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Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


That was a hearty lol.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/pbump/status/844879663973330944

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Oh gosh.. it happened again :( better post in this thread to let you guys know... i just loled that trump is president

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Velvet Elvis posted:

That was a hearty lol.

It really is a feat to start and then just totally abandon that many trains of thought that quickly

YOU CAN GO UP AND DOWN THE LADDER

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Virginia Slams posted:

The Koch's oppose it because it doesn't completely get rid of the ACA, I guess theres a silver lining to their shittyness.

I really wonder tho do like the republicans and people like the Koch's ever catch themselves in doubt of their own character. Like I imagine some of them wake up in the middle of the night and go "wow I really am an evil selfish human being." then they glance at their night stand and see checks from their lobbyist friends and have a hearty lol then go back to sleep just fine.

No. By eliminating entitlement programs they're helping poors develop a work ethic and self pride and by eliminating the middle class they're teaching the middle class (now poor) how to be less materialistic and that true happiness comes from within.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I can't wait for the Techno Barbarian Lords

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...%3D2684%23pti13

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

He's missing the extraneous quote marks.

What time is the vote scheduled for? I don't want to miss any lols

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

This is pretty amazing. If you didn't know it was Trump, it absolutely sounds like a drunk rambling on a street corner at 2 in the morning while taking swigs out of a paper bag

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Im at a resteurant eating lunch, and there's this guy at the table next to me and it's this fat, scruffy looking dude with a ponytail, and he's eating a steak, a juicy, red, medium done steak. And i'm thinking; this fucker has more class and sense then the president of the USA. And thus, i lolled.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Here's the full interview that those word salad quotes got pulled from
http://time.com/4710456/donald-trump-time-interview-truth-falsehood/

Trump's parts read line they came from a markov bot

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
democrats are so spineless lol

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/8...23post470614570

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

thathonkey posted:

someone recently posted obama's kenyan birth certificate as tweeted by malik obama

then another poster finally dropped the facade and went full bore racist against latinos

all this and more awaits you in the bad trump thread

Has Malik Obama done anything? His loving twitter page reads off like it's just some 4channer telling him what to post. I haven't seen him do anything worthwhile ever except cry about what Obama did.

Anyways lol that Malik supports Trump

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

A completely unsurprised lol here

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

nah that's misleading, it's like two people thinking out loud

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/844892554638348289

Lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the vote has been pushed back lol

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Jose posted:

the vote has been pushed back lol

vote's today, the debate is on monday

they're going to be debating the content of a bill they've already passed

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
What? Why even bother?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

proof of concept posted:

What? Why even bother?

probably because they invoked a rule that allows them to ram through the bill while making last-minute changes to finish bribing the holdouts, without even informing all members of congress

so their plan is to pass the bill, then re-convene next week and go "okay, so what the hell was in the legislation we just signed"

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
trump, dealmaker in chief, has persuaded another vote change:

https://www.twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/844646398092029952

PS. this is not some kind of RINO, this dude just proposed a bill to abolish the dept of education

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/844901928559689728

Easy d a-wheelin and a-dealin

https://i.imgur.com/N0W2MEY.mp4

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz11jmG3ac

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

lol this is just like when Rob Ford was mayor.

All he had to do was show up for work and it would make the news.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


It so uncommon that he actually does something that when he does it gets reported on lmao

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

lol this is just like when Rob Ford was mayor.

All he had to do was show up for work and it would make the news.

So they're brothers separated at birth?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I'm excited for the media firestorm when Trump spends his first weekend in DC.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Oxxidation posted:

vote's today, the debate is on monday

they're going to be debating the content of a bill they've already passed

Sentence first - verdict afterwards.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

WTF BEES posted:

This is the question right here. The little scenario I always think of is these rich fucks sitting at home watching TV with their family. On TV is a family movie with a very, very clear and obvious villain. The villain of the story acts literally just like the old rich rear end in a top hat watching. I wonder if it ever clicks "Heyyyy.....", but then my cynical side tells me "of course they know they're lovely, they really just don't care."

I can actually answer this because I know somebody like that. Those movies are liberal Hollywood trash trying to pass off the idea that being a successful businessman is a bad thing, so they don't watch it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

lol this is just like when Rob Ford was mayor.

All he had to do was show up for work and it would make the news.

Here's hoping it ends the same way. With a crack binge and fat cancer.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

quote:

I was prepared to like him as I boarded his black 727 at La Guardia for the flight to Mar-a-Lago, his Florida home—prepared to discover that his over-the-top public persona was a clever pose. That underneath was an ironic wit, an ordinary but clever guy. But no. With Trump, what you see is what you get. His behavior was cringe-worthy. He showed off the gilded interior of his plane—calling me over to inspect a Renoir on its walls, beckoning me to lean in closely to see . . . what? The luminosity of the brush strokes? The masterly use of color? No. The signature. “Worth $10 million,” he told me. Time after time the stories he told me didn’t check out, from Michael Jackson’s romantic weekend at Mar-a-Lago with his then wife Lisa Marie Presley (they stayed at opposite ends of the estate) to the rug in one bedroom he said was designed by Walt Disney when he was 18 (it wasn’t) to the strength of his marriage to Maples (they would split months later).

It was hard to watch the way he treated those around him, issuing peremptory orders—“Polish this, Tony. Today.” He met with the lady who selected his drapery for the Florida estate—“The best! The best! She’s a genius!”—who had selected a sampling of fabrics for him to choose from, all different shades of gold. He left the choice to her, saying only, “I want it really rich. Rich, rich, elegant, incredible.” Then, “Don’t disappoint me.” It was a pattern. Trump did not make decisions. He surrounded himself with “geniuses” and delegated. So long as you did not “disappoint” him—and it was never clear how to avoid doing so—you were gold.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/12/donald-trump-mark-bowden-playboy-profile

lol
for anyone that ever thinks Trump is doing some power play. No. at least if anyone is doing it, its the "geniuses" he surrounds himself with and thats unlikely at best

it meshes completely with any other profile including his biographies, he just delegates poo poo and buys intelligence. the only time it ever seems to help is when it's smart lawyers who bail his rear end out of things

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Mar 23, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/...genumber%3D2690

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/stat...%3D2690%23pti21

Jose fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Mar 23, 2017

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Ohh boy... "Post itt every time you lol that trump us president" thread... you arent gonn aBELIEVE what just happend

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



us vs also us posted:

Ohh boy... "Post itt every time you lol that trump us president" thread... you arent gonn aBELIEVE what just happend

Did... did you lol?

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Minnesota Mixup posted:

Did... did you lol?

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:blush:

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

So when is the vote supposed to happen today? Is this another case of 'something definitely won't happen' (ie trump becoming pres - lol) that will be 'something did happen, thanks to some extremely shady means'

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
It could happen but if individual republicans arent lying (lol) then they dont have the votes

of course even if it passes it has to go before the senate where GOP has a much less pronounced majority

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I know it's really soon after the last time but I can't disobey the thread title you guys.... Im sorry.... Im so ashamed.....

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

It could happen but if individual republicans arent lying (lol) then they dont have the votes

of course even if it passes it has to go before the senate where GOP has a much less pronounced majority

And there are a non-zero amount of Republican senators with a spine

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-murder-idUSKBN16U19O

i'm lollin' that we could play 6 degrees of separation here and not get very far in the apparent FSB assassination of a ukrainian MP dishin' out details on russia and our PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J TRUMP

way to go manafort, piece of traitorous poo poo

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