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Ouhei posted:The solution here is for them to go buy that baby feet stuff online. You want to peel some skin? WELL HERE'S YOUR WHOLE FOOT.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:23 |
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I want to know this guys sleep seduction technique because it sounds incredible.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:25 |
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Splicer posted:I'm scared Do you think it's possible to make a face-skin mask using that foot acid stuff, haha just curious haha asking for a friend haha
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:29 |
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Barudak posted:I want to know this guys sleep seduction technique because it sounds incredible. I actually do the same thing, often starts with massaging fiancee's back into a fair bit of foreplay and then sex. In the last year it's probably happened a dozen or so times, 8-10 times I straight up do not remember, the other times I wake-up in the middle of it and just roll with it.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:31 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:I (17M) have to choose between two of my close friends (17F and 18F)[new] hahaha he breaks up with his girlfriend and now his friend circle are tearing themselves apart trying to get into his pants while he's vulnerable it's so novel to see the genders reversed in this story for once
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:32 |
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Barudak posted:I want to know this guys sleep seduction technique because it sounds incredible. http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02042003
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MF_James posted:I actually do the same thing, often starts with massaging fiancee's back into a fair bit of foreplay and then sex. In the last year it's probably happened a dozen or so times, 8-10 times I straight up do not remember, the other times I wake-up in the middle of it and just roll with it. So you're that one woman from House?
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:41 |
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Ouhei posted:Why the gently caress would you read that to your current/new SO? Even if John is a writer by trade that's just not something you should read to a spouse. For real lol what a loving idiot
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Nazzadan posted:The short of this issue is: I had a bad stool, mentioned it offhandedly to my mother, and then she called the doctor to book me an appointment without my consent and without even checking with me to see if it worked with my schedule. I don't get this story. You're 25. You have no obligation to actually go to the appointment and do things you don't want to do. quote:She's started taking away my privileges and freedoms ?????????????? Like is this a caregiver situation or something I don't understand.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:53 |
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It figures that Susie would be into watersports.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:58 |
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Splicer posted:I'm scared Moridin920 posted:For real lol what a loving idiot
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:12 |
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Baby Feet is cool if you don't walk anywhere for like a week after you peel that poo poo. Wait, I meant gross and a bad idea.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:14 |
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Holy poo poo.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:39 |
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I am so glad I skipped the last 50 pages. Totally stuck the landing.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:05 |
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Me [52 M] with my Girlfriend [24 F] of 10 Months, Seem to be fluttering, and she seems to be pulling away. How do I stop it?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [52 M] with my Girlfriend [24 F] of 10 Months, Seem to be fluttering, and she seems to be pulling away. How do I stop it? Aww he deleted it and reposted with it saying 25M, guessing typo.
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WampaLord posted:I also remember a post where the dude beat the poo poo out of the robber and his wife got upset because she was now afraid of his anger, despite him never doing anything angry before or after. lol it reminds me of the opposite post where OP pretended to be a burglar, his brother got scared and kicked OP into a wall or something, and then the family celebrated how heroic the brother was and ignored OP aside from taking him to the hospital. If I remember correctly, the poster didn't understand why his brother wasn't punished.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:38 |
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This one was great. It reminded me tho, wasn't their a post a while back by a wife who wanted to get into roleplaying with her husband and when he went along with it he super hammed up his role and trolled the gently caress out of her. Like all she wanted was a sexy cop to handcuff and gently caress her but he showed up as a detective and interviewed her or something.
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ArbitraryC posted:This one was great. It reminded me tho, wasn't their a post a while back by a wife who wanted to get into roleplaying with her husband and when he went along with it he super hammed up his role and trolled the gently caress out of her. Like all she wanted was a sexy cop to handcuff and gently caress her but he showed up as a detective and interviewed her or something. if there was I missed it and now I really wanna see that one
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:lol it reminds me of the opposite post where OP pretended to be a burglar, his brother got scared and kicked OP into a wall or something, and then the family celebrated how heroic the brother was and ignored OP aside from taking him to the hospital. If I remember correctly, the poster didn't understand why his brother wasn't punished. e: and I think they mighta been step brothers too which made it worse
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [52 M] with my Girlfriend [24 F] of 10 Months, Seem to be fluttering, and she seems to be pulling away. How do I stop it? Is he dating a butterfly?
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ArbitraryC posted:This one was great. It reminded me tho, wasn't their a post a while back by a wife who wanted to get into roleplaying with her husband and when he went along with it he super hammed up his role and trolled the gently caress out of her. Like all she wanted was a sexy cop to handcuff and gently caress her but he showed up as a detective and interviewed her or something. I imagined their roleplay-to-sex ratio as something like 9:1 in his favor, like he forgets it's sex time and just starts playing. But I decided it was too much work to convey. Marching side by side as pilots and her wondering how long he wanted to keep it up. WE CAN'T STOP NOW THE KAIJU IS STILL ALIVE!
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:47 |
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Maybe she's managing to somehow get the restraints undone
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ArbitraryC posted:This one was great. It reminded me tho, wasn't their a post a while back by a wife who wanted to get into roleplaying with her husband and when he went along with it he super hammed up his role and trolled the gently caress out of her. Like all she wanted was a sexy cop to handcuff and gently caress her but he showed up as a detective and interviewed her or something. It's the first one I posted in this iteration of the thread, hit the ?. It might still be my favorite.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:49 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: my hero
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:50 |
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quote:All of our roleplaying revolves around one person being in character, and the other interacting with them. oh word? quote:The actual sex was good but he kept speaking into his fake radio calling for backup, when I was on top he would shout OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 21:57 |
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ArbitraryC posted:for people who missed it the first time i can't not picture this as burt macklin and janet snakehole when i read that
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ArbitraryC posted:for people who missed it the first time This is exactly what I'd do if my fiancée asked for roleplay. I lost it at him beating up the drapes.
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ArbitraryC posted:iirc he wasn't pretending to be a burgler he was just coming home late from a party or his gf's or something and tried to sneak in, his brother beat the poo poo out of him, and then the family dumped him off at the hospital before going out to treat the heroic brother to dinner or something. It did in general come across ice cold on his parent's part. gently caress, you're right. I was getting my stories mixed up.
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ArbitraryC posted:Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted: This is amazing, I hope my fiancee wants to roleplay at some point, I'm going to steal a page from this guy's book (although I'm into roleplay so I'll totally do real stuff but throw in ridiculous goofy poo poo occasionally)
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 22:40 |
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I browsed r/childfree a bit, and while I didn't find anything worth posting, I notice they refer to every child as "it". It is weird and kinda unnerving.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 23:17 |
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Sotar posted:I browsed r/childfree a bit, and while I didn't find anything worth posting, I notice they refer to every child as "it". It is weird and kinda unnerving. that's the way they feel about your kids
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 23:24 |
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I just imagine every r/childfree person is enormously fat and exceptionally goony with how much vitriol they harbour for things like hearing laughter
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 23:37 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I just imagine every r/childfree person is enormously fat and exceptionally goony with how much vitriol they harbour for things like hearing laughter Witnessing children laughing and playing, to childfree dorks, is like a war vet with PTSD being caught near a surprise fireworks show.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Witnessing children laughing and playing, to childfree dorks, is like a war vet with PTSD being caught near a surprise fireworks show. They way they right about it seriously sounds autistic. I know we throw that around a ton and joke about it a lot but honestly when you have so many people writing about these intense, visceral reactions like physically cringing and feeling pain by hearing kids laughing is brokebrain
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:10 |
CROTCH FRUIT
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54 40 or gently caress posted:They way they right about it seriously sounds autistic. I know we throw that around a ton and joke about it a lot but honestly when you have so many people writing about these intense, visceral reactions like physically cringing and feeling pain by hearing kids laughing is brokebrain They act offended by the mere sight of a child. Complaining about kids in a movie theater when you are seeing a kids movie is dumb as hell.
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edit: joke in poor taste
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uber_stoat posted:CROTCH FRUIT Sounds dank, I wouldn't mind enjoying a bit of crotch fruit from time to time Mirthless posted:edit: joke in poor taste Now I'm too curious what is so distasteful even you won't post it
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