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Bubblyblubber posted:Me [1Aphid] with my gf/herder [2European Yellow Meadow Ant], her constant milking of my alimentary canal terminations with her rough antennae are making me rethink our mutualistic relationship
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:13 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Me [1Aphid] with my gf/herder [2European Yellow Meadow Ant], her constant milking of my alimentary canal terminations with her rough antennae are making me rethink our mutualistic relationship
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:15 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Me [1Aphid] with my gf/herder [2European Yellow Meadow Ant], her constant milking of my alimentary canal terminations with her rough antennae are making me rethink our mutualistic relationship surprised that this was not a Pick post
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:38 |
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Pick posted:Women love popping zits. It's one of those strict universals. We love it and we'll do it all the time. This is so incredibly weird and gross to me. What's the appeal?
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:49 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:This is so incredibly weird and gross to me. What's the appeal? It's the same satisfaction as pulling botflies out of mice. And I can say that as a fact.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:49 |
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Pick posted:It's the same satisfaction as pulling botflies out of mice. And I can say that as a fact. I will accept that this technically answers my question while at the same time leaving me as befuddled as before.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:51 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I will accept that this technically answers my question while at the same time leaving me as befuddled as before. It is allogrooming.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:51 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I will accept that this technically answers my question while at the same time leaving me as befuddled as before. Let me explain it to you in a way you're sure to understand. It's the same satisfaction as licking a butthole spotless
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:52 |
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Can confirm, women love popping zits and blackheads, every friend girl and girlfriend I've had wanted to pop my zits when I was growing up (I had a shitload on my back, face was spared by goddamn does my upper-back look like a minefield) and even up to now, I'm 31 and occasionally get zits on my face and fiancee LOVES to deal with them. She also likes pulling random hairs that grow on my upper back, pretty sure the massive acne I had on my back caused nearly no hair to grow there, but there are a couple dozen that have decided to fight the scars and pop out anyway.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:53 |
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MF_James posted:Can confirm, women love popping zits and blackheads, every friend girl and girlfriend I've had wanted to pop my zits when I was growing up (I had a shitload on my back, face was spared by goddamn does my upper-back look like a minefield) and even up to now, I'm 31 and occasionally get zits on my face and fiancee LOVES to deal with them. She also likes pulling random hairs that grow on my upper back, pretty sure the massive acne I had on my back caused nearly no hair to grow there, but there are a couple dozen that have decided to fight the scars and pop out anyway. My experience is actually the same wrt to women. Tonight I'm gonna sit my girlfriend down and let her get at the blackheads on my back. She's going to be loving ecstatic. Maybe I should just save it for her birthday and then I wouldn't have to actually buy her anything
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:04 |
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Pick posted:Women love popping zits. It's one of those strict universals. We love it and we'll do it all the time. wtf no no no no no no no edit: MF_James posted:Can confirm, women love popping zits and blackheads, every friend girl and girlfriend I've had wanted to pop my zits when I was growing up (I had a shitload on my back, face was spared by goddamn does my upper-back look like a minefield) and even up to now, I'm 31 and occasionally get zits on my face and fiancee LOVES to deal with them. Play posted:My experience is actually the same wrt to women. Tonight I'm gonna sit my girlfriend down and let her get at the blackheads on my back. She's going to be loving ecstatic. of all the ways i consider myself unfeminine, this has got to be the least obvious
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPPkGS4RZ-c
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:14 |
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Women are yucky
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:15 |
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"Dr. Pimple Popper, you are hereby stripped of your medical license. May god have mercy on your soul."
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:17 |
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Play posted:"Dr. Pimple Popper, you are hereby stripped of your medical license. May god have mercy on your soul." She's an actual doctor, a dermatologist.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:18 |
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Play posted:Let me explain it to you in a way you're sure to understand. It's the same satisfaction as licking a butthole spotless Oh ok. I don't know why Pick didn't just say that in the first place.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:21 |
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Pick posted:She's an actual doctor, a dermatologist. Well with a name like that it was pretty much foreordained huh?
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:23 |
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I have never licked an rear end, and I never intend to. The closest was when I had to give my cat enemas because he got his poopoos backed up from stress when we moved. I also lubricated his anus with my finger so the enema tube would go in more easily, and he cried like we're not friends.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:23 |
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Pick posted:I have never licked an rear end, and I never intend to. The closest was when I had to give my cat enemas because he got his poopoos backed up from stress when we moved. I also lubricated his anus with my finger so the enema tube would go in more easily, and he cried like we're not friends. I understand how he feels the same thing happened to me and caused me to seriously reevaluate that particular friendship
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:25 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:wtf I don't get it either. My boyfriend on the other hand likes to search me for zits to pop
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:25 |
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does every relationship have a designated zit-popper? no wonder every guy i've ever dated has dumped me
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:27 |
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Pick posted:I have never licked an rear end, and I never intend to. The closest was when I had to give my cat enemas because he got his poopoos backed up from stress when we moved. I also lubricated his anus with my finger so the enema tube would go in more easily, and he cried like we're not friends. Don't do it like a broken record every time but every once in a while really lets the person know you accept every part of their body.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:27 |
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Pick posted:I have never licked an rear end, and I never intend to. The closest was when I had to give my cat enemas because he got his poopoos backed up from stress when we moved. I also lubricated his anus with my finger so the enema tube would go in more easily, and he cried like we're not friends. At least the cat didn't do it to himself. Bf [25 M] gave himself an enema in my [26 F] house's bathtub...am I overreacting? quote:u/Throwaway4Lunch
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:27 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:
Never popped a zit on another person, never intend to, cannot even conceive of why I would want to
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:27 |
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Well I'm never doing an enema in my own tub that's for drat sure so
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:29 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:does every relationship have a designated zit-popper? no wonder every guy i've ever dated has dumped me He yearned for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmaf0jggF8
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:29 |
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Pick posted:I have never licked an rear end, and I never intend to. The closest was when I had to give my cat enemas because he got his poopoos backed up from stress when we moved. I also lubricated his anus with my finger so the enema tube would go in more easily, and he cried like we're not friends. Also do the chant in your head "thine inner freak I summon thee" lick three times and their genie comes out to grant you three sexwishes.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:30 |
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Pick posted:He yearned for this: guess i'll be single forever
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:32 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:guess i'll be single forever Good news! I've never seen a pimple popping slash fic!
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:36 |
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Pick posted:I have never licked an rear end, and I never intend to. The closest was when I had to give my cat enemas because he got his poopoos backed up from stress when we moved. I also lubricated his anus with my finger so the enema tube would go in more easily, and he cried like we're not friends. Butt stuff is good when it's being done by two consenting adults, not with a cat.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:36 |
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There's an update to enema boy, and it's a bitch of a tease: [UPDATE] Bf [25 M] gave himself an enema in my [26 F] house's bathtub...am I overreacting? quote:u/Throwaway4Lunch
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:36 |
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"a girl didn't let me poo poo in her tub" SA:
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:38 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:There's an update to enema boy, and it's a bitch of a tease: Haha I love this guy managing to seize the emotional high ground after douching his rear end in a top hat in his girlfriend's shared bathtub
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:43 |
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Pick posted:Good news! I've never seen a pimple popping slash fic! oh you sweet summer child
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:43 |
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lol he seems to have the breakup routine after the "accidental" enema reveal pretty well choreographed and rehearsed
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:43 |
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Pick posted:"a girl didn't let me poo poo in her tub" Well, someone should sever if a guy's bitching about that.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:47 |
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Clark Nova posted:lol he seems to have the breakup routine after the "accidental" enema reveal pretty well choreographed and rehearsed hahaha "I am very sure that none of your items are at my place (because I brought them back to yours along with all my enema toolkit)'
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 01:58 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:oh you sweet summer child Oh I forgot that weird personal care fics are a huge thing.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 02:02 |
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Antivehicular posted:
girls love popping zits on other people as much as boys love pissing outdoors. we all have our gross habits
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 02:03 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 23:40 |
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this thread is now about /r/popping
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