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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Man, I forgot all about Kevin Kolb ever existing in the NFL.

So does he

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That 2007 QB draft class was something.

JaMarcus Russell
Brady Quinn
Kevin Kolb 
John Beck 
Drew Stanton 
Trent Edwards 
Isaiah Stanback 
Jeff Rowe 
Troy Smith 
Jordan Palmer 
Tyler Thigpen 

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/844978564046995456
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/844979265338818560
https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/844979579165065216

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

That 2007 QB draft class was something.

JaMarcus Russell
Brady Quinn
Kevin Kolb 
John Beck 
Drew Stanton 
Trent Edwards 
Isaiah Stanback 
Jeff Rowe 
Troy Smith 
Jordan Palmer 
Tyler Thigpen 

...is dancing Drew the only one left standing?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Kalli posted:

Teams didn't want to give up picks for a mediocre starter and that explains why he's now viewed as worse then the shitawful garbage currently infesting rosters like EJ Manuel.

Browns made a play for him to. Kaep was just to stubborn to renegotiate his contract which kept him in SF.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Browns made a play for him to. Kaep was just to stubborn to renegotiate his contract which kept him in SF.

He was right, though

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Sexy Rexy did it first.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Seems reasonable

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

That 2007 QB draft class was something.

JaMarcus Russell
Brady Quinn
Kevin Kolb 
John Beck 
Drew Stanton 
Trent Edwards 
Isaiah Stanback 
Jeff Rowe 
Troy Smith 
Jordan Palmer 
Tyler Thigpen 
:barf:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

That 2007 QB draft class was something.

JaMarcus Russell
Brady Quinn
Kevin Kolb 
John Beck 
Drew Stanton 
Trent Edwards 
Isaiah Stanback 
Jeff Rowe 
Troy Smith 
Jordan Palmer 
Tyler Thigpen 

2013 is rivaling it

EJ Manuel
Geno Smith
Mike Glennon
Matt Barkley
Ryan Nassib
Tyler Wilson
Landry Jones
Brad Sorensen
Zac Dysert
BJ Daniels
Sean Renfree

Luckily 2001 has Vick and Brees, so it's not some 6 year QB curse we have to worry about

Kalli fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 23, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Choosing whether 2007 or 2013 was worse is like choosing which testicle you'd rather lose...

...unless your team signed one of the top 3 guys on those lists.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



If those were my testicles I'd pain olympics myself

... man, I am having a day.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 23, 2017

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kalli posted:

Teams didn't want to give up picks for a mediocre starter and that explains why he's now viewed as worse then the shitawful garbage currently infesting rosters like EJ Manuel.

It's not a draft, dude. Players aren't signed in order from best to worst. EJ got signed for dirt cheap to be a backup/3rd string. Kaep is going to want to go somewhere where he can compete to be a starter. That ain't happening in Oakland.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/844987145521709056

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whypick1 posted:

So does he



That picture is always funny to me. :unsmith:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Volkerball posted:

It's not a draft, dude. Players aren't signed in order from best to worst. EJ got signed for dirt cheap to be a backup/3rd string. Kaep is going to want to go somewhere where he can compete to be a starter. That ain't happening in Oakland.

Is there anything from Kaepernick about contract demands or competing to be a starter?

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015




They will never get NFL media credentials again at this rate. Truly the bad boys of capitol J Journalism.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





They're right about the Sr name plates

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Get ready for a lot more Ponder on Sundays:

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/844951000951803904

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MULTIBALL

JPrime posted:

...is dancing Drew the only one left standing?



Seafraud Shuffle still pierces my heart

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

2013 is rivaling it

EJ Manuel
Geno Smith
Mike Glennon
Matt Barkley
Ryan Nassib
Tyler Wilson
Landry Jones
Brad Sorensen
Zac Dysert
BJ Daniels
Sean Renfree

Luckily 2001 has Vick and Brees, so it's not some 6 year QB curse we have to worry about

The 2004 QB draft was 13 years ago. When do we get another one of those?

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

a neat cape posted:

The 2004 QB draft was 13 years ago. When do we get another one of those?

2012

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



^^^ True enough, if Tannehill / Cousins can have a Hasselbeck like career then Wilson and Luck have a pretty good shot of it.

a neat cape posted:

The 2004 QB draft was 13 years ago. When do we get another one of those?

I don't think there was even one in the 90's, so it could be awhile...

the closest are either '93 (Bledsoe, Trent Green and Mark Brunell), '98 (Peyton and Matt Hasselbeck) or '99 (McNabb and Culpepper)

But every year pales in comparison to '83 or '04 for QB's.

Also funny note since I was looking at PFR's draft tables.

Ryan Lindley has a -4 career AV.

I didn't think it could be negative.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Mar 23, 2017

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I was about to disagree, then I remembered Wilson and Cousins.

Has the shine worn off of Andrew Luck yet?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Most people seem to think Luck is really good but plays on a garbage team which is basically reality.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ehud posted:

Most people seem to think Luck is really good but plays on a garbage team which is basically reality.

So does Derek Carr. Luck is just a loser.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Luck is really good and so is Derek Carr.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lol if you think the raiders are as bad as the colts are right now

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

WHOOPS posted:

Luck is really good and so is Derek Carr.

Luck is average at best and Carr is really good

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

Luck is average at best and Carr is really mediocre

Fixed

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Luck reminds of Roethlisberger if the latter had to carry mediocre to lovely teams early in his career before he became more efficient.

He's pretty good. I don't get why people pretend he isn't when he's never been the problem in Indy.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Metapod posted:

Lol if you think the raiders are as bad as the colts are right now

They're definitely not as bad as the colts because they have a much better qb.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

a neat cape posted:

Luck is average at best

What a preposterous thing to say.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Volkerball posted:

They're definitely not as bad as the colts because they have a much better qb.

Carr is being carried by Cooper and Crabtree and plays with a Alex Smith mentality despite having a rocket

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The Raiders have one of the best OLs in the NFL. The Colts OL is complete poo poo.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Luck's the best QB currently in the league who will never get a ring

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

WHOOPS posted:

What a preposterous thing to say.

Other QBs better than Luck: Tannehill, Cam, Wilson, Carr, Mariota, Winston

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The worst case scenario for Luck is he's Brett Favre.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

Other QBs better than Luck: Tannehill, Cam, Wilson, Carr, Mariota, Winston

Would you trade Rivers for Luck?

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Andrew Luck is really good but he makes a lot of bad decisions because he's never seen a 50/50 ball he doesn't want to throw

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