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Hardawn posted:A council of elders works just as well rofl all elders believe in god, thats why they have lived so long come on you dummies
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He My Nigga When Its Culling Time Ask Angier and Manyard about it
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Saint Drogo posted:yeah that's both of the things I said and has sod all to do with god actually being real or not. What about a council of MILFs?
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God absent, so what
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Sunswipe posted:What about a council of MILFs?
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God is real whether you believe in Him or not
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I was jewish but we weren't yet on-board with nazi-punching so I converted to eastern orthodox 
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Friends with bennies
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we gently caress sometimes but its more of a fwb thing
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Trunko posted:God is real whether you believe in Him or not Oh he's real alright A real piece of poo poo 
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Hell Yeah posted:i worship rear end
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Trunko posted:God is real whether you believe in Him or not Nothing exists once I stop thinking about it. For instance, as soon as I post this and look at another thread, you no longer exist. Prove me wrong.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Nothing exists once I stop thinking about it. For instance, as soon as I post this and look at another thread, you no longer exist. Prove me wrong. i dont need to prove anything to you, your just a figment of my imagination
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concrete positions are a self imposed limitation we exist within an infinite expanse of quantum uncertainty "god" both simultaneously exists and does not 
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I was raised in the reorganized church of latter day saints (not called that anymore because they want to get as far away from association with mormons as they can despite....following the book of mormon) and god told me the garden of eden is in independence missouri
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missouri was right to send them packing
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Troposphere posted:I was raised in the reorganized church of latter day saints (not called that anymore because they want to get as far away from association with mormons as they can despite....following the book of mormon) and god told me the garden of eden is in independence missouri Those are the ones that are into polygamy right. Or maybe that's FLDS
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Who What Now posted:Oh he's real alright rude
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its really easy to spot which posters had real religious parents
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Psycho Society posted:Those are the ones that are into polygamy right. Or maybe that's FLDS no they originally broke off from the lds because they didn't believe in polygamy I think
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Troposphere posted:I was raised in the reorganized church of latter day saints (not called that anymore because they want to get as far away from association with mormons as they can despite....following the book of mormon) and god told me the garden of eden is in independence missouri Is that why you're in missouri?
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Pick posted:Is that why you're in missouri? when jesus comes back everyone's gonna feel real lovely for dunking on missouri  this is where they think he's gonna show up btw lol. guess they're called the community of christ now?
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Troposphere posted:nah we're in missouri because my ancestors wanted me to suffer I can see that, if Jesus is a giant hermit crab lol
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If man is made in God's image. Most men I see have bitch tits. Therefore, God has bitch tits. QED.
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Most men I see have bitch tits. turn your monitor on
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suck my dick you gently caress Lord
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I write Him a letter once a year explaining how good I am and list all the new stuff I want. I make sure to mention all His reindeer by name. I've never gotten a reply because I'm probably not very good at all. So I buy stuff with my own money, but it's the cheap knock off version of what I originally wanted. So yes, I am Christian
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You know, I think maybe that's the problem, and where so much of my despair comes from, is that I've been hanging out, like, exclusively with people who are lost, and not just lost in their faith but that's a strong indicator. I think I'm going to head back to church more often.
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I think your checklist has grown long in the tooth. You should do some exploring outside of what you were raised in.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I was jewish but we weren't yet on-board with nazi-punching so I converted to eastern orthodox Pretty sure most Jews are down with punching Nazis. Case in point-- Harrison Ford.
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Trop, help me find the Lord.
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"I myself will search for my sheep and look after them. As a shepherd looks after his scattered flock when he is with them, so will I look after my sheep. I will rescue them from all the places where they were scattered on a day of clouds and darkness."
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if god was real he'd have to be a real jerk to make pick both ugly AND bad at posting
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God is extremely fake hope this helps
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Pick posted:Trop, help me find the Lord. I told you, independence missouri
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there is no god. if there was, it would not be anthropomorphic. it wouldn't have sentience or sapience. it doesnt care about you or anything happening on this planet. you dont matter to it. you dont register. the galactic cluster we're spinning around in doesn't even register. there is no caring ape in the clouds guiding everything. just the stillness of a cold void with the possibility that beyond it all, a nuclear chaos pulls the strings. revel in it.
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At first things seemed cool but then he started getting super mad whenever I ordered shrimp and he would threaten to burn me for all eternity if I didnt stop my girlfriend from taking birth control and so now we're kinda on the outs.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Hell most Christians still don't seem to get that God destroys the world. Hell if you re-read the story of Revelations, what is even the crime? The "evil" side comes to Earth and brings us peace on Earth, peace in the middle east even, prosperity on a global scale and more.. God promptly wipes them out for with ludicrously over the top plagues and destroys the whole planet. Revelation is an odd book. You can read it as a strict prophecy of the end times like Evangelicals. But you can also think of it as a sort of general understanding the world. Evil is big, and it wins a lot. Like a lot a lot. And it seems like the world will pretty much always suck. But it won't because nothing, not even evil lasts forever. Evil will triumph and good will suffer and everything will go to hell and get all hosed up. But at the end of everything, once everything is said and done, all the good people that got the poo poo kicked out of them? They're finally going to get what they deserve. And the real nasty people who took advantage of them the whole time? They're going to get what they deserve too. The book, if you read in the style of contemporary prophetic literature (and not as a playbook because why the gently caress would Satan follow the playbook???) is a promise that it really will turn out alright In The End.
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Read the tao de ching
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