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Starshark posted:Should a Democrat get in the next election (which I'm not assuming for a moment, but bear with me here) the cartoonists will blame them for the economy being in a shambles on 20 January 2021 at 12:01am. "'Give him a chance'? I don't recall ever saying that about Trump. I just remember applauding when he fixed everything instantly.  "
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Starshark posted:Should a Democrat get in the next election (which I'm not assuming for a moment, but bear with me here) the cartoonists will blame them for the economy being in a shambles on 20 January 2021 at 12:01am. "Well, we just decided to go ahead and move the swearing in to midnight, since the skies are always black nowadays".
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Starshark posted:Should a Democrat get in the next election (which I'm not assuming for a moment, but bear with me here) the cartoonists will blame them for the economy being in a shambles on 20 January 2021 at 12:01am. "Oh great, another Democrat. When are we gonna get a Republican in? We haven't had one since Reagan." *nose begins to bleed from massive cognitive dissonance*
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Somfin posted:"Oh great, another Democrat. When are we gonna get a Republican in? We haven't had one since Reagan." *nose begins to bleed from massive cognitive dissonance* *posts a picture of donald and Melania on Facebook with a caption reading "Remember when the ADULTS were in charge?", ears start bleeding as well*
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Starshark posted:Should a Democrat get in the next election (which I'm not assuming for a moment, but bear with me here) the cartoonists will blame them for the economy being in a shambles on 20 January 2021 at 12:01am. Hell, before that. In 2008, some people were blaming Obama for the economy before he even got elected, claiming businesses were panicked that he might win.
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Angular Cyrus posted:It doesn't exist, because Tinsley never bothered to draw it. Instead, he did four strips of people talking about how it should happen. I like how people like Tinsley simultaneously hold up Walmart as a core part of the "real" american experience while railing against globalism, NAFTA, and the abandonment of middle america.
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Pants Donkey posted:Looking forward to 2-4 years from now when conservatives are acting like Trump Was Always bad and they NEVER supported him. As long as we can skip the step a few years later when liberals forget all the atrocities and just see a kind old man trying his hand at painting.
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Somfin posted:E: also lol why would hell respect the greenback you fuckin' idiot Uh because obviously Fiat money is backed by the full faith and credit of the Infernal Kingdom of Satan 
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Oh? Which token resigned?
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Quorum posted:Uh because obviously Fiat money is backed by the full faith and credit of the Infernal Kingdom of Satan I'm sure the Prince of Lies is a fan of fiat money--but his true love is BitCoin.
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nerd plus rage posted:
The trump tweet spelled it tapp
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Xander77 posted:So, any parts that fall off people, accidental-like, are good eating? I get probated for one loving week and this thread has already descended into cannibalism?
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Every once in a while I stumble across a cartoon I like in this thread.
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
Yeah poor, infirm and elderly: just get your relatives to buy you food! Jeez! Also you lazy paraplegics just need to walk it off and hey, deaf people, have you tried talking louder?  "Haunted mansion"? Russian? $95 million? So, being the curious type I looked it up: quote:In 2008, Dmitry Rybolovlev bought the Palm Beach mansion owned by Trump for $13 million more than the most expensive Palm Beach mansion sale up to that moment. quote:In 2008, Rybolovlev characterized the purchase as a company investment: “This acquisition is simply an investment in real estate by one of the companies in which I have an interest,” Rybolovlev said at the time through a spokesman for Uralkali, the fertilizer company he previously owned. quote:Rybolovlev had disavowed any interest in the property during his messy divorce from now-ex-wife, Elena. quote:In 2011, court documents in his divorce stated that “Mr. Rybolovlev has not purchased or managed any real estate in Florida for investment purposes, either directly or indirectly,” according to a motion filed in the divorce case. quote:At various times in court records, Rybolovlev said the house was for investment purposes, then said it would be for his children, or maybe an inheritance, or it might be used in connection with his daughter because she was an equestrian, according to Newman. quote:Trump made a hefty profit on the flip: He had scooped up the estate for $41.35 million in 2004 out of health-care magnate Abe Gosman’s bankruptcy filing. In essence, Trump sold for more than double what he had paid four years before. Jesus, I bet at secret billionaire meeting they invite Trump to watch him eat worms for the promise of "being his best friend". Duke Igthorn fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Mar 22, 2017 |
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How many people here read the wall of text passing itself off as a cartoon called First Dog on the Moon?
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Ranter posted:How many people here read the wall of text passing itself off as a cartoon called First Dog on the Moon? I do when I'm actually on my computer rather than phone posting, and when I'm feeling like reading a lot. So rarely.
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4chan has officially given Ben Garrison Stockholm syndrome. https://twitter.com/grrrgraphics/status/844674787641217024
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Ranter posted:How many people here read the wall of text passing itself off as a cartoon called First Dog on the Moon? I do. The writing's quite good. I mean, they used the word "oleaginous".
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Ranter posted:How many people here read the wall of text passing itself off as a cartoon called First Dog on the Moon? I'm certainly more likely to read it than I am other, similarly wall-of-text-y comics I come across in the wild.
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Are there any cartoons about Touchdown Tom being best-best buddies with Trump?
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Wall of text is fine if it actually contains multiple densely packed points. It's not like this is Mr. Fish level stuff where you can stop by the 5th word and get everything the comic has to say.
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"hat tip to 4chan" It's hard to get more Garrisony than that.
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If Dog On The Moon was just text i'd probably also enjoy reading it just as a comedy editorial piece so the addition of pictures just adds to it really. Farking Bastage posted:4chan has officially given Ben Garrison Stockholm syndrome. is there a witty and/or nazi secret code reason why the lines of the crossing are all off and weird? if anyone has a barcode scanner on hand scan it and see if it says anything about muslims e: oh of course it's clearly morse code for Q LTFE, now it all makes sense Angepain fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 23, 2017 |
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Ranter posted:How many people here read the wall of text passing itself off as a cartoon called First Dog on the Moon? I quite like First Dog and I'm glad to have it back.
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Selachian posted:I quite like First Dog and I'm glad to have it back. I like it too and am sick of the whinging whenever a toon has more than a line of text (hello, Mr Fish) but there's just no stopping it along with the 'why are there labels on this cartoon'?
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I look forward to scrolling past the First Dog comic pointing out whingers whinging about other whingers.
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Starshark posted:I like it too and am sick of the whinging whenever a toon has more than a line of text (hello, Mr Fish) but there's just no stopping it along with the 'why are there labels on this cartoon'? And it's brother, "help I can't figure this cartoon out there are no labels".
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Farking Bastage posted:4chan has officially given Ben Garrison Stockholm syndrome. When making the windmill gif I learned that image googling Ben Garrison results in pictures of him edited into nazi uniforms pretty much from the get go, and I guess he's fine with that now. The conversion is finally complete.
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Starving Wolf posted:When making the windmill gif I learned that image googling Ben Garrison results in pictures of him edited into nazi uniforms pretty much from the get go, and I guess he's fine with that now. The conversion is finally complete. The anti-semitic imagery was always there, it turns out
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Improbable Lobster posted:The anti-semitic imagery was always there, it turns out He spent so long trying to find the Nazis. But it turns out the real nazi was inside him all along.
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Fulchrum posted:He spent so long trying to find the Nazis. But it turns out the real nazi was inside him all along. I thought Mil was a catcher not a pitcher.
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Spun Dog posted:Every once in a while I stumble across a cartoon I like in this thread. Low Desert Punk posted:Are there any cartoons about Touchdown Tom being best-best buddies with Trump? let me make you guys a little conflicted https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/844360743722110978
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SomeMathGuy posted:I'm certainly more likely to read it than I am other, similarly wall-of-text-y comics I come across in the wild. Yeah, I'll read a hundred first dogs before I read a Tom Tomorrow.
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Duke Igthorn posted:Trump was simply helping a billionaire to hide assets from his wife in a divorce! Nothing sinister at all! That's the same guy who bought the most expensive apartment in New York as his daughters part-time collage pad, for the same reasons (it's in her name). Also that mansion was crazy (random interior flooring choices such as cobblestone IIRC) and there is no evidence Trump or the billionaire ever even set foot in the place before it was eventually demolished.
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loquacius posted:let me make you guys a little conflicted Well, I'm quite willing to suspect him of perjury.
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