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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

E: is Papua New Guinea that place where they eat dead folks brains and get all sorts of degenerative neurological diseases from it?

ya

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

E: is Papua New Guinea that place where they eat dead folks brains and get all sorts of degenerative neurological diseases from it?

You mean Richard Epstein's private island?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

England ?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tricky D posted:

Baa, baa, bha-bhi,
Have you want sum fac?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Put it in the back.

One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

I tremble before the almighty.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

E: is Papua New Guinea that place where they eat dead folks brains and get all sorts of degenerative neurological diseases from it?

Some tribe(s) there eat their dead because they believe the freshly dead body could become possesed, and they must eliminate any foothold the "demon" could have on the dead person. Also, there's at least one study I remember reading that said this tribe had developed an immunity to the prion-related disease that makes your brain spongy, which generally only happens when you consume human meat that has come into contact with brain matter, other parts of the body would be relatively safe, but you'd want to make sure you know the limbs aren't diseased or infected and have been cleaned and prepared and cooked peoperly.

the panacea
May 10, 2008

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Efb.

Who long do you guys think it will take them to start robocalling ladies and wanking to the recordings?




10. Lovelorn men in India are trying a new strategy: calling numbers at random until they hear a woman’s voice.

Intentionally dialing wrong numbers is a labor-intensive way to find romance, but it’s a popular move in places where traditional gender segregation has collided head-on with cheap new technologies.

Reports of phone stalking and harassment have increased — a police call center above logs such complaints. But an unknown number of phone Romeos end up in successful “wrong-number relationships.”

the panacea fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Mar 23, 2017

naem
May 29, 2011

the panacea posted:

But an unknown number of phone Romeos end up in successful “wrong-number relationships.”

The women are all desperate too

the panacea
May 10, 2008

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naem posted:

The women are all desperate too

I think they are just making up their success stories.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Thank You,
Thank You,
Thank You GOD!

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Same

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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AHCA lookin good, hope it passes

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Goddamn I love the idea that the author thinks a huge, hard dick is one you can almost feel through pants

Also whos shoes are those on the table in the second panel? I can't figure it out

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

gorons dont have dicks but that one is a perv for wearing hylian clothes

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Aah!

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Goddamn I love the idea that the author thinks a huge, hard dick is one you can almost feel through pants

Also whos shoes are those on the table in the second panel? I can't figure it out

I'm p sure the shoes are the guy who's dick she can almost feel the heat of, and Tubby is watching

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Munchables posted:

I'm p sure the shoes are the guy who's dick she can almost feel the heat of, and Tubby is watching

Oh poo poo I didn't even realize it was 3 people

New question: whys the guy standing on the table

Another one: Why do so many of these stories feature a guy and his best bud + a hot bhabhi? They're on such insecure footing with sex that they feel like they need backup when facing down the milky menace, even in their own fantasies?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

quote:

Mr. Tiwari, 24, turned out to be a high-strung, pencil-necked man

I love how the NY times feels its important to point how few shrugs this weirdo does. "Mr. Tiwani used his spaghetti arms to call the victim using an iPhone 3G, because all subsequent phones were too heavy for his pathetic body."

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

unpacked robinhood posted:

Isn't there something super hosed about this country, but also hilarious ? There's the cum eating tribe but that isn't it

e: mm yeah lol some cultures cannot be saved. Maybe hilarious wasn't the word

This is actually disgusting and not the kind of content I signed up for in this thread.

I just wanted to enjoy funny Indian guys writing kooky facebook messages. :smith:

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Mods plz change my name to "dick big like cambodia" I will die happy

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
come on bhabhi lets go party

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
your bhabhi is a wonderland
your bhabhi is a wonderland
il use my hansd 2 fac

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo












myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Respected sir, I'm not able to attend my today day shift, due to some urgent work. Sory for Inconvenience. Regarding Shridhar sali

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May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
wanna tear some more her dress n suck her mangoes till my juice come out from my snake

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I love me some stiff boobs and a busty rear end.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
evergreen slut with stiff boobs


Like goddamn this stuff is aces+++

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Hungry after looking at those juicy boobies.. feel like crush them and suck all their juices

When she walks faster, her boobs make slosh slosh sound while jiggling

....

There people have no idea how any of this works.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

i will make ur butt bigger then ever

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
these goddamn morons think you can gently caress a belly button

like, they look at a belly button and want to gently caress it :frogbon:

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Hungry after looking at those juicy boobies.. feel like crush them and suck all their juices

When she walks faster, her boobs make slosh slosh sound while jiggling

....

There people have no idea how any of this works.
Somebody need to tap them titties before the milk in those bags goes sour.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

myDad posted:

wnna drill her all holes rear end mouth pussy belly button

very true

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

these goddamn morons think you can gently caress a belly button

like, they look at a belly button and want to gently caress it :frogbon:

When the national average is 4" it's a fairly viable option

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

i loves to lick womens pussy

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spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

When the national average is 4" it's a fairly viable option

7cm+

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