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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I am Catholic. I will try to talk to God sometimes. Not convinced anyone is listening to me, though. But I go to church off and on.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I think God is probably Stephen King I read it in a book one time

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i worship rear end

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Hell Yeah posted:

i worship rear end

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


that fucker owes me twenty bucks


he was all like "yo man can i borrow 20 bucks, need to buy some wine" and i was thinkin like "this fuckin guy can turn water into wine but he bummin money to buy some" but i gave it to him anyway and he was all like "u know i'm good for it man, my next paycheck ill pay u back, promise"


never fuckin did.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Sid Vicious posted:

I think God is probably Stephen King I read it in a book one time

John Carpenter made a documentary about this

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
pick i'm getting really worried about the threads you have been making lately. have you taken your meds?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mycroft Holmes posted:

pick i'm getting really worried about the threads you have been making lately. have you taken your meds?

Therapy is actually rape and meds are probably also rape

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


The Holy Spirit touched me as a child





The Gods Knew

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
The only god I know is Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I'm a militant youtube atheist.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Jesus Christ, please don't ban me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


My hand fell asleep would a just God let this happen I don't bloody think so

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
God watches me masturbate

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
He won't return my calls.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
God doesn't exist and I wish that I didn't

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
every time u jerk off, god kills a kitten 👎

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ra tehuti posted:

God doesn't exist and I wish that I didn't

:yeah:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

posting in picks nightly fake meltdown thread

let it mellow posted:

every time u jerk off, god kills a kitten 👎

what a jerk

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Am I really the only Christian here?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Pick posted:

Am I really the only Christian here?

God not real sorry pick

maddison
Nov 25, 2007

What the hell am I doing here?
I grew up believing in god. I consider myself an atheist now but I still say a lot of stuff like "god drat it", "jesus christ", "god help me", "god bless you". I still talk to this nothing.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Gods a human being

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
we aren't currently on speaking terms as she's kind of an rear end in a top hat.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
god?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


maddison posted:

I grew up believing in god. I consider myself an atheist now but I still say a lot of stuff like "god drat it", "jesus christ", "god help me", "god bless you". I still talk to this nothing.

I stopped saying God bless you and just say bless you but I'll still yell Jesus christ if I stub my toe and my second toe is longer than my big toe so this happens a lot

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Sid Vicious posted:

God not real sorry pick

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
due to too much drug use i truly understand how reality works but there is no point in even explaining it or really doing anything at all when you truly conceive what reality actually is.

Entire universes could explode in the loudest sound to ever have existed and it doesn't change anything.

This is neither bad nor good but the concept of humanities "gods" is quaint

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

ra tehuti posted:

God doesn't exist and I wish that I didn't

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Space Crabs posted:

due to too much drug use i truly understand how reality works but there is no point in even explaining it or really doing anything at all when you truly conceive what reality actually is.

Entire universes could explode in the loudest sound to ever have existed and it doesn't change anything.

This is neither bad nor good but the concept of humanities "gods" is quaint

Oh word?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Space Crabs posted:

due to too much drug use i truly understand how reality works but there is no point in even explaining it or really doing anything at all when you truly conceive what reality actually is.

Entire universes could explode in the loudest sound to ever have existed and it doesn't change anything.

This is neither bad nor good but the concept of humanities "gods" is quaint

Reality isn't real idiot

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ra tehuti posted:

God doesn't exist and I wish that I didn't

I wish you didn't exist either

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i might be one

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tolkien minority posted:

Reality isn't real idiot

that's kinda the point i was making

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Space Crabs posted:

that's kinda the point i was making

Oh word?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Kanye West is the only god I need

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Space Crabs posted:

that's kinda the point i was making

I bet you read a lot of Nietzsche

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

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