Boat sinks.

http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2017/03/what_caused_sinking_of_100k_watercraft_sent_to_rescue_deer_explained.html

At least the deer is fine

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Going through the lengthy "Crappy Construction Tales" thread and found a gem:



Person A (Sell Dude) owns left house, is trying to sell it. Person B (Buyer Dude) owns right house AND other houses on the other side of Sell Dude's house. Wants to buy Sell Dude's house, but Sell Dude is trying to gouge him since he knows he really wants it.

Buyer Dude points out that Sell Dude's driveway is encroaching over the property line, and that should be considered during negotiations. Sell Dude won't budge. Buyer Dude pulls the above stunt, which is legal and which really hurts Sell Dude's chances of selling to other folks.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Both parties are assholes here, so I'm okay with this :munch:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Doesn't sound like much of a party at all.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Does buy dude live in a different house each night?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
There are seven days in a week.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There are seven days in a week.

Not if he was to do sunday, tuesday, thursday then saturday. ;)

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

But moments after the matador uses a red cloth, known as a muleta, to try and get the bull to pivot around him, the animal seems to lose it.
I'd say the bull found it.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

More like el toro him a new rear end in a top hat

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Sell dude probably wanted a fair price and Buy Dude is the one telling the story.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VideoGames posted:

Not if he was to do sunday, tuesday, thursday then saturday. ;)

:golfclap:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bringing up more furry drama. That comedian guy is still whining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6-taH_xUW4

The board's response still remains from before, 'We're giving new acts and events that are growing in popularity the main stage. Also you were never banned from the con.' Yet people are taking it that way. Doesn't help whiny comedian is fanning those flames.

Hot takes from the comments. 'Someone should doxx the programming director' and 'Someone should shoot "the human being in charge" of the con for this.' The guy in charge of the con is a good friend of said comedian, they've been on stage together many many times, and he was one of the few people on the board that wanted the comedian's show to stay.

e - fixed quotes for clarity. 'quotes' are summaries, "quote" is a direct quote.

Mercedes Colomar has a new favorite as of 15:54 on Mar 22, 2017

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Slow down there friend, that's a lot of quotation marks.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

funmanguy posted:

Slow down there friend, that's a lot of quotation marks.

Noted, and edited for clarity.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Furries are terrible. Who'da thunk it?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Only when a loudmouth gets told to shut the gently caress up it seems. Ironic that the guy whining about Safe Spaces... wants a Safe Space.

https://twitter.com/2_gryphon/status/844300316338262018

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
So infringement on free speech now includes which stage you get to perform on at a convention. I'll add it to the list.

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.
I wish anyone who moans about "limiting free speech" would just die in a fire. "Free speech" only applies to the government's ability to censor you. Private entities and individual people can freely tell you to shut the gently caress up and get the gently caress out.

Which this guy needs to do, forever.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Pearnicious posted:

I wish anyone who moans about "limiting free speech" would just die in a fire. "Free speech" only applies to the government's ability to censor you. Private entities and individual people can freely tell you to shut the gently caress up and get the gently caress out.

Which this guy needs to do, forever.

Freedom of speech isn't just protection from "you can't say these things" via the government. Employers can't compel employees to produce political speech they disagree with, nor can they prohibit nonprofessional speech that isn't contrary to the employee's job. (This is a bit of an oversimplification, but the point is that the government is not the only entity constrained from inhibiting freedom of speech.)

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Pearnicious posted:

I wish anyone who moans about "limiting free speech" would just die in a fire. "Free speech" only applies to the government's ability to censor you. Private entities and individual people can freely tell you to shut the gently caress up and get the gently caress out.

Which this guy needs to do, forever.

Also, not being given access to a stage is not censorship. I tried using that line, but the security at Madonna's concert weren't having it.

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

Aerdan posted:

Freedom of speech isn't just protection from "you can't say these things" via the government. Employers can't compel employees to produce political speech they disagree with, nor can they prohibit nonprofessional speech that isn't contrary to the employee's job. (This is a bit of an oversimplification, but the point is that the government is not the only entity constrained from inhibiting freedom of speech.)

This is true, but it doesn't change the fact that this furry fuckwad is dead wrong in this situation.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Pearnicious posted:

This is true, but it doesn't change the fact that this furry fuckwad is dead wrong in this situation.

Being that it's a furry convention, you're saying everyone involved is wrong?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

DancingShade posted:

Ahem. In Australia "boxed wine" should be correctly referred to by it's correct name, the "goon bag".
Cardboardeaux :colbert:

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Why are you so invested in furry drama?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Aerdan posted:

Freedom of speech isn't just protection from "you can't say these things" via the government. Employers can't compel employees to produce political speech they disagree with, nor can they prohibit nonprofessional speech that isn't contrary to the employee's job. (This is a bit of an oversimplification, but the point is that the government is not the only entity constrained from inhibiting freedom of speech.)

In actual practice, "contrary to the employees job" is a pretty easy hurdle to clear. If you make racist comments in a public forum for instance, your employer can rightfully claim that to continue to employ you would potentially hurt the business.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Oldstench posted:

Why are you so invested in furry drama?

eh, at least it's not threatening to stalk and murder teenagers in wheelchairs because of a spaceship game

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